Nastiest Thing You Have Ever Done For Money?

[Giovanni]

Well what is the single nastiest thing you have ever done to win a bet or some random money?

Or failing nasty, just plain stupid.

[IndoGhost]

What did you do for money?

[Giovanni]

Nastiest thing I ever did was in 6th grade...

We were on a field trip and we stopped over at the old country buffet on the way back for dinner (we were coming back from DC). Being immature little morons we started a pool for whoever could consume the nastiest "milk shake" made from things that were being served at the afforementioned buffet.

My milkshake had everything that they were serving, liquids, solids, ice creams, salads, salad dressings, mscellaneous condiments.

The rules were simple

#1. You had to drink the whole thing.
#2. You couldn't throw it back up.
#3. You had to drink the entire concoction within 10 minutes.

I drank it all within the time limit and kept it down.

I made 67 dollars.

[LINKed up]

Only 67 dollars? Kinda a rip off isn't it? I personally have never been that stupid, and as such, I don't have that much money.

[Tobang]

I have broken over ten bones in my body and 8 of those ten bones broken have been broken on ‘dares.’ Jumping off roofs down onto trampolines, doing back flips off swing sets, making long jumps from one part of a jungle gym to another part of it. Going off the most wicked jumps we could make on bikes, snowboards and skies. Also, animals think I’m tasty (don’t ask unless you are prepared for some of the most unbelievable/unlucky animal tales you will ever hear)

But I have to say the dumbest thing iv ever done on a dare, I didn’t get any money but my boyish pride was on the line (which is much more important to any normal 12 year old boy) was ride on a little red wagon that was tied behind a bike.

Long story short, we figured out that when the bike first starts to pull the wagon, the impulse causes the wagon to do a wheely on its two back wheels. So, once again us being twelve year old boys, decided that starting the bike out REALLY fast would make an ever bigger wheely, thus, being even cooler.

We didn’t count on the fact that if a wagon does a wheely really fast it essentially becomes a catapult for the person sitting in it, me. That caused me to brake both my humorous and my radius bone in my right arm. Not to mention that I totally ripped apart my back from sliding on the gravel road for about 5 feet, i still have scares from it all over my back.

[Giovanni]

Only 67 dollars? Kinda a rip off isn't it? I personally have never been that stupid, and as such, I don't have that much money.

I was in 6th grade at the time... That was a fair chunk of change, besides it tasted pretty good.

[LINKed up]

Excuse me while I puke. :puke:

[Giovanni]

Share yours

[LINKed up]

Me? Dont have one.

[Midknight]

Pfft wtf, sick and perverse? I got you beat.

I banged a fat chick. Not just any fat chick, but like the queen of fat whores around here.

I mean like a 270 pounder, double D knockers (yet strangely a small waist and tight ass), light hair on her upper lip, had 2 of each bottom tooth, greasy ass hair. Thought she was god's gift to men (I don't know how) yet couldn't understand why no one wanted it.

Why? I was broke, she was filthy, disgusting, holy shit, rich. I mean the girl had a family that could buy a new home each month, burn it down when they got tired of it, and buy a new one. Hilton Family rich, they owned a buncha stock in random tech companies out here that blew up in the late 80's, early 90's.

I was lonely, broke, needed some new things, she kept bothering me, said screw it, got pissy drunk and hit it. She was 23 at the time, turns out I was her first, and the bitch latched onto me like a leech. I used the fact that she was blindly devoted to me to my advantage and tried out all sorts of stuff to/with her shamelessly. (if I get 2 chicks in bed, and one's decent looking, but the other's a beast, does it still count as a negative? hrm..) I stayed drunk 24/7 for 3 weeks to stomache being around her, got her to buy me some stuff I needed, and then I moved. To this day I thank god I met my wife shortly after, b/c goddamn I was about to off myself when I thought about what a wildebeast I was boning for awhile. Alcohol googles don't last forever.

If only Nip/Tuck was around, and I'd seen the episode where the doctor puts a bag over this girl's head, this bitch would of needed a hefty bag.

[LINKed up]

*cringe* Ouch. What a man will do for money, ne?

[Xiph0]

Pfft wtf, sick and perverse? I got you beat.

I banged a fat chick. Not just any fat chick, but like the queen of fat whores around here.

I mean like a 270 pounder, double D knockers (yet strangely a small waist and tight ass), light hair on her upper lip, had 2 of each bottom tooth, greasy ass hair. Thought she was god's gift to men (I don't know how) yet couldn't understand why no one wanted it.

Why? I was broke, she was filthy, disgusting, holy shit, rich. I mean the girl had a family that could buy a new home each month, burn it down when they got tired of it, and buy a new one. Hilton Family rich, they owned a buncha stock in random tech companies out here that blew up in the late 80's, early 90's.

I was lonely, broke, needed some new things, she kept bothering me, said screw it, got pissy drunk and hit it. She was 23 at the time, turns out I was her first, and the bitch latched onto me like a leech. I used the fact that she was blindly devoted to me to my advantage and tried out all sorts of stuff to/with her shamelessly. (if I get 2 chicks in bed, and one's decent looking, but the other's a beast, does it still count as a negative? hrm..) I stayed drunk 24/7 for 3 weeks to stomache being around her, got her to buy me some stuff I needed, and then I moved. To this day I thank god I met my wife shortly after, b/c goddamn I was about to off myself when I thought about what a wildebeast I was boning for awhile. Alcohol Goggles don't last forever.

If only Nip/Tuck was around, and I'd seen the episode where the doctor puts a bag over this girl's head, this bitch would of needed a hefty bag.

I know thats prob. a seriously nasty memory, but its the funniest fuckin thing I've read today! :lol:

[Silent]

I have never done anything particularly repulsive for money, not being the type to take dares. I don't think humoring blindly drunk old people is all that bad, particularly not the $80 tip for it. I don't get paid for eating disgusting food like Gio, though I may eat it anyway. How was he lucky enough to get paid for that? :P

[LINKed up]

Keywords: 6th grade.

[Tobang]

Pfft wtf, sick and perverse? I got you beat.

I banged a fat chick. Not just any fat chick, but like the queen of fat whores around here.


Dare I ask how that all came to be, usually (at least to my admittedly small amount of knowledge on this subject) a guy has to hit on a girl for her to even start considering that guy. Was it a lost bet? A perverse dare? A few litters of alcohol? Some extremely strong mushrooms?

