now, i will admit that this is not a harry potter fic, it is a Warhammer one, but I still had to share with you, all the glory included in its grand total of 47 words.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1084713/1/

 

Dear lord, thats one of the most descriptive stories i,ve ever read. The Quality, the deatail, the Creativity and the extreme suspense of it all. I'm Speechless.
Note The Sarcasm.

 

that is now the standard of all fics everywhere.

 

WTF. um...idon't know what to say.

 

Thats a fic????? WTF???

 

Geh? Looks more like the person posted it by mistake. If not... 4 sentences for a story? And people say my chapters are short.

 

And the summary says: Great story set in Warhammer world.

 

BRILLIANT! Simply an amazing piece of work! I'm gonna go now kiss the ground the author walks on. WOW! I'm really speechless by the godliness of this story! He's converted me.

*Goes off to worship author*

 

Mordecai, I think your review of this story of FF.net is a bit pointless...what with it being posted in 2002! and all. It'd be amusing if the author came back and uploaded a new three sentence chapter though.

 

i think that all authors deserve feed back, even if they haven't updated in years.

and on a different note, do those folk who replied here, play warhammer of some description?

I play fantasy, 40K, Lord of the Rings, and I would love to start playing Mordheim and Inquisitor, and BFG sounds very interesting

 

that guy has a killer sense of humour.... I wonder what the summary was. he probably made it sound like an epic and just boshed out 47 words...

can we get this guy an award, or some kind of medal...

 

this is nuts. everyone is talking about the short fic in the world.

 

i think that was conveyed in the title thanks oldmagic, but I would like to thank you for clarifying it for us.

 

aha. sarcasm is the lowest form of wit Mordecai 8). interesting fic btw, i set aside a whole second to read it properly. Is that the only fic the authors written?

 

I believe the full saying is "'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit' as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot." my dear Bloodlust.

 

Cut it out you two

Everyone knows that true wit involves the skilled application of vast amounts of pretzels and green beer.