Most humiliating Death

[LINKed up]

What do you people think the most humiliating death is? I think that choking on a pea is the most humiliating death possible.

[Sepanto]

Masturbating too Frequently that your penis falls off and you die in a pool of your blood and with your shaft in hand.

[That_Boy]

Leaning back on your chair and falling (naked obviously, all humiliating deaths are made more humiliating by nakedness)

[LINKed up]

LOL!!! How about being naked and triping down the stairs on your own pubes?


WOOT!! I got teh 666!

[fatal]

extrreme allergy to a condom :D

[LINKed up]

That can be avoided. Just have the girl use the pill.

[fatal]

but the pill isnt 100% perfect and what if it is your first time?

[LINKed up]

True. What about dying because you broke your pelvis while having sex?

[That_Boy]

That's not humiliating, that's kinda cool. If you're in partnership during a sexual act it's better than dying whilst self-gratifying.

[fatal]

imagine how the person you were doing it with would react lol

[That_Boy]

CRACK! umm honey? what was that noise? Honey? Sweetie-pie? ......

[LINKed up]

But it would be painful. I'd personally like to die by having a pleasure induced heart attack whilist having sex with the hottest girl ever. Never gonna happen, but oh well. A guy can dream.

[Giovanni]

This is a topic about most humiliating death.

My entry is an adaptation of a Darwin Award Runner Up.

Imagine a person pleasuring themself with a belt sander and getting a bit to enthusiastic. Then tearing open their scrotum and losing a testiclee, but not noticing and stapling their manly bits back together.

Now imagine getting an infection and dying.

THATS a humiliating death.

[Demon God of Chaos]

almost getting caught and jumping out of a window just to get away, tehn landing in a garbage umpster which tips over and reveals your nake4d body to everyboidy who has heard the crash and then finally dying due to an emergency stairs things tipping over and falling on your body, impaling your naked body with a beam...

this you can only do in New York...

Beware of the Evil that is Ginny!:GDie1 :mid1

[LINKed up]

Dude, that was twisted. Yes, that would be humiliating and painful.

[Demon God of Chaos]

i might be channeling Gio in a way...

not THAT is a scary thought...

or it might be because i'm working on Dark lord at the moment, working ona gruesome death scene for a Death Eeater...

[Piccaboo!]

Ok,, this one's quite possible.

Death by a coconut falling off a palmtree and hitting your head...
I mean can you imagine the scene that follows?

"Hello 'Ana'! I didn't think you'd be coming back from your honeymoon for a while yet, you know. Now, where's that husband of yours?"

*snivels* "he-he's dead."

"OMG, I'm so sorry! How did this happen?"

"He-he got hit by a coconut when he took a stroll around the beach..."

Seriously, can't you just picture it? And that stuff actually does happen...

[Element]

Didn't some guy die in real life from being hit by an empty chocolate box that was thrown out from an aeroplane miles high?

Tommy was walking along the promenade, looking down gloomily and dragging his feet along the ground. Suddenly he saw a shadow looming above him. He looked up and saw a box of truffles zooming towards him!
"Truffles!"
BONK!

[Piccaboo!]

Didn't some guy die in real life from being hit by an empty chocolate box that was thrown out from an aeroplane miles high?

Tommy was walking along the promenade, looking down gloomily and dragging his feet along the ground. Suddenly he saw a shadow looming above him. He looked up and saw a box of truffles zooming towards him!
"Truffles!"
BONK!


Now that's embarrasing. How could one stand to sit the funeral. I'd probably be laughing my ass off while trying to keep it down and show some respect.
jesus, that's gotta be a sign!

Stay away from chocolates, they can kill you.

[Necrule Paen]

It is Halloween and the guy is very horny and decides to stay in. He sets the mood up by lighting some candles and grabbed a bottle of hot oil. He begins by applying the liquid to his nipples and teases them a bit, it doesn't take long for the idiot to realize that isn't hot oil but his sister's nail polish removal. He is left with swollen red nipples but is still willing to crank one out, so he grabs the real hot oil and does so, his climax was violent enough that he hit his head against his wall causing a candle to fall from the shelf above him into his crotch and lights it on fire. He runs screaming from his house and runs into a little girl dressed as a fairy princess. She runs away from the creepy naked man, leaving her tiara, wand, and a liberal amount of glitter on him. He dies from his burns in a body position like he is in the middle of doing a curtsy. The next day, his story is immortalized in a news special report about a disturbing trend of teenagers using homemade remedies to change their gender.

What do you think, humiliating enough?

[Piccaboo!]

*Snort* that guy must be glad he's dead or he'd be utterly humiliated for the rest of his life :/

[LINKed up]

I think that that death deserves a Darwin Award.

[Demon God of Chaos]

Darwin Award? just one? that's STUPID!!! he deserves at least two...

one for the erotic fuckups...

the other for scaring children...

[LINKed up]

You only get Darwin Awards for removing yourself from the gene pool. I sure as hell hope that the guy didn't procreate before that happened.

[Jester King]

some guy takes to much viagra and dies from lack of blood to his brain.
that would be the most humilating death i can think of
at least they'll have a handle to carry him out with

[LINKed up]

Maybe getting your dick run over by a train and then bleeding to death. If that ever happened, and I heard about it, I would laugh my ass off and sympathasize at the same time.

[oldmagic]

actually when i was a kid visiting a country because of the tropical beaches a couple got ran over by a steam engine train. i dunno wheather they were making out too loud to hear the noice or just had a sucacide wish.

i got to see body parts on the floor. it was aswem.