[Midknight]

I know thats prob. a seriously nasty memory, but its the funniest fuckin thing I've read today! :lol:

Whats funnier, the fact that it happened to me, or that the nastiest thing on the thread thus far has come from me of all people, heh.

Gonna have to try hard to outgross me on this one I think, which firmly makes me think I'm in the twilight zone and I'm Gio for a day.

[Midknight]

Pfft wtf, sick and perverse? I got you beat.

I banged a fat chick. Not just any fat chick, but like the queen of fat whores around here.


Dare I ask how that all came to be, usually (at least to my admittedly small amount of knowledge on this subject) a guy has to hit on a girl for her to even start considering that guy. Was it a lost bet? A perverse dare? A few litters of alcohol? Some extremely strong mushrooms?

Nah, we had a mutual friend. She kept hitting on me, I told her to get the )&@# away from me multiple times. I wound up breaking up with a very abusive girlfriend that I was totally in love with and couldn't see her evil. (My friends intervened, she left me in massive debt and several arrests just because she could, made me loose my job)

I was depressed, took to drinking, got drunk one night, fatty was there. Was a horrible idea even with half a gallon of vodka in me (that in and of itself is a bad idea, I don't remember the next 2 days well once I went to sleep, and I had to be babysat by fatty so I didn't drown in my own vomit) but eh, made me a better person for it.

[Tobang]

Whats funnier, the fact that it happened to me, or that the nastiest thing on the thread thus far has come from me of all people, heh.

Gonna have to try hard to outgross me on this one I think, which firmly makes me think I'm in the twilight zone and I'm Gio for a day.

Midknight, that sounded like a challenge…

Bringing down the voluntary memory block I put up around this memory…. give me a sec.

As you may, or may not know, I’m a ski patroller. As I start to think more and more about what I want to do when I get out of High school in a few months, jobs in the medical field are starting to look more and more appealing to me.

One job I put some serious consideration into is becoming an EMT. (for those of you who don’t know what that is, it’s the people who drive the ambulances.) This is convenient for me b/c on the ski patrol there are several EMTs. One day when I was talking with an EMT she asked if I would like to do a ride along with her, to get a feel for the job and see if I liked it.

Of course, I agreed. So, about two weeks later I’m sitting in an ambulance station with her waiting for some calls. We get one relatively unimportant job, someone broke their leg at a hockey game. But, after that we got called to an old person home. The call was because one of the old ladies stuck a TV remote control up her vagina.

I was officially kinda freaked out then, but I figured that this has got to be one of those ‘once in a life time experiences.’ So I go with them to the old person home.

When we got there, we were escorted to the ladies room, and the first thing I notice when I walk in is the smell. It was a BAD smell. Well, my EMT lady friend becomes all business as she straps on her gloves. The plan, fish it out the remote and be on our way.

She lifts up her nightgown, and there it is, three-fourths the way in and stuck in her old furry hole. I’m now watching with a morbid curiosity that is absolutely unexplainable as my EMT friend sticks her hand in there and start to pull it out. The smell alone is now enough to make anyone gag, all the nurses have left the room now because they just cant watch anymore.

Finally, after a few minutes of wiggling and pulling, the remote is free. One problem though, one of the batteries is missing. Back in she goes, this is fisting on a whole new level of perversity. After wiggling around for a few minutes my EMT friend gets an extremely strange look on her face and starts to pull her hand out again real slowly. And with her she pulls out a CHICKEN STRIP!!!!!

Now my EMT lady friend can only take so much and she officially says that this lady need to go to the hospital to see a gynecologist. I talked to my EMT friend a week later and the old lady actually managed to put almost a whole salad up her southern mouth.

[Giovanni]

GROSS!!!!!

That definately is a "Once in a Life-Time" occurence (or at least I hope it is).

I unlike the rest of you do not bang 300 pound wildebeats when drunk; nor do I have a job where I get to see my female EMT friend pull a remote control and a chicken wing out of some old ladies *Shudders*.

Although congrats on getting your cash Middy :)

[Tobang]

ROFL Midknight we managed to gross out Giovanni in his own thread…now all we have left to do is determine if that’s an accomplishment or a bad sign.

[Aura]

ROFL Midknight we managed to gross out Giovanni in his own thread…now all we have left to do is determine if that’s an accomplishment or a bad sign.

It's a bad sign... Beating Gio at his own game just proves how much you need to see a pychologist. I know this really neat guy who...

*Backs away slowly*

Ugh... You've probably seen more weird and disgusting stuff that most of us here have... i still remember your story about the "thumbless lady".

[Giovanni]

I wasn't expecting to win this game...

[Rain]

I'm not going to post for the pure and simple reasons of: I'd like to keep the remainder of my pride intact, because I don't really want any laughter at my expense at the moment.

That, and while I'm pretty sure some of them could be called "nasty", I'm not sure I could beat you people.

[Giovanni]

Pride?

What pride?

C'mon, now you *have* to post :)

[ChuckDaTruck]

GO FOR IT EXILED!!!

This is what the internet is for.

Okay, my story goes like this, I've done stupid shit before (on dares and stuff) but not as much for money. Once I dove into FREEZING water for 5 dollars. Not especially nasty, but VERY stupid. I ended up catching a cold. Mine is similar to Gio's except it was a small plate. Hmmmm.

I've eaten Candy of the ground (it was PLACED there by us) when I acted in a friend's movie. I also humped a fire hydrant once...In public...In NEW YORK. People were looking at me funny (I also got a faceful of Pam, and kicked in the nuts.)

These are all stupid things I would recommend. I don't know. It seems like I do that stuff more regularly than I thought actually. I guess I do general stupid stuff frequently but not truly horrible stuff.

Exiled, SPILL IT!! :D :D :D

[Rain]

*pouts* I assure you Giovanni, while I might have no shame, I certainly have pride.

hm... I have to think about it. Heh, right, I'll tell the least damaging one.

Right, when I was about thirteen my mother's fish had babies. These little black and white dalmation fish or something. Well, I was skipping class again like usual with a few friends at my mother's house and they spotted the fish. (wow, that's a bad pun)

Next thing I know there are numerous amounts of green and white paper cluttering the coffee table and I'm being dared to swallow one of the fish. So that's about twenty-five dollars to swallow one little fish that will probably get thrown up later, right? So I do it. Stupid, but I was stupid, so it evens out.

It isn't the gross part yet, though. After I manage to get the damn thing in my mouth and swallowed (this is coming from a person who has trouble swallowing a pill. Lets just say I tasted a lot of fish.) they handed me a glass of water to wash it down with. I had barely had the glass finished off before I took off running to the bathroom, I only made it to the kitchen sink. When the fish came back up it was still alive flopping around in the water I had swallowed after it... along with the remains of the pizza I ate for lunch.

