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03-27-2006, 12:17 PM
I've posted two posts already so I thought that maybe I should post an intro.

Hi. I'm Pavonis.


I enjoy new and more creative ways of killing/maiming most of the Weasleys, and Dumbles, Hermione, possibly Tonks, Rita Skeeter, Gilderoy, Fudge... Oh heck lets just leave it at the killing/maiming. I also enjoy fics where the author is capable of using grammar and compound sentences. If there is a plot and actual plot devices its getting somewhere. Combining the two it looked like I might like the board, though apparently my first post in the fanfic discussion area came too close to a looking-for post. *sigh*

Evil Shnitzel
03-27-2006, 12:35 PM
Welcome to DLP!!!!
Now some people will tell you where the bathroom is. Do not listen to them!!! If you must pee on Gio. ;)
Pick up your kitchenware weapon and good luck. :)

03-27-2006, 12:47 PM
Now, remember to unhandle your newly acquired kitchenware while utilizing the bathroom... especially in case you choose anything sharp or edgy. Several members didn't heed this warning and we're now using them as fountains...

Anyway, welcome.

03-27-2006, 01:33 PM
Welcome, take a look at the rules, then have fun posting.

03-27-2006, 01:37 PM
Welcome to DLP.net.

03-27-2006, 01:44 PM
Welcome to :GDie1 have a good stay and try to avoid...well everyone really. Just keep your head down and you'll be fine.

03-27-2006, 03:26 PM
The bathroom is up the stairs and to the left.

If you attaempt to pee on me, I WILL kill you. This is a foregone conclusion as Linked's poor widdle poodle was unfortunate enough to find out as I flayed it alive over the course of 3 weeks while replacing each bit of removed skin with a salt/gel coagulating solution.

LINKed up
03-27-2006, 03:54 PM
Gio, FYI, I never have and never will oen a poodle. I am a cat person, and cats just pee on your furniture, not on the people. On a related note, stay away from the cats bish.

Anyways, welcome to DLP.net. The kitchen is down stairs, as is the dungeon where we currently hold over a thousand slash lovers, minus meowy cause she is cool, and Ginny, in the same cell. Do be wary of that area and while there, remember:


03-27-2006, 04:33 PM
Your just denying it because you fear me :)

Oh and make sure to send lots of H/G and Draco/Harry smut/fluff fics to the site Admins.

They love them.

03-27-2006, 04:51 PM
Don't forget that we all love dumbledore as well..

LINKed up
03-27-2006, 05:12 PM
Gio, why should I fear you? You only moderate the MD section, in which I don't post that much anymore.

03-27-2006, 05:27 PM
Gio, why should I fear you? You only moderate the MD section, in which I don't post that much anymore.

Umm... Ok, way to take blatant fucking around sarcasm as a serious comment.


You fear me because I falyed your poodle :)

You might not remember it because the trauma was to much.

LINKed up
03-27-2006, 05:45 PM
Well, Gio, I aim to please and to misinterpret. And, BTW, you may not know it yet, but you see dead people...

03-27-2006, 05:47 PM
I have sex with them to :)

LINKed up
03-27-2006, 05:49 PM
Well, considering The Office... that isn't very surprising coming from you... NECROPHILIAC!!! :P

Edit: Better? :P

03-27-2006, 06:30 PM
You used the wrong tense of the word. You should have used "Necrophiliac"

03-27-2006, 07:24 PM

Now they're done giving you bad mental images, welcome to DLP!

LINKed up
03-27-2006, 07:29 PM
Oh yes Silent, and your ava doesn't give anyone a bad mental image? I do believe that it scares some or most of the people here... not me though, I get scared from unexplained ambient noises and freaky ghost stories.

03-27-2006, 07:32 PM
Welcome to DLP.net. As you can probably tell, we're all rather mad here, but it's all in good fun! Oh, and send all of the slashy, and Harry/Ginslut stories to Office boy, he's the one who really loves them! :mrgreen:

03-28-2006, 01:00 AM
Welcome to :GDie1! I'd have said hello already by now but have been rather busy with my personal life lately and am only now just beginning to catch up my reading!


03-28-2006, 01:51 AM
Welcome to DLP.net.forums.I don't know why they keep talking about the Office boy for.They must really like his slash stories and H/Ginwhore stories. ;) .

03-28-2006, 07:00 PM
HWOOL!!! Er...Hello! Ignore them, they're just...strange.

03-28-2006, 07:15 PM
Welcome to DLP! Kitchen is downstairs. Make sure you quickly pick your kitchenware implement of doom from otherwise you might get hacked to death by the H/G fangurls and the SLASH lovers out there...

Ohh... Do you bring fruits? I'll give you cookies..

03-28-2006, 08:34 PM
welcome. do you bring fuit?

Gio- did you hear about how there was a comittee (i think Ed Meese formed it) that studied rock and roll and the pornographic effects of it, and one member wondered aloud: "Is it lawful to have sex with a corpse if you are married to it?" i'm asking you that same question.

Niffler Lord
03-28-2006, 11:45 PM
Hi and welcome. Ignore the weird people.... wait that would be all of us... nevermind.