[Violent Seas]

You only get Darwin Awards for removing yourself from the gene pool. I sure as hell hope that the guy didn't procreate before that happened.


waiiiiit, didn't some guy win a Darwin Award for playing russian roulette with a semi-automatic?

[LINKed up]

Wait, what I think that I meant in that reply was that you can only get one Darwin Award. Anyways, I would hope so that he got a Darwin Award from play russian roulette with a semi-automatic. I think that you get a Darwin Award for being so stupid that you remove yourself from the gene pool, either by dying, or getting your genitals removed in aanyway that you can think of before you procreate.

[Jester King]

Well, I dont know shit about Darwin awards, but another humiliating death I can think of is trying to set a bear trap, for whatever reason, and getting your dick caught in it and bleeding to death.


... That was one hell of a run-on sentance ...

[Lord Dragon]

going skinny dipping and get bit by a shark

[Dark Lord Rostam]

Eating squid and it lunging at your throat because its partially alive and then tearing your throat out.

[Demon God of Chaos]

getting pissed uponh by a girl who then continues to fslit your throat and laughing the entire time while she does it...

[Jester King]

getting raped to death by an 80 year old man.


'Ive got some candy in the basement, why don't you come and get some?' :P

[Xiph0]

Death by dung beetle...

[Demon God of Chaos]

Death by dung beetle...

that'd be humiliating... choking on dung with sucha huge thing burrowing in your mouth...

ugh...

[LINKed up]

Here's a quite humilitating death the my brother told me.

Apparantly, as an honorable mention for the Darwin Awards, a person tried to kill themselves by ingesting poison, hanging themselves, then dropping themselves into a vat of acid, in which they throw up the poison, and later dies of hypotermia.

[Taure]

The correct story is a man tries to kill himself by hanging himself over a cliff and shooting himself at the same time. Just in case he also takes poison. So he jumps off the cliff with the noose round his neck whilst tring to shoot himself, misses and instead hits the robe, cuting him free, he falls down the cliff, survives, and because of the impact on the cliff floor he vomits up the poison. He then dies in the amblulance on the way to hospital from hypothermia. True story.

[Demon God of Chaos]

damn... that guy really had done much bto kill himself but he failed...

Death by getting choked by your own clothes is pretty embarrassing too...

[Dark Jedi Knight]

What about drowing in a pool of your own vomit after a night of binge drinking? That would have to be pretty stupid too.

[Spacks]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11720746/

That has to be the most humilating way to go.

[Demon God of Chaos]

muah... i fell into one about 9 yearsw ago and i could still be rescued...

i never went near one ever again... it took me half a week to geyt rid of the disgusting smell... :puke: :puke:

[Niffler Lord]

Wearing lots gold in a room full of Nifflers.

[Lord Dragon]

How about having a hart attack while masterbating to a pictur of a goat.
What are thay going to think when thay find your body.

[Demon God of Chaos]

How about having a hart attack while masterbating to a pictur of a goat.
What are thay going to think when thay find your body.

what the fuck would be a good guess to what they were going to think.

breaking your neck while dancing...

[That_Boy]

breaking your foot while dancing. I've done that :lol:

Running in the middle of the road while drunk and trying to hug the cars

[klunk]

I allmost killed myself with a fork one time.
I was bringing my plate and fork back upstairs when I triped on the stairs and some how landed with the fork diging into my wrist it was less then hafe an inch from the vain

[Myst]

Being killed by an Angry Halo 2 or Counter-strike nutter using a laptop to smash your head because you killed him in the game.


Bled to death by your ears bursting because your iPod was to loud.


Killed by a papercut.


Killed by being sat on by a gigantic fat guy at McDonalds.



/Myst

[Dark Jedi Knight]

This one actually did happen: Being crapped on while cleaning out the elephant cages in a zoo.

That is trully one nasty way to go.

[Rain]

^ In relation to the above post - Having an elephant lean back and get your head stuck up it's ass and suffocate. I saw this on TV once, lol. The guy didn't die, though.

[Randeemy]

attaching enough helium ballons to a chair to lift it with you on it, and then after about 10 feet of floatage, you drop you gun/sharp stick/kitchenware implement that you were going to use to pop the ballons and deliver you safley back to earth.

To top it all off, you drift for many miles and get shot down by the US airforce for invading restricted airspace

[Dark Jedi Knight]

attaching enough helium ballons to a chair to lift it with you on it, and then after about 10 feet of floatage, you drop you gun/sharp stick/kitchenware implement that you were going to use to pop the ballons and deliver you safley back to earth.

To top it all off, you drift for many miles and get shot down by the US airforce for invading restricted airspace

Military weather balloons would be better than simple helium-filled party balloons. They're larger, and can each carry a heavier load. Besides, if you were going to use party balloons, you would need several thousand just to lift a four year old off the ground. Think about how many would be needed to lift a fully grown man or woman.

[Myst]

Killed by being beaten down by a Teletubbie.

[shlager_5321]

i think that the most humiliating way to die is the same way that the main figure in the show "dead like me" died in the begining
you walk in the street and debris from a wrecked space station start falling from the sky and you get smashed by a toilet seat...

[chronic dragon]

just like in how high. smoke a blunt, fall asleep and the blunt catches your fake hair on fire, fall out a window and get ran over by a bus. literally smoke yourself to death

[Jester King]

Being impaled by a giant dildo

[Antivash]

Actually happened.

If your a female, slipping while pleasuring yourself on a car shifter. Slip, fail to cathc yourself, and become impaled on the shifter and bleed to death and not be found until your father comes looking for you..