Squicky!

[Silent]

That reminds me of something I did when I was seven or eight.

I had to have this story re-told to me, even though I did it, because the memory was apparently traumatic enough I blocked it out.

The long and the short of it is, I drank soda with chunks of mold in it. It had been left open for a few weeks by that point, but I didn't think it would kill me. I'm still alive, so it apparently didn't.

[Rain]

Ugh. I've accidentally done that before. I picked up the wrong soda can. The one I drank from only happened to have been sitting there for two weeks. Nasty!

Worse than putting chunky milk in instant mashpotatoes and not realizing it until the next morning when adding milk to coffee.

[Giovanni]

lol :)

At the very end of my winter vacation I went to a friends party. Now ever since the incident in 6th grade I have had the "Iron Stomach" reference to uphold...

I learned a valuable lesson that night, 3 year old milk mixed with vodka and jack daniels is NOT a very good tasting thing.

after chugging a very large cup of the vile mixture I was 150 bucks richer.

It is an experience which I will NEVER repeat, ever. 3 year old milk is nasty. Mixed with jack daniels and vodka its even worse.

[Rain]

How do you even get 3 year old milk? I mean, eventually you'd have to clean out the refrigerator. I have a gallon that is going on a month old in there now, but someone can't be that lazy, can they?

That definitely sounds nasty, though.

[LINKed up]

Fear Factor once had 100 year old eggnog. I doubt that it was real.

[Rain]

Actually, I can imagine 100 year eggnog. (don't ask me why.) That sounds pretty scary though, eggnog is nasty enough when it is new.

[Giovanni]

How do you even get 3 year old milk? I mean, eventually you'd have to clean out the refrigerator. I have a gallon that is going on a month old in there now, but someone can't be that lazy, can they?

That definitely sounds nasty, though.

Simple, basement fridge. Never gets cleaned out... You could probably find TV dinners from the turn of the century in my friends basement fridge if you tried.

[Midknight]

Ugh. I've accidentally done that before. I picked up the wrong soda can. The one I drank from only happened to have been sitting there for two weeks. Nasty!


I've accidentally taken a huge swallow of a cup that was mixed apple juice, vodka... and cigarette ashes. It was placed right next to my cup while I was making out with a girl, and I reached over picked it up without thinking, and downed a huge gulp.

I made it maybe 4 feet to the edge of the deck before throwing up everything I'd eaten that day. To this day I can still taste it when I think about it.

[LINKed up]

*shudder* Thats beyond natsy.

[IndoGhost]

Wow. you people did some nasty things...i never did anything nasty..just stupid...i took a bet where i had to ride a bike down a hill...the bike had no brakes...broken handle...and there was a street at the foot of the steep hill full of trees...lots of trees. I find out that day my life was worth $20...*crys and runs away*...

[Giovanni]

Ugh. I've accidentally done that before. I picked up the wrong soda can. The one I drank from only happened to have been sitting there for two weeks. Nasty!


I've accidentally taken a huge swallow of a cup that was mixed apple juice, vodka... and cigarette ashes. It was placed right next to my cup while I was making out with a girl, and I reached over picked it up without thinking, and downed a huge gulp.

I made it maybe 4 feet to the edge of the deck before throwing up everything I'd eaten that day. To this day I can still taste it when I think about it.

Sort of reminds me of that scene in American Pie when Stiffler drinks piss instead of beer.

[Doxkid]

Um, a girl had just given a bowjo and coulden't swallow it. That was not piss. If you cant understand this leave.

[I LOVE GINNY]

Are you referring to the movie, or just being stupid?

[Antivash]

o_O.... wow....

never did anything for money or dares really.. buuut i can share a story similar to Middy...


Dated this chick once. She was an ex-girlfriend of my best friend. I moved away for like 5 or 6 years, came back and forgot hse or he had ever existed. Then my now best friend turned out to be friends with her and he shows up with her one day. He also happenes to be the guy that turned me onto drinking for sport. Weeeelll... I get drunk one night with them, they crash at my place and I end Up hooking up with her. We dated for almost 3 years (i was sober for the most of it... i think).

Not bad, right?... well it wouldnt be except she was obsessive.. wanted to get married after like a year of dating.. was around 280-90 ish and IVE gotten WHISKER BURN from HER! .. i lost two jobs because of that relationship...and she still wants me to reconcider breaking up with her and date her again <_<...

Not likely

[Dark Lord Rostam]

I once drank a whole cup, the size of one of those coke cans (not the 2 liters) of just pure sugar. It was during science and we were making rock candy, anyways after it was done none of them really fromed well so it was a bunch of nasty ass pure sugar at the end liquid sugar. I got $20 and drank all of them combined...it was so God damn NASTY! So much sugar :puke:

[Midknight]

Um, a girl had just given a bowjo and coulden't swallow it. That was not piss. If you cant understand this leave.

If you can't type in a manner that displays an I.Q. level above a retarded clam, then leave. The attitude this post displays is rather... meh.

[Juliette Ames]

I was dared for fifty dollars to swallow a tablespoon of cinnamon and to keep it in there for a whole minute.

I managed fifty five seconds and then I choked and started throwing up. They gave me thirty dollars. But that was probably the worst thing I've ever tasted. Horrrrrrrrible... *shudders*

[Xantam]

I've never really done anything particularly nasty, but I did wade into a huge pit of mud for $5 because my Aunt's damn horse needed something (i forget). I figured I'd be getting 20 bucks or so because I had to take a shovel and dig through the mud for about 3 hours.

On another note Die Ginny Die, when did you become a Moderator, i haven't been on in a while and last time i was you were the official artificier.

[sirius009]

Stupidest thing i ever did was at a pary i got completly hammered nd jumped off my friends roof onto his trampoline and tried to land on my feet. That or trying to smuggle cubans back into the us..

[Schilling]

I ate a tablespoon of wasabi for 6 bucks. my lungs are still fucked up....

[Taure]

Wow, you guys do so much wierd stuff...the stupidest thing I did was when I was in year 10 (don't know what that is in America - I was 15) I was dared to pick a fight with the strongest guy in my year.

So I went up to him and punched him in the face and broke his nose. So then he breaks my nose back, and punches me so hard in the chest that some of the cartilage that holds up the trachea (windpipe) collapsed...could hardly breath...went to hospital in the end...yeah that was fun.

