Mid's banstick -split from Earl of the North OTD

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

Perhaps. But every story has it's high and low points. Shabranigdo thinks this is a good story, but is leaning slightly away from Azkaban!Harry to INdependent!Harry or Super!Harry. Shabranigdo does not need another God. It's crowded up here enough.

[Dark Lord Rostam]

Perhaps. But every story has it's high and low points. Shabranigdo thinks this is a good story, but is leaning slightly away from Azkaban!Harry to INdependent!Harry or Super!Harry. Shabranigdo does not need another God. It's crowded up here enough.

STOP THE GOD DAMN THIRD PERSON AND GOD LIKE TONE ITS WEARING ON MY FUCKING NERVES

anyways teh story is okay buy i hate how is going to forgive hermione id killl her as a message: DONT FUCK WITH ME :twisted:

[Midknight]

Rotsam he's already stopped, it's an older post. Lay off.

[Dark Lord Rostam]

O heh srry... um *cough* im a going to go now.. um yea the stories gone to hell

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

Thanks Midknight. Nice to know someone sticking up for me. Anyway, the other forum was locked. So I'm forgiven? Really? No groveling? Dude, you're losing your touch. :lol:

[ip82]

Thanks Midknight. Nice to know someone sticking up for me. Anyway, the other forum was locked. So I'm forgiven? Really? No groveling? Dude, you're losing your touch. :lol:

Mid is just trying to lure you into a false sense of security, before he whacks you when you least expect it.

His banstick had already started developing its own demonic sentience from all the rule-breaker blood smeared over it in the past few weeks...

... and IT wants MORE!!!

:-)

[Midknight]

eh.. yeah k mental note made to not let Ip see posts where I nail folks, I think it's giving him wood.


Thanks Midknight. Nice to know someone sticking up for me. Anyway, the other forum was locked. So I'm forgiven? Really? No groveling? Dude, you're losing your touch

Considering I came across your posts on a really bad day as far as the attitudes on the site goes, you're lucky I didn't castrate you verbally, but since I've had my share of blood for the week, and you've stopped, yeah it's cool. That and while it annoyed the snot out of me, I think you caught alittle bit more hell for it then was needed, and I blame it on the bad vibe of the site this past week, so forgiving instead of beating you more, seems the best choice.

[Sree]

Ah, Middy, acting all nice and stuff. Brings tears to me eyes! :)

[Mordecai]

~looks at Mid suspiciously~ wheres the real Mid, and what have you done with him?

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

*holds up cricifix* Back! Back foul demon!

Lol. Please don't take offense, christians. I'm a christian myself, and the last thing I need is MORE people jumping on me. Honestly, the world's against me. Sniff.

Anyway, not sure if this is out of date, but this is in reply to ip's post about the stick thingy.

[ip82]

*holds up cricifix* Back! Back foul demon!

Heh, maybe we could name it Damien or something... admin's banstick possesed by an evil essence, feeding on post-whores' and flame-baiters' souls...

[I LOVE GINNY]

Fu#k yeah! LMAO, Damien the ban-stick. Heh heh, *resists urge to say "ph34r!"*

[Mordecai]

~starts to run away in case people get more holy items out, because he is ratehr allergic to anything that is holy~

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

*Chases after Mordecai with crucifix*

But yeah, Damien the admin stick is a great idea. Would probably get hilarious responses. I can see it now, a universal fear of all things Damien. Dark Lord? Yawn. Hell incarnate? Borrring. Damien? OH MY GOD GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!

[Antivash]

o_O.... DGD... you DID say ph34r... i see you saying it all the time....



*coughs*... Damien the banstick.... that ... seems mildly insulting to the ban-stick... Name it feartheturtle...

[IndoGhost]

But Vash isn't calling it feartheturtle..also insulting to the ban-stick?

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

You don't like featherturtle, do you? What happened between you guys?

[That_Boy]

There are threads about it. In short, as far as I understand it. He was an admin who didn't do his job and was removed from the position. He got angry and started flaming and trolling the boards. He even has his own emoticon :fear

[Midknight]

he was more or less trolling and flaming beforehand, but yeah read the threads.

