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Antivash
12-29-2009, 07:25 PM
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Its been too long since I've stirred up trouble. And since I did actually buy the book, I figured I'd give a proper review now that I've started it.

I've never finished it. I got to just beyond half way and I stopped.

Community effort will sum up my thoughts better:


04:25.21 ( nmb ) Vash, did you read this all the way through?
04:25.28 ( &Antivash ) ].:.[ nmb ].:.[ Half.
04:25.29 ( Inquisition ) Fuck this is terrible.
04:25.37 ( &Antivash ) I got bored with it and quit,.
04:25.38 ( nmb ) How? Really, how?
04:25.42 ( &Antivash ) It isnt worth reading.
04:25.48 ( &Antivash ) I own a physical copy.
04:26.03 ( Inquisition ) Vash: I can't get past the first paragraph. >_>
04:26.06 ( Inquisition ) This is... bad.
04:26.11 ( Inquisition ) Just terrible.
04:26.13 ( &Antivash ) I was gonna tear it apart and scan it for DLP but Mindless bought an ebook version.
04:26.18 ( &Antivash ) ].:.[ Inquisition ].:.[ Dont worry.
04:26.25 ( &Antivash ) Iraq lasts for less than two pages.
04:26.34 ( &Antivash ) Yeah a whole load of shit happens.
04:26.39 ( &Antivash ) Explosions
04:26.42 ( &Antivash ) A guy loosing his leg.
04:26.42 ( nmb ) Nearly eight months after the fateful day I almost lost my life
04:26.56 ( KrzaQ ) I remember Tehan saying it was pretty good.
04:27.02 ( &Antivash ) Its not.
04:27.07 ( &Antivash ) Its boring at best.
04:27.13 ( &Antivash ) Rushed as FUCK.
04:27.13 ( nmb ) KrzaQ
04:27.15 ( nmb ) Read it
04:27.17 ( nmb ) really, read it.
04:27.19 ( KrzaQ ) Not now.
04:27.32 ( &Antivash ) Im not LYING when I say Iraq lasts for two pages and a whole bunch of shit happens.
04:27.40 ( &Antivash ) TWO PAGES
04:27.45 ( Inquisition ) Antivash: He's happy to be on a bus.
04:27.46 )) KrzaQ is watching Hustle
04:27.49 ( nmb ) but seriously, if this gets published, I should seriously make an attempt
04:27.59 ( &Antivash ) and hes out of a war, on a bus, had surgery, and is going to college.
04:28.00 ( nmb ) because I would rack up thousands.
04:28.00 ( Inquisition ) As someone who has lots of experience with public transit.
04:28.21 ( KrzaQ ) Just remember to give us a free copy, nmb.
04:28.29 ( Inquisition ) THE ONLY PEOPLE TO BE HAPPY TO BE ON A BUS ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN FREEZING THEIR BALLS OFF FOR THE LAST HOUR.
04:28.39 ( Inquisition ) Literally NOBODY else is happy.
04:28.45 ( nmb ) "“Why does dat mans haf a potch?"
04:28.55 ( nmb ) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU
04:29.38 ( &Antivash ) Oh
04:29.44 ( &Antivash ) “Charles, this is Michael Ross.”
04:29.44 ( &Antivash ) He held out a meaty paw that enveloped my hand, “Charlie Snowden. I’m pleased to meet you. Is there anything I can help you with?”
04:29.53 ( &Antivash ) This is the best Dialogue gets.
04:30.01 ( &Antivash ) Its always awkward and inhuman.
04:30.44 ( Inquisition ) ...
04:30.48 ( Inquisition ) It's terrible.
04:30.52 ( &Antivash ) Oh,
04:30.53 ( Inquisition ) It really is.
04:30.53 ( &Antivash ) “Mike, things will get better with your mom, I just know it! I’ll look up some stuff online when I get home and give you some more questions to ask Elsbeth. When we have enough information, we can take it to my uncle! This’ll be great!”
04:30.53 ( &Antivash ) “Why?”
04:30.53 ( &Antivash ) “Duh! He’s a cop.” Why this didn’t surprise me, I’ll never know.
04:30.53 ( &Antivash ) “Aside from the fact that he doesn’t really like me, why exactly would this be great?”
04:30.54 ( &Antivash ) “You can convince him of your powers!”
04:30.54 ( &Antivash ) “Jenny, I’m not some superhero…”
04:30.54 ( &Antivash ) She leaned in and kissed me on the cheek and whispered in my ear, “You’ll always be my hero.”
04:31.03 ( &Antivash ) He's known her for like... a week at this point.