[MysterioX]

Fun reading this topic… Me I made something around 80 – 100 dollars by stripping last year at a friends party at about 2:30 am I think. I was totally wasted so I don’t know how much I really made but I do know *hope* that the money came from the girls and it was my girl and one of her friend that dressed me back and that was worth it.

[pavonis]

I flashed the bouncer so I didn't have to pay cover. No I hadn't been drinking...yet

[pyrobriar]

WOW.... feel so....dare I say it........Normal now. Compared to all of the stupid shit youve all done, I feel better. The weirdest thing Ive done for money was while I was at sommer camp a few years ago. It was a coed camp, but the girls have a seperate section with showers. I was dared to sneak over to the girls section, and steal their clothes while they were showering.

Now, that in itself might not be interesting, it was the fact that they have guards around their showers to ensure people like me dont get in. Also, the simple fact that I only got 10 dollers out of it. Well, I got pride, that counts for more. Oh, and in case you wondered, the clothes were hung up on the flag post the next morning. We got bored that night so we wanted to entertain ourselves, and that was the way.

[Crazy1]

I was in year 7 (don't know what that is in America but I was 11) and I bet my friends i could get a GF by the end of the week (I was a complete gimp/dork/idiot back then so on about the 3rd day i'm getting really desperate and end up asking out every girl in my english class, that's about 18 rejections, I almost completely Suppressed the memory until one of the girls in my year 10 french class reminded me of it, now i can look back and laugh at myself, but it wasn't funny at the time.

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

Okay, my story goes like this, I've done stupid shit before (on dares and stuff) but not as much for money. Once I dove into FREEZING water for 5 dollars. Not especially nasty, but VERY stupid. I ended up catching a cold. Mine is similar to Gio's except it was a small plate. Hmmmm.


Well, I got one for stupid. I was at Yosemite National Park out at CA for a sumer vacation. It was the middle of July, and pretty warm. We're driving along, and we see a nice calm out;et off of the river. We decide to go swimming. I jump in off a rock.

One word. Snowmelt.

I thought I was gonna die.

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

Um, a girl had just given a bowjo and coulden't swallow it. That was not piss. If you cant understand this leave.

If you can't type in a manner that displays an I.Q. level above a retarded clam, then leave. The attitude this post displays is rather... meh.

HEY! Don't be dissing the clams! Clams aren't that bad, They have feelings too, you know. :mrgreen:

[Midknight]

Shab don't post underneath yourself like that, use the edit function to keep down the page size.

[ChuckDaTruck]

Just remembered.

When I was 9 I ate a live goldfish for 8 dollars.

I remember it being really wriggly and my mouth filling up with something very odd when I bit down on it. However, I was determined to have that money, so I swallowed anyway. Lots of little bones.

Anway, I ended up puking, BUT I did get the money. And that's the moral kids. If you are determined, you can achieve your dreams. Just never lose hope, and you're half-way there. :D 8)

[DarthBill]

I don't think you're supposed to chew the goldfish when you do that. I don't know for sure, no personal experience to back this with.

Stupidest thing I've ever done for money was shoot my eighth grade english teacher with a spitball. I put the straw on my neighbor's desk (he was asleep). No one got busted, and I got five bucks.

[shadowbane]

Ive got one thats not really grose but kinda drunken stupidity

I was just chilling with some friends and we were waiting for another of our friends to show up with a couple 40s. So after finishing them off we start a game of truth or dare for the fun of it. So i dare one of my friends to steal one of those solar powered flashing signs, to get back at me he dares me to "snowboard" down this huge cliff thats probly about a 75 degrees angle going upwards on the sign. So anyway im about 100m down it and thats when it happened, The glass from the light shattered so i jumped so it wouldnt cut my feet after that i fell down about 10 meters at a 90 degree angle then rolled another 40m. long story short $2000+ in hospital bills 7 broken bones 3 day coma and a month in juvvy for underage drinking (I was working off the costs for a couple months and my parents were pissed

[doc_gerbil]

unsurprisingly i cant even remember the nastiest thing i ever did for money. i was at a party and this guy jumed off the stairs of the house and was bleeding pretty profusely out of his leg, and a friend told me i got bet 150 bucks i couldnt clean his wound with my mouth. i was then told that i did it. if i did do this in my defense i was drunk. and i did find 150 bucks in my pocket the next morning..... so one can only assume.

[se7en]

u got a month of juvy for underage drinking? rofl good thing i never get caught.. i prolly wont get juvy anyways... my worst is rubbing shit(literally) all over my shirt and hugging an unexpeced person for a long time... i got $100 :)

[ChuckDaTruck]

That's HILARIOUS!! :D :D :D

More details!!! How did they react! Did you know them? Was it wet shit? Am I acting like Athena Kitty?



DETAILS!!!!

[Harpy Prince]

I had sex with an inflatible sheep for 5 dollars..... it popped...

[Xanatos]

I'm going to get my nipple pierced, my friends are paying for it and giving me a fiver, should be fun :lol:

[david9]

A milk drinking contest when I was in 9th grade. Somebody at my friend's job said you couldn't drink a gallon of milk in a half hour without throwing up before finishing. We (about 10 of us, plus a bunch of other people I had never seen before that night) took the bet and I was the only one who finished without throwing up... Then I threw up 4 times and was sick most of the week, but it was worth the $20.

[standard]

I was really drunk and did a lap dance to some fat guy at a party. I got fifty bucks for it. Although my friends calling me a whore wasn't fun...

[Lord Ravenclaw]

I was really drunk and did a lap dance to some fat guy at a party. I got fifty bucks for it. Although my friends calling me a whore wasn't fun...

That's because you are a whore, Cupdent. A man-whore who likes fat men.

[Shade Emrys]

A milk drinking contest when I was in 9th grade. Somebody at my friend's job said you couldn't drink a gallon of milk in a half hour without throwing up before finishing. We (about 10 of us, plus a bunch of other people I had never seen before that night) took the bet and I was the only one who finished without throwing up... Then I threw up 4 times and was sick most of the week, but it was worth the $20.

People throw up from doing that? I did it once for the hell of it and I was fine. Then again I go through about a gallon of milk in 4 days on average. I love milk and I drink a lot of it. I have yet to brake a bone though it is probably luck that I haven't considering all of the stupid crap I get myself into.

