VE (Victory in English) Day!!!

[Giovanni]

Well Folks, VE Day has arrived. I just got back my third essay in a row with a grade of 4.0 stamped across the top of it.

Apparently, all I needed to do was a combination of complete abandonment my principles, willful misinterpretation of obscure passages in the books I was writing about using even more obscure philosophies, and a tone of complete contempt for anyone who would dare question my authority to do so.

In conclusion... I HAVE WON!!!

Now I needs to find me a hot nurse to kiss.

[Dark Syaoran]

Heh. The problem is finding a hot nurse.

[Giovanni]

Nah not really... I just gotta convince a hot girl at my school to dress like one.

I know a couple that would do it provided I dressed like a pirate.

[ChuckDaTruck]

Congratulations!!! :D :D :D

You now know the secret to success!

This is a heavy burden and a VERY exclusive club (remember, there are people in third world countries who would KILL to get this information), so DON'T TELL ANYONE!!! :O_O: :P


Its like I always say, "When in doubt, SELL OUT!" ;) :D :cheers:

[Giovanni]

Oh I haven't sold out entirely...

If you looked at my last essay you would see that :)

If you put the first letter of the first word of every line together they say

"You are a fucking moron. This essay is pure, unadulterated, bilge spewed from my insomniac brain at two in the morning. I wonder if he will realize that I made up the philosopher, and the book that I am citing to prove my argument."

Its a bit like watching someone sandblast a soup cracker really... I am the sandblaster, he is the soup cracker.

[Lutris Argutiae]

can I see the essay? :P :P :P



......please?

[Giovanni]

It's terrible.
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I might post it... But I probably wont.

It's just to embarrassing, seriously... It's not well written, not is it funny... When I wrote it I did something I promised myself I would never do... I abused my knowledge to make something up to take advantage of a mental midget.

[Ginny Killer 2.0]

midget? where?.......... can i eat it?