I think I'll call it Fear.

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

Fear? That's kinda unimaginative, isn't it? NAme something unique, like, oh I don't know, Lucifer. (For thos of you who recognized the reference, congrats.)

[Tinder]

Fear? That's kinda unimaginative, isn't it? NAme something unique, like, oh I don't know, Lucifer. (For thos of you who recognized the reference, congrats.)

For those of you who didn't, where have you been the last two thousand years?
I wouldn't really call 'Lucifer' unique. Not at all, in fact. Cliche fits better.

Not that I'm not already regretting posting in a discussion about what Middy's banstick should be named, but having got this far, I may as well press that little green button...

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

Yeah, maybe Lucifer was a little weak. Any ideas? We need something better than Fear.

Hmm.

How about Sargonnas? (Again, congrats to those who recognize the reference)

[Midknight]

hrm yeah I can see the point about fear.

Hrm I may field suggestions what to make my banstick's name be.

I sort of like this pic for it

Click meh (http://www.ecruelty.com/mastercko/gallery/new_gallery/images/drawings/flaming-halberd.jpg)

And I kind of like Sargonnas, if not Medhiv (sp?)

[IndoGhost]

http://www.behindthename.com/ That place should have some good names for the banstick...

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

Well, the pic was okay, a little low on the quality, but gives the right message. I would recommend finding a similar image, but with better graphics.

K, Sargonnas is the dominant Minotaur God. He is a Dark God, the Highest of the Dark Gods, beside Queen Takhisis. This is all from Dragonlance, btw.

[ip82]

Just realized something...

When I suggested "Damien", I was thinking of that kid possesed by the Devil, with "666" tatooed on his head, NOT "Slytherin Damien", the latest victim of yet unnamed stick.

Few more random banstick names: Seth, Baldazar, the Punisher, the Banisher, Rasputin, Chuckles, Raul, Woody.

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

This is a totally random name, but if you wanted to get the people you ban with it a headache, name it "Penguin"

DOn't ask why. Do not question the penguin. He sees all. He is watching me. I am afraid.

[Sree]

lol, I think bornagainpenguin would object to the ban stick being called Penguin.

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

Ah, right. Forgot about him. Would recommend llama, but the Rageful Llama might be, well, rageful.

Hmmm. having a hard time thinking of a name.

Oh, I saw a funny name on fanfiction.net. How abot Crazy Hamster with a Mallet?

If not, well, I might be stuck.

[Midknight]

Well, the pic was okay, a little low on the quality, but gives the right message. I would recommend finding a similar image, but with better graphics.

K, Sargonnas is the dominant Minotaur God. He is a Dark God, the Highest of the Dark Gods, beside Queen Takhisis. This is all from Dragonlance, btw.

Did you remember to upsize it, I dunno if it does it in IE or not, but in firefox it shrink sit down quite a bit and makes it look like crap

I was thinking of the sar(sargaras?) guy from Warcraft 3, and no the guy from DL. I do like Sargonnas, or maybe Dhamon, hrm methinks a contest is in order

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

Here here! A contest! And who shall be the judges? And where might I mind this contest forum'? Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! C'mon, can't you see I'm begging here?! *grin*

Anyway, yeah I have a few. Not sure what some of them mean, but I'll put them forward anyway.

Cheers.

[ip82]

Here here! A contest! And who shall be the judges? And where might I mind this contest forum'? Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! C'mon, can't you see I'm begging here?! *grin*

You're too eager for someone who is still perilously near the top of Woody the Banstick of Imminent Slaughter's smack-list. :-)

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

Hmm...

I thought I was off the "To slaughter " List...

And I thought we were going to have a name contest...

Still, I was just trying to enhance the moment.

P.S. WHat exactly does the banstick look like? Midkinght had a picture, but that was a guy holding a scythe.

[Xiph0]

Hmm...

I thought I was off the "To slaughter " List...