[Lord Bill]

Thinking back, my old group did a whole lot o' stupid shit growing up, both for money and for shits and giggles. The straight up nastiest? We were getting drunk by firing squad, you know, the game where you keep taking shots till you drop? There were 7 of us to start, we all chucked in $20, and it was down to me and my friend Brendan. I was so not gonna lose that $140, so I didn't bow out when I should've, and sprayed right onto the table... Right in all those empty plastic shot cups. And Brendan goes "I'll give you $20 bucks for every one of those you drink." I was cut up about losing, so I tried and I got through 3 before I puked again, but I got $60 out of it.

[SilverLord]

I have done to many stupid things to remember them all.

[madeyemoody]

Just have to tell a story well one day a couple of friends of mine were have a sleep over at my friend "bob"'s house and when bob had finaly fallen asleep the rest off us were laying around in his moms room watching tv well my friend "henry" was rolling around on the floor and under the bed when he pulled his hand out from under the bed holding a 12' vibrator.Now we knowing that "bobs" mom was a Divorced single women knew that it was in use. Well one guy thought it would be funny to show it to bob ,So we ran to his room and found him lying there dead asleep mouth agape And my friends being the sick assholes they are twisted on the vibrator and shoved it in "bobs" mouth and he awoke to his mothers vibrator chattering in his teeth
Sick huh
I just couldn't keep that to myself :eek:
truth is nastier than fiction

[Fuegodefuerza]

:eek:

You have some sickass friends, moody! Good god!

[Jheph]

LMMFAO.

That was very twisted story Moody, but can I ask if “Bob’s” mom is a MILF? ;)

Anyway, I really don’t have any story to share that corresponds to the topic, so I’ll pass.

[Duke of Rothwood]

Wow you guys are disturbed people, I can't really think of anything that bad, well, there is one, but nothing like these. *shakes head in amazement*

[Sanctimonius]

Midknight, that sounded like a challenge…

Bringing down the voluntary memory block I put up around this memory…. give me a sec.

As you may, or may not know, I’m a ski patroller. As I start to think more and more about what I want to do when I get out of High school in a few months, jobs in the medical field are starting to look more and more appealing to me.

One job I put some serious consideration into is becoming an EMT. (for those of you who don’t know what that is, it’s the people who drive the ambulances.) This is convenient for me b/c on the ski patrol there are several EMTs. One day when I was talking with an EMT she asked if I would like to do a ride along with her, to get a feel for the job and see if I liked it.

Of course, I agreed. So, about two weeks later I’m sitting in an ambulance station with her waiting for some calls. We get one relatively unimportant job, someone broke their leg at a hockey game. But, after that we got called to an old person home. The call was because one of the old ladies stuck a TV remote control up her vagina.

I was officially kinda freaked out then, but I figured that this has got to be one of those ‘once in a life time experiences.’ So I go with them to the old person home.

When we got there, we were escorted to the ladies room, and the first thing I notice when I walk in is the smell. It was a BAD smell. Well, my EMT lady friend becomes all business as she straps on her gloves. The plan, fish it out the remote and be on our way.

She lifts up her nightgown, and there it is, three-fourths the way in and stuck in her old furry hole. I’m now watching with a morbid curiosity that is absolutely unexplainable as my EMT friend sticks her hand in there and start to pull it out. The smell alone is now enough to make anyone gag, all the nurses have left the room now because they just cant watch anymore.

Finally, after a few minutes of wiggling and pulling, the remote is free. One problem though, one of the batteries is missing. Back in she goes, this is fisting on a whole new level of perversity. After wiggling around for a few minutes my EMT friend gets an extremely strange look on her face and starts to pull her hand out again real slowly. And with her she pulls out a CHICKEN STRIP!!!!!

Now my EMT lady friend can only take so much and she officially says that this lady need to go to the hospital to see a gynecologist. I talked to my EMT friend a week later and the old lady actually managed to put almost a whole salad up her southern mouth.


That has officially given me nightmares...

[KANE]

I've haven't really dont that much nasty stuff for money, but i have paid some people to do some things.

I think the worst one was when i paid this guy to eat some chewing gum of the back of a radiator. But understand this, the radiator was absolutely covered in dust, hadn't been cleaned in a very long time, the chewing gum belonged to seme random person from probably about two years ago and had begun to turn black from the amount of dirt on it. The guy had to spend about five minutes picking this chewing gum off the radiator and popped it in his mouth. He didn't even spit it out, he just chewed it for a few seconds and swallowed it before asking for his money. The worst thing was, i didn't offer the money to him, he asked me for it if he did this thing. It wasn't even that much money, it was about a pound and he said he wanted to buy some chocolate or something....

[The Dark Monarch]

Thats the kind of people that make the world the way it is.

BOT I was joking to my ex-friend that he should slap this cactus that stuck out into the street and said I'd give him five bucks if he did it. So about three blocks away from the cactus I tell him about three different times that I was joking and wouldn't really pay him. What does he do, he slaps the cactus so hard that it breaks off and he has thorns in his hand. He then has the audacity to turn around and say "Whaeres my five Dollars?" I later gave him three bucks because he kept naggging me and making me feel guilty. After that I noticed how all he was doing was using for the things I had. The F---ing A--hole!

[Skykes]

I didnt really do anything for money, but i blew up a bin in my school lavotory for fun. and whwn i was walking past a shop the day before holloween, i took aout a fire work and lit it , but it was faulty, i thought it was a dud so i was just about to but the fire work in my pocket, when BANG, i was very lucky that i didnt lose any fingers .hand was infected and had gunpowder beneath the skin. but waht is really funny, my parents never found out. Cleaned and disinfected my hand all by myself, the skin kept growing back the wrong way , so my fingers were hard to move,so i had to take my knife and slash open the skin, about 4 times, nasty,. Still it was worth the experience.

[zblueblur0]

well..i will have to bring down many walls and traps... im done now. I had to *gulp* sit naked in front of the supermarket. Now thats ok, but i had a sign hung around my neck saying Immigrant for sale. The worst part was a old lady came up and tried to buy me from me friend who by the way was crakin up behind me. She offered $70 for me

[Olfrik]

I visited a childhood friend when I was 14 or 15 in a small town. He said, there was a "war" between the two companies that manage burials (dont know what the exact word for it is). And he knew one of them and we had to damage the really big banner at the highway.

So we go there and the name of the company is in german "Bestattungshaus Möse" which means the name of the company owner was "cunt". So I said we just change a few letters and let it intact. We changed it into "Begattungshaus Möse" with is like "copulation center cunt".

And laughing the whole night after that we thought we were so brilliant. But my friend didnt check the deal with the other guy first and so we didnt get any money in the end.