04:31.18 ( Inquisition ) >_>
04:31.19 ( Mindless ) She fucking flips on him later.
04:31.29 ( Inquisition ) It really is terrible.
04:31.34 ( &Antivash ) ].:.[ Inquisition ].:.[ No.
04:31.39 ( &Antivash ) This is the best the book ever is.
04:31.41 ( Inquisition ) I skipped ahead to the graveyard.
04:31.42 ( &Antivash ) It gets worse.
04:31.45 ( Taure ) "<nmb> but seriously, if this gets published, I should seriously make an attempt" NMB: it *is* published
04:31.51 ( Taure ) You can get it off Amazon
04:31.53 ( &Antivash ) Wait till Candy turns up, Inq.
04:31.55 ( nmb ) I know
04:32.00 ( Inquisition ) I can't.
04:32.08 ( Inquisition ) I'm really thinking of killing that tab.
04:32.08 ( &Antivash ) And Jenny and Candy...
04:32.09 ( nmb ) It was just poor grammar
04:32.16 ( &Antivash ) DONT DATE CANDY, SHE'S A WHORE!
04:32.23 ( &Antivash ) .. Way to talk about your cousin
04:32.23 ( Inquisition ) It's just sitting there in my Firefox window.
04:32.28 ( Inquisition ) Begging to be killed.
04:32.37 ( Inquisition ) The X is calling to me.
04:32.48 ( nmb ) Seriously, if anyone wants to help me come up with an amazing idea for a series of books that we can get published, I'll split 5050 with you.
04:33.03 ( Taure ) lol
04:33.12 ( Taure ) I have an amazing idea for a single stand alone novel
04:33.15 ( nmb ) Because when shit like this gets published, it makes me want to write something shit too.
04:33.24 ( Taure ) But a) I think I arleady told you and b) If I hven't, I'm not sharing
04:33.35 ( nmb ) You did
04:33.37 ( Taure ) already* haven't*
04:33.47 ( Inquisition ) Introductions were made, and we were five minutes into a three-way conversation before I realized that Brother Silas, as he wanted to be known, was blind, totally blind.
04:33.53 ( Inquisition ) BROTHER SILAS.
04:33.58 ( nmb ) It's actually an amazing idea, but series are money spinners.
04:34.04 )) Inquisition thinks of that albino fucker from Dan Brown's book.
04:34.08 ( Morrigan ) I had a dog named Silas when I was little
04:34.16 ( Morrigan ) we had to rename him that because the original owner had called him Sambo D:
04:34.19 ( &Antivash ) Inq; it took him five minutes to realize he was blind.
04:34.20 ( Taure ) True
04:34.26 ( Inquisition ) I CANNOPT BE IMPLICATED HERE, BEZU.
04:34.30 ( Taure ) But i'd be in it more for critical recognition than money
04:34.31 ( &Antivash ) Thats usually something you notice RIGHT AWAY
04:34.40 ( Inquisition ) Michael Ross was played by Tom Hanks.
04:35.30 ( Inquisition ) “I’m only taking afternoon classes after the winter semester. I have a job in the mornings. How’s Candy?” she asked. I’ve never heard the word “Candy” sound like some kind of disease, but somehow Jenny managed. Casually I responded. “Busy. We IM each other, but she hasn’t had a chance to get up here since your birthday. Did you have a good time?”
04:35.35 ( Inquisition ) We IM each other.
04:35.41 ( Inquisition ) Michael Ross is Virail.
04:35.44 ( Inquisition ) True facts.
04:35.47 ( Inquisition ) E-dating.
04:35.47 ( &Antivash ) ].:.[ Inquisition ].:.[
04:35.49 ( &Antivash ) The plot was stirring, or maybe simmering – I never was much on metaphors, “Jenny and I aren’t really talking much anymore, and we never were dating.”
04:35.49 ( &Antivash ) The woman in front of me didn’t look surprised; rather she looked a bit amused. “Do tell; why on Earth not?”
04:35.49 ( &Antivash ) I shrugged, “Long story.”
04:35.49 ( &Antivash ) “In that case, you can buy me that nice dinner and ‘splain it to me.”
04:35.49 ( &Antivash ) I have to admit, I’ve always liked a woman who knows what she wants. “A bit forward aren’t you?”
04:35.49 ( &Antivash ) Giving a throaty chuckle she replied, “I only move in one direction, sweetness; now you go get cleaned up, into some nice clothes and think of where you’re gonna take me.”