Off the list is when you've commited a crime, repented and begged not to be banned, and started making quality efforts to post things relevant and that add onto a thread or the current subject.


(note: Diving head first into an arse doesn't count as repentance)

[Midknight]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/Midknight00711/banstickshrunk.jpg


Left side looks screwed, I couldn't get the orange running down working well enough for me to warrant screwing with for another bit. Flame I made by taking a small bit of real life flame I had in another shot, and playing with it and stretching it over and over until it looked right. As for the eyes that Xiph had to bitch about, it's supposed to look like flames coming out of his eyes, not be his eyes itself. For a first effort in CS2 other then a simple shrink job, I'm happy with it :twisted:

Fear the banstick. :headshot:

[bornagainpenguin]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/Midknight00711/banstickshrunk.jpg

Fear the banstick. :headshot:

I think you ought call it George. Kind of unassuming for what it actually does or is...kind of nice for leading people into a false sense of security. Behave or Midknight will get you with George! Has a bit of a ring to it... :D

--bornagainpenguin (who really ought be sleeping right now..)

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

Nice picture. Now that we have that, we should think of a funny name. That way the victim of said banstick is frightened by the pic, but confused as hell over the comical name. I still think penguin was a good choice, but yeah, bornagainpenguin might take offense. Hmm.

George... I don't know. Maybe. It's good to fall back on, but I think we can do better.

Hmm. How about Filbert?

[Aura]

Norbert? Lol. Btw Midknight, you were probably referring to sargeras, the demon god guy...

Naming your banstick a very dorky name would be fun. Baron Von Snarglepuss? I dunno where i got that from but there was a fic with ridiculous names like that.

[MrMucus]

"Heeeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!"

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

Well, if we name it Norbert, then people will think we're making a reference to Norbert the Dragon fom book one. Dorky name would be funny too, but I think we should forget naming it after a god now that we have a threatening pic. Unless you just want to go for all scare and no confusion.

If, that's the case, you could name it Sargonnas, (Or Sargas for short) Gaav, Sethos, Vrumngun, or Rezo.

[oldmagic]

Aries the god of war.

[Necrule Paen]

Fwappy the Happy Banstick, it rhymes with humorous connotations.

[Mordecai]

you could try Abbadon (means the Destroyer) or Agrammon (who was a demon of fear) or Alastor 9who was a demon also known as 'the executioner") or Amducious (means the destroyer) or Arioch (deon of vengeance) or Carreau (means mercilessness) or Chronozon (demon of dispersion) or Kobal (supposedly Hells entertainment liason) or Nysrogh (who is the Palace of Hells Chief of Staff) or Xaphan (who is kepper of the furnaces of Hell) or Blisargon (who kills his followers when they do something wrong)


hehehehe

I think my mind is scarred, I just read a list of demon names in a demonology text.

[Master Slytherin]

How about Bob? It's got a ring to it. "Mid'll get Bob on you"

[oldmagic]

yeah! BOB. that one is nice 8)

[LINKed up]

How about Robespierre? Cookie if you get the reference...

[Necrule Paen]

It is not a good idea to name a bringer of violence after a guy who was killed by the very violence he brought. It reflects badly on the banstick. Ah the French Revolution, made the guillotine famous it did.

[Sree]

lol, @ Nerc, true.

But what about the Guillotine as a name?

[LINKed up]

Guillotine? Hmm... that could work... Guillotine the banstick. "Mid is gonna bring out Guillotine on you ass!"

[Necrule Paen]

Then it wouldn't be a banstick but a banblade, has a nice ring to it actually.

[apocalypsemeow]

Nah, still think it should be something like Bob or Fred...You know, one of those names unlikely to strike fear into anyone's hearts. You can then be all like 'What? You don't fear Bob the Banstick? BWAHAHA...You shall now!'
That sort of thing.

[LINKed up]

Hows about Joe then? Actually, Bob the Banstick is good...

[Midknight]

How about Bob? It's got a ring to it. "Mid'll get Bob on you"

I actually thought about bob, but I don't want to rip off nonjon, b/c that bit was great.