[Doxkid]

sorry about my first post...i was typing while playing video games and i was really getting my (can we swear here, because i have already been warned for spamming) kicked. I stand by what i said though.

anyway, i was once dared to take my clothes off during chorus class( i'm in 9th grade now) because my teacher said i shouldn't wear anything for the trip the next day. i got my shirt off before she noticed and had me put it back on...i didn't even get in trouble!!!

weird i never noticed that 202 thing...did someone change my sig?!?!?
hmm, maybe i did it but i dont really remember it....Sweet, i haven been banned yet!!! Another week of Mental and physical torture

[Dark Gogo]

My nastitest thing was back in 6th grade when I was dared to take a picture of this fat chick's thighs. And when I say fat, I mean HUUGGEGEE. She took up 3 desks. I'm guessing she was special, but still... she was eating like 3 Bacon Cheese Burgers for lunch! So anyway I sneaked under her seat (she was wearing short-shorts) and I took the picture. She didn't notice beacuse I could fit like 3 of me under a seat. So anyway these thighs were on my camera and like my friends gave me 30 bucks.


But after, my mom was looking through my pics, and she saw this... I told her it was the concrete (she believed me).

[Promios]

LOL

I threw 2 eggs on an old woman once. The first one hit her in the leg, the other on in teh face :D She got REALLY pissed of and tried to take up a stone and throw it at me, but she fell ^^

I got 150 swedish crowns for it. dunno, is that like 20$? I think so.

[Giovanni]

Dude, not cool. Leave the little old ladies alone.

[Jon]

LOL

I threw 2 eggs on an old woman once. The first one hit her in the leg, the other on in teh face :D She got REALLY pissed of and tried to take up a stone and throw it at me, but she fell ^^

I got 150 swedish crowns for it. dunno, is that like 20$? I think so.

That isn't cool man, not cool at all.

[IndoGhost]

LOL

I threw 2 eggs on an old woman once. The first one hit her in the leg, the other on in teh face :D She got REALLY pissed of and tried to take up a stone and throw it at me, but she fell ^^

I got 150 swedish crowns for it. dunno, is that like 20$? I think so.

...Just for that..if the old lady wanted. I would beat the shit out of you for free...you should never egg old people.

[The Dark Monarch]

Egging old people is stupid. If someone egged my grandparents I'd beat the shit out of them.

[Moloch]

LOL

I threw 2 eggs on an old woman once. The first one hit her in the leg, the other on in teh face :D She got REALLY pissed of and tried to take up a stone and throw it at me, but she fell ^^

I got 150 swedish crowns for it. dunno, is that like 20$? I think so.

There's a difference between making laughs and forcing laughs.

Anyway; stupidest thing I've done for money... Umm... Probably a $20 bet on who could eat identical screwed up Chinese food.

We were at a Chinese Restaurant and I made regular mixing of food in the way I like, oddly my friend said that mix was disgusting. I told him it wasn't and I got him to copy mine on his own plate and he turned out to like. So we started experimenting to see what tasted good mixed with what. Eventually we ended up mixing seven different dishes and all I remember was brown coloured 'soup' with a chicken wing halfway sticking out.

We made the bet then and there for the $20 to see who could eat their's first. I didn't even finish mine before I had to charge to the bathroom. Tasted like a cross between broccoli, fruit-loops and soya sauce.

...

Oh, yeah, I thought up another one!

Going home from school, there's a shortcut through a company's parking lot. There was one time when there was fresh cement over the important place, and my friend, being the school goody-goody, dared me to stick my foot in there for $5.

I did and to my shock, I should have takin a look round cause the guy who made it was sitting right there.

Yeah, I was screwed.

...

Stupidest thing I've ever seen was when the First 11 started pushing one of their own around for getting 96% in his exam in Chemistry. It eventually led to them daring the poor sod to make his own little thing with the chemicals in the locked classroom.

Well, I followed them cause I was bored and so the fellow eventually cimbed through the window into the classroom and went into the storage. His stupid team mates are all standing outside peeking over into the classroom as the dumb fuck started mixing things as I'm standing away watching them with a friend who joined me.

A teacher sees this and asks them what's going on. As they're trying to wiggle their way out of it, an explosion was heard inside. Teacher rushes in and I don't see him until the end of Interval where an ambulance was arriving. Apparently his hands were shredded to bits by the exploding glass tubes.

Never found out what he used, but I think it was sodium in water.

[Promios]

I dont care what you think, its money. And eggs doesnt hurt.

[Fuegodefuerza]

Nuebus: Can you read? Because the topic is "Nastiest Thing You Have Ever Done For Money?" not "Stupidest Thing You Have Ever Done For Money?"

Promios: No. It doesn't matter if they don't hurt. It's the fact that you hit an old lady in the face with an egg that's bad.

[se7en]

This weekend, I threw up on a fat girl at a party for another beer. :)

[Pyromaniac]

When I was at this party a couple of months ago I got really drunk and had to take a hude piss but all the bathrooms were being used. My friend said to piss in the enpty beer bottles. After probally 5 hours I was a little sober but had a huge hangover. So I smoke at least 20 ozs to get rid of the pain. My friends are still drunk and bet about 120$ or something to drink all my piss. So I did but got really sick and stated puking all over my friends alfter halfway of my piss. Luckily one of my friends was sober the hole party and was smart enough to take me to a hospital. So I was hospitalized for a month because it turns out that when your piss is yellow its poisonious and can kill you. It was all good because my friends payed for the hospital bill and I got payed with interest. SCORE!

[Promios]

Fuegodefuerza: I have no morals, fuegodefuerza. well, not much atleast.
I dont feel bad about it. Should I?

Give me a reason why I shouldnt. And not just the usual "you just dont do that" or "not cool, dude".

I was abit drunk when I did it, not wasted.

[Nullify]

Promios: Because...it was an act that requires utter stupidity, and tells people you are rather in need of brain cells as well as morals. =(

[IndoGhost]

Give me a reason why I shouldnt. And not just the usual "you just dont do that" or "not cool, dude".
Morals have nothing to do with this. Its a waste of time to egg people. Besides their old people, they have little time left as it is. They shouldnt need to be worried about being egged. When they have other things to make peace with.

[Nullify]

I concur with what Indo said. It's just pointless to pick on someone weaker than you.