04:35.49 ( &Antivash ) I hadn’t been out on the town in a long time. Other than a steak dinner with Jenny, it was even longer since I’d been with anything approximating a pretty girl. Thinking about the room on my credit card, I figured I was entitled to frivolously blow a bit of my reward money. “The Golden Bull is a nice place, with great food and less attitude than some of the other upscale places around here. You li
04:35.49 ( &Antivash ) ke dancing?”
04:35.49 ( &Antivash ) “Line dancing or clubbing?”
04:35.49 ( &Antivash ) “Clubbing.”
04:35.49 ( &Antivash ) “Well, I guess I should go get my LBD outta my car.”
04:35.49 ( &Antivash ) I was a little slow on the uptake, “LBD?” It sounded like a dangerous weapon.
04:35.50 ( &Antivash ) She let out a whimsical laugh, “Little Black Dress, silly.”
04:35.50 ( &Antivash ) “You brought a LBD with you?” I was right. It was a dangerous weapon, of sorts.
04:36.05 )) Inquisition stares.
04:36.07 ( Inquisition ) What.
04:36.20 ( Inquisition ) Like.
04:36.22 ( Inquisition ) Fucking.
04:36.25 ( Inquisition ) Five seconds.
04:36.29 ( Mindless ) I've never seen LBD used before, ever.
04:36.38 ( Inquisition ) I just met you. Wanna fuck?
04:36.39 ( &Antivash ) Say LBD out loud/
04:36.52 ( &Antivash ) Can you do it and not feel massively retarded?
04:37.04 ( &Antivash ) Raise your hand if you can.
04:37.07 ( &Antivash ) o.o
04:37.12 ( +Jangel ) ๏̯͡๏
04:37.13 ( Inquisition ) Not when referring to a little black dress.
04:37.20 ( Inquisition ) á_á
04:37.24 ( Mindless ) jbern would benefit from a guy who sits there and read what he writes out loud.
04:37.45 ( &Antivash ) “You brought a LBD with you?” I was right. It was a dangerous weapon, of sorts.
04:37.45 ( &Antivash ) “I wasn’t sure where this night would be going. Doesn’t hurt to be prepared.”
04:37.45 ( &Antivash ) The flirting was so blatant that even an idiot like me couldn’t miss it. “And where do you think this night is going?”
04:37.45 ( &Antivash ) “Well that all depends on you now, sugar.”
04:37.45 ( &Antivash ) I hadn’t showered and changed so fast since my days in Iraq.
04:37.49 ( Caliburn ) He would benefit from sitting there and having someone /else/ read what he writes out loud.
04:38.04 ( nmb ) To be fair. Jbern would benefit from a cock through his eye.
04:38.06 ( Caliburn ) so they can tell him how that shit sounds.
04:38.16 ( Mindless ) That's what I said, dude.
04:38.17 ( Mindless ) A guy.
04:38.22 ( &Antivash ) :|
04:38.29 ( nmb ) I've always thought his fanfiction was alright if trashy but this isn't even interesting
04:38.43 ( &Antivash ) Cant forget the scene where Jenny and Candy and Mike run into each other on their first date.
04:38.46 ( &Antivash ) In between bites of some fine tasting prime rib and relating my paranormal adventures, I asked, “So, just suppose I was dating Jenny. What would you have done?”
04:38.46 ( &Antivash ) Candy laughed, nibbling on her stuffed flounder. “Oh, I didn’t think I had to worry about that. Women in my family generally circle their prey like a shark for a while. I figured she’d still be stringing ya along. Turns out she was dumber than I ‘spected.”
04:38.46 ( &Antivash ) I suppressed any urge to defend Jenny. After all, she’d been the one lacking any spine. Of course that analogy made me bloody meat, floating in the ocean, which was slightly icky. “So why did you stop circling?”
04:38.46 ( &Antivash ) “I smelled blood.” She smirked at me and looked at something over my shoulder. “Don’t look now, but I think my li’l cousin just came in the door. Looks like she’s moved on.”
04:38.46 ( &Antivash ) Understandably surprised, I glanced, but made certain to be casual about it. Jenny wore a nice sweater and pants, looking her usual cute and perky self. The guy with her was pulled straight out of the pages of an Abercrombie and Fitch ad. He was taller than me, but that describes much of the adult male population. I shrugged and turned back around. The most I’d gotten from Jenny was a peck on the
04:38.46 ( &Antivash ) cheek and a bunch of problems. Candy, on the other hand, brought a check – so, advantage to the strawberry blonde in the sizzling black dress.
04:38.46 ( &Antivash ) Turning around, I went back to eating. I could see Candy appraising my reaction. “What?”