I'll go with Sargas. It's unthreatening enough and easy to say, whle not being goofy.

[UnholyWarlord]

The Inamate Carbon Rod!

[LINKed up]

"The Inanimate Carbon Rod the Banstick"? I'm sorry, but no. And Mid, Sargas could work IMO. Sargas the Banstick. Go have fun with him. :D

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

Huh. Bob the Banstick. HAs a ring to it.

I STILL think "Penguin" woudl be a better name. :mrgreen:

[Master Slytherin]

Sargas? :( You do know nonjon didn't invent the name 'Bob'...

How about Nick the Stick then?

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

Didn't I recommend Sargas as a shorter form of Sargonnas? Anyway, Nick the Stick holds humor. We can keep it as a back up.

Vote for 'Penguin' people!

[oldmagic]

I vote on Bob all the way.

[Midknight]

I'll use Sargas b/c I like it, but Nick the stick, I also like, it can be the bringer of pain by many names!

[ChuckDaTruck]

Oh MId!!! You can be SO creative in how you name your...wood.

Personally, I just call mine Peter. ;) :D

[Magnus]

I think Rasputin sounded cool..

[LINKed up]

Oh MId!!! You can be SO creative in how you name your...wood.

Personally, I just call mine Peter. ;) :D
ROFLMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anyways, Shitck the Stick. Or the Stick of Many Names.

[Midknight]

Oh MId!!! You can be SO creative in how you name your...wood.

Personally, I just call mine Peter. ;) :D

I call mine Pokey, but for me to say "My penis smites thee to ban land".. it just doesn't have the umph ya know.

[Giovanni]

I like the name... But why not "Smiting Stick" after the "Smit you with my smiting stick" line in Peter Godly?

[LINKed up]

ROFL. I have to agree though, penis just doesn't have the umph needed. Pokey the banstick... "Pokey the Banstick SMITES THEE... with a poke"

[Mordecai]

Mid, you mean that the stick has multiple personality disorder?

If it does, it should be sent to therapy, thus meaning that you won't be able to ban folk. tehehehehehe

[Midknight]

sure I could. It'd just want to filet the person before smacking them.

"It puts the lotion on its skin!"

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

CE N'EST PAS JUSTE!

C'mon, where is the justice?! No 'Penguin'?! :mid5

Ah well. So, did you guys go with my shotened version of Sargonnas, or did someone else say that name exactly? I'm too lazy to go back and check. :mrgreen:

[Midknight]

Aye I belive it was you DLS

[Lord Ravenclaw]

Yet another pointless thread...

[Midknight]

=P it invokes amusement in those who have no need to fear it, fear in those that know it's coming for them sooner or later!

[Xiph0]

=P it invokes amusement in those who have no need to fear it, fear in those that know it's coming for them sooner or later!

That should be in a scroller:

" The banstick's watching you, are you scared? >=D"

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

Yet another pointless thread...

*Grin*

Pointless is what I do best.

So anyway, how did we get from Ealr of the North to Banstick? I would have thought it would have its own thread by now...

[Midknight]

.. the banstick is in it's own thread...


I think I yelled at someone for something and the topic was brought up

[Giovanni]

Such a sexy banstick.

It's size leaves much to be desired... But I have seen Middy wield it effectively, especially during the climax of events that result from its usage.

And if any one of you perverts interprets the above as a sexual reference in any way, shape, or form; then you are a perverted douche who needs to stop seeing sexual references in everything. Sort of like my English teacher who claims that there is sexual tension between Hamlet and Horatio in Hamlet Prince of Denmark

[Xiph0]

And if any one of you perverts interprets the above as a sexual reference in any way, shape, or form; then you are a perverted douche who needs to stop seeing sexual references in everything. Sort of like my English teacher who claims that there is sexual tension between Hamlet and Horatio in Hamlet Prince of Denmark

At the least, your teacher needs strong meds Gio.

[Dark Lord Shabranigdo]

What's the banstick thread under? General? Announcements? C'mon, "throw me a frickin bone here"

Kudos to those who recognize the quote.