[MatthewKnight]

Old people deserve our respect; respect your elders. They are weaker than you are, and the strong should protect the weak. I don't think you would be so quick to throw an egg at someone faster and stronger than you - you are a coward. Some of these people have been through horrific things like WWII (I'm not saying this lady has, but many have). That you could so thoughtlessly assault an aged is disgusting. I take comfort in the knowledge that what goes around comes around, thrice over.

**EDIT**
Xiph0 would have me write: "You guys are cunts with no perspective on what these people
may or may not have lived through, die in a fire or kindly /wrist." As opposed to my "Some of these people have been through horrific things like WWII", so I will humour him. Clearly I am below the likes of one such as Xiph0, who's superior intellect and wit compel me to soil my garments in awe whilst simultaneously suffocating within a cloud of my own inadequacies, blibbering at the realisation of my unworthiness. Oh great and powerful Xiph0: next to you, I am nothing. End my pitiful life.

Signed,
Newbie Retard

[Sirhin]

Only throw eggs at people who can throw them back at you.

And I haven't done anything particularly nasty for money. Just a little lying and secret-keeping. Oh... and misdirection, of course. But I haven't done anything like complete a potentially harmful dare or chucked eggs at elderly people.

Sirhin

[k_writer]

Pfft wtf, sick and perverse? I got you beat.

I banged a fat chick. Not just any fat chick, but like the queen of fat whores around here.

I mean like a 270 pounder, double D knockers (yet strangely a small waist and tight ass), light hair on her upper lip, had 2 of each bottom tooth, greasy ass hair. Thought she was god's gift to men (I don't know how) yet couldn't understand why no one wanted it.

Why? I was broke, she was filthy, disgusting, holy shit, rich. I mean the girl had a family that could buy a new home each month, burn it down when they got tired of it, and buy a new one. Hilton Family rich, they owned a buncha stock in random tech companies out here that blew up in the late 80's, early 90's.

I was lonely, broke, needed some new things, she kept bothering me, said screw it, got pissy drunk and hit it. She was 23 at the time, turns out I was her first, and the bitch latched onto me like a leech. I used the fact that she was blindly devoted to me to my advantage and tried out all sorts of stuff to/with her shamelessly. (if I get 2 chicks in bed, and one's decent looking, but the other's a beast, does it still count as a negative? hrm..) I stayed drunk 24/7 for 3 weeks to stomache being around her, got her to buy me some stuff I needed, and then I moved. To this day I thank god I met my wife shortly after, b/c goddamn I was about to off myself when I thought about what a wildebeast I was boning for awhile. Alcohol googles don't last forever.

If only Nip/Tuck was around, and I'd seen the episode where the doctor puts a bag over this girl's head, this bitch would of needed a hefty bag.


I'm sorry, I'm sorry...that is so mean (and kind of sad--for both people involved), but it is the funniest shit I've read in a long time.

EDIT: Oh I forgot. This probably doesn't amount to dick compared to the rest of you, but I put my friend's toenail in my mouth for $20 once.

[Dragon Watcher]

Whoa... mine's no where close to as bad as you people... When I was in the 9th grade my friend said he'd give me thirty bucks and a favor if I asked out this chick he liked for him. She seemed like she liked him. Now for the most part that's not so bad right? Wrong!

Well first I also liked the girl but, I never told him and when I was going to he just claimed dibs so I was gonna back off. Then when he offered me thirty bucks I was like alright, lose the girl, keep my bestfriend, and get thirty bucks.

So it's a Wednesday and we're hangin out at some school club selling pizza and he keeps giving me these looks of pure hate because I was delaying it for like two weeks. She's sorta hittin on me lightly and blatantly hittin on him. Needless to say his buttons were being pushed and I knew I had to do something if I wanted the money so I walked up to her and separated from the group a little and me being in the 9th grade, was a little nervous.

Never ask to talk to someone and not say anything for a couple minutes. In the end I just blurted out that My friend liked her and wanted to go out with her... and she just stopped moving...and breathing....then the look in her eye changed from happy to pissed.

Now never say all girls are weak just by looking at them and not seeing muscles. This girl had to be about 110 lbs tops and sharpened her nails cause she thought it looked cool. Two hours of running and hiding, one loss nail somewhere in one of my ribs and me on the ground being kicked and stomped on later... with the help of my bestfriend...she finally asked him if he really liked her. He admitted to it and instead of an apology I got to see her frozen like a dear in the deadlights look.

Then she ran away and after gettin beatin by a girl in public I just ran to the bus and went home. Later they dated and eventually broke up after he avoided her for like six months (She finally got a call through on Christmas). Only last year did I finally find out that the reason she beat me down like a dog was because she liked me and thought i was going to ask her out...

Not disgusting just something that ended horribly...oh and to this day some of my friends laugh at me about it and my friend never gave me the thirty dollars! He just slowly paid me back and he still owes me!

[IndoGhost]

-snip-
....You are a dumass and your friend is a bitch. If a man has to pay someone else to ask out a girl for him...he's a bitch. And you never ask a girl out for anyother man but yourself. Its like the unwriten holy rule of unwriten rules.

[Jeff]

Nastiest thing I have ever done for money.. You all know that slob stuff that pigs eat right? Well I was payed 40$ to eat a bowl full of that mixed with a little plastic container of wasabi sauce. I emptied my stomache from throwing up that day. Never finished the bowl, only got 15$ for the 'lame atempt', or so my friends said.

[elvin)]

hmm i dont do anything nasty for money, b/c im fairly well off.... well at least not sober i dont. stupid is a different story though, i was hanging out with some friends, and we were all fairly drunk, but not completely wasted when we see some ripleys belive it or not thing on a guy spitting out alchohal and lighting it. so 1 of my friends says it doesnt look like its that hard, so i dare him to do it, he says no but he'l give me 20 to do it. i do it, but not w/ a huge mouthful b/c despite being drunk i have a bit of common sense.... alright so its just a little bit. It works but i only got 10 b/c it wasnt a very big flame. yah it was pretty stupid since im sure burns down ur throat would kill.

[sirius009]

Well last week a coule of my friends and i had been drinking and decided to watch the Dudesons (finnish version of jackass, alcohol+dudesons=hospital). After seeing were they shoot a pellet gun at one of the guys we had the brilliant idea to do the same thing. So my friend volunteers, we tie him to a tree and since we had been drinking, our aim was a bit "off." My other friend takes the first shot, aiming for his chest, but ends up nailing him right on his right eyelid. He spent the night in the hospital and needs surgery to correct some problem with his eye..

[se7en]

How is that nasty? But that was the dummest shit ever.