04:38.46 ( &Antivash ) “Just checking to see if ya still had a thing for her.”
04:38.46 ( &Antivash ) “Not particularly. From what I see in front of me, it looks like I got the better deal.”
04:38.46 ( &Antivash ) “Oh that’s pretty smooth there, Mike.”
04:38.46 ( &Antivash ) I winked, “Be careful; there might be a hook in this bait.”
04:39.03 ( Inquisition ) ...
04:39.22 ( nmb ) Fatality
04:39.27 )) Inquisition tl;drs.
04:39.33 ( +Jangel ) Antivash: Wtf is that
04:39.40 ( Inquisition ) Jangel: Terrible.
04:39.42 ( nmb ) Jbern
04:39.45 ( Mindless ) jbern's book, Jangel.
04:39.56 ( &Antivash ) While pondering if my date had ever worn, or would consider wearing a French maid costume in the near future, I heard a female voice behind me. “Candy! What on Earth are you doing up here?”
04:39.56 ( &Antivash ) When had the odds ever gone my way?
04:39.56 ( &Antivash ) “Jenny, good to see ya! Isn’t it your birthday soon?”
04:39.56 ( &Antivash ) I turned around and said, “In that case, happy birthday a bit early, Jenny.”
04:39.57 ( &Antivash ) Her eyes went big as she figured out who the clean shaven guy in the dress shirt was. “Mike?”
04:39.57 ( &Antivash ) “Yes?”
04:39.57 ( &Antivash ) The big eyes were replaced with a cold stare and her face seemed to be getting a bit red. “When did you two start dating?”
04:39.57 ( &Antivash ) I gave Candy a quick glance to tell her to let me field this one. “It’s been, what, going on two weeks now, Candace?”
04:39.57 ( &Antivash ) “If it’s been a day, sugar!” It was nice to see she’d attack when she smelled someone else’s blood.
04:39.57 ( &Antivash ) Jenny wasn’t very good at hiding her emotions. The words, “I see,” looked like they were painfully squeezed out of her mouth.
04:39.57 ( &Antivash ) “And it’s been the best two weeks of my life!” Candy gave the figurative knife another twist. “We were headed out dancing after this if you … oh wait, I’m sorry you’re only turning nineteen. Well maybe next time I’m up here we can do something.”
04:40.20 ( Coyote ) Dear god
04:40.22 ( Coyote ) Make it stop
04:40.23 ( Coyote ) Please?
04:40.30 ( Inquisition ) Yeah, I've had enough.
04:40.32 ( MrINBN ) Vash, you should be ashamed for posting that.
04:40.33 ( &Antivash ) What little respect I could have ever had for Jbern was dashed on the rocks the moment I started reading this book.
04:40.39 ( Mindless ) Keep in mind I read the whole damned thing.
04:40.49 ( &Antivash ) I didnt make it past half way.
04:40.50 )) Inquisition hugs Mindless soothingly.
04:40.52 ( MrINBN ) And Jbern should be even moreso, considering he wrote the damn thing.
04:41.01 )) Mindless sobs
04:41.02 ( Inquisition ) Sadly.
04:41.10 ( Inquisition ) JBern thinks he's god's gift to literature.
04:41.17 ( Caliburn ) "Turns out she was dumber than I 2018spected.201d
04:41.20 ( Caliburn ) ...'spected.
04:41.20 ( &Antivash ) He had just made it to Darien Potter's girlfriends cabin when I stopped, Mindless.
04:41.26 ( Inquisition ) ...
04:41.30 ( +Jangel ) Inquisition: >:(
04:41.31 ( Mindless ) It only got more ridiculous from there.
04:41.31 ( Inquisition ) Darien Potter?
04:41.41 )) Inquisition just ponders that for a moment.
04:41.41 ( &Antivash ) Its either Potter or Porter.
04:41.49 ( &Antivash ) Either way, its fucking failure.
04:41.56 ( Inquisition ) Antivash: Darien.
04:41.59 ( Inquisition ) Darry.
04:42.01 ( Inquisition ) Harry.
04:42.04 ( +Jangel ) ๏̯͡๏
04:42.05 ( Inquisition ) Porter.
04:42.07 ( Inquisition ) Potter.
04:42.08 ( Taure ) Darius?
04:42.09 ( Inquisition ) HM.
04:42.12 ( &Antivash ) Yeah.
04:42.17 ( &Antivash ) I thought that as well.
04:42.30 ( Aekiel ) Original.
04:42.34 ( &Antivash ) Oh.
04