[benwa]

hmm nasty thing i have done?? i was in like 3 grade and my olders brother;s friends dared me to eat some soft sheweys candies they had stepped on on the floor of the bus. now it was spring so the floor was a bit muddy. me being stupid and tryin to seem cool did it.

otherwise i have taken a few drinks of pop/beer that had cig butts and ashes in them.

a stupid thing i did for money was the day i had baccloriate(dont know how to spell it, its right before graduation, sorta a church service thingy for graduates.) well a couple of buddies of mine dared me to get a perm. now i had alot of hair long and thick. they offered to pay for-$35 i think it was- and give me a free large pizza(they owned a small pizza joint) to get the perm and got to the thingy with it fro-ed needless to say i did. i kept it all summer long. and im a whiteboy.

[bycandlelight]

Nastiest thing I ever done for money was my friends dared me to eat my pet goldfish. I think we can guess the outcome.I miss you Jeff!

Besides money I threw up on a really fat chick in a two piece bikini at the beach.

[Aekiel]

I've never really done any funny embarassing stuff, just moronic, but I've been told of a story of when i was two.

It was some sort of family function, a wedding I think, and the tables were in a U shape. Now me being 2 years old, I was running around like only a hyperactive toddler can and kept doing laps round the tables. My Auntie Edna was a sherry drinker, and you can see where this is going can't you? Anyways, she was a pretty heavy drinker so she wouldn't really notice the drink going down.
My Dad was watching me going round and getting redder, and redder and watched as I ran round and as I stopped at my Aunt's spot and took a drink from her glass.

Considering I was 2 years old and I'd been round a few times before he noticed, I was pretty damn pissed and I apparently didn't have a hangover in the morning (only bloody time though).

Stupidest thing I've ever done was drinking the equivilent of 20 shots of vodka in 4 hours. I apparently downed a whole pint glass of vodka in one. I don't remember that bit, as well as the 19 hours til I woke up. I had alcohol poisonning and my mother, in her infinite wisdom, decided to keep me at home instead of take me to the hospital. I've never drank vodka since and that was about 4 years ago, in year 10.

EDIT: Just remembered, I apparently started attempting to pole dance... with no pole and I threw up in 3 different places inside the club, then passed out under a car, behind the bar and in the toilet. I thank FSM that my cousin was sober enough to drag me home (about 300 metres). Funny thing is, and I don't remember this either, I was dragged all of 290m home and the last 10 I started skipping... I had literally been dragged back home, incapable of independant movement and then i started skipping! Strangest and stupidest night I've ever had.

[the-caitiff]

I know I am not in competition for the top ten here, but I'll share two of my experiances.

I was 13 at the time, when my Grandfather and I are in the Miss Emily's Blue Bee Bar in New Plymouth, Green Turtle Cay in the Bahamas. Let's not get into why I was thriteen years old and in a bar, I'm an alcoholic. Anyway we are sitting enjoying a drink together (Drinking with your grandparents is a great bonding experiance) when he looks out the window and down the street to the harbor. He noticed that his dinghy (4 meter inflatable power boat) had not been tied off properly and was leaving with the tide. He tells me to fetch it and bring it back for him.

The Blue Bee is up on a hill and the road leading to the harbor is fairly steep. I barrel down the hill at top speed and down the public dock. As I want down the hill, I was unbuttoning my shirt. When I reach the end of the dock, I go right into a dive (mostly because I had built up too much momentum to stop) and in the water. When I hit the water, my arms were back (I know I dive weird) so my shirt was ripped off along with my shorts. So now I am swimming after the boat naked, not so bad if it weren't for the sea grass beds in the harbor. Sea grass is slimy, stringy stuff and the feel of it going over my naked body was disgusting. I had to swim through at least a hundred meters of sea grass to get to the boat which was about three hundred meters out.

I got the boat and came back to the dock to tie it off properly (I nearly drowned my brother later for screwing up in the first place), Thankfully two local kids had fished out my clothes for me and my public humiliation was brief. I got back to the bar and my Grandfather bought me a Goombay Smash to make up for it... I didn't parade naked or get creeped out by the seaweed for it, but it wasn't wasted either.

The second was two years later at a family reunion, which ought to be warning enough. Now that particular side of the family are all alcoholics (see above) and we're proud of it. The reunion was being held at my aunt's farm where she grows corn and brews moonshine with the unsellable bits. The adults had gone into town for some reason (I think it was a play, but my memory is a biut fuzzy for some parts.) and all the teenagers amongst us were hanging out. The family is huge, I've got 22 first cousins and some second or third cousins were present too, so we had a pretty nice party going. I don't really remember how I got talked into it but at some point I do remember doing a strip tease to Right Said Fred's song "I'm too sexy..." After that there are brief flashes of making out with someone but I can't remember who. So after stripping for and making out with some of my relatives I find myself in possession of maybe $15-20 in singles.

Lessons learned, 1. if you are going to have to swim a quarter of a mile anyway, take your time to ensure that you get to keep your trousers. 2. Drink in moderation at family reunions in the South, not all your cousins are cute.

[Darius]

Caitiff.... I hope it was a 3rd cousin.

Nastiest shit I have done for money, well In grade 9 I was sitting at a lunch table with maybe 10-12 people. So my friend dared me too drink a cup with everyone at the tables mucus in it, (it was winter) I said no of course, then they all offered me $2, about 20 in total, so I did it, and threw up on the Lunch Supervisor and got suspended to boot. Got my money though.

[Master Slytherin]

Now, now, people. The thread title is 'Nastiest Thing You Have Ever Done For Money' not 'Make Up A Story For Your Personal Amusement' - that's called fiction. The people concerned know who I'm talking to.

[Darius]

Lol, wow people seem to really disbelieving of me today. I don't see why thats so hard to believe though?

[Master Slytherin]

I didn't actually refer to you directly, nor was I talking to only one person. Therefore, by posting that, you've automatically plunged your story into doubt. Congratulations.

[Darius]

Well it came up right after mine and people were saying things about my freakiest story as well.

[Alter Alias]

Probably the worst thing I have done for money was attempting to catch a fish in the small lake/large pond near my house, not particularly bad in and of its self seeing as it was in summer but when I got out I realised how much of the muck on the surface of the water was floating bird shit.

[the-caitiff]

Did you try to catch it by wading into the pond and using your hands or just with a line and bait? I can't see the latter being that bad but thinking you could succeed in the former is pretty dumb.

Honestly so long as you didn't eat the fish from the crap infested lake... Meh not so bad. A good shower and you're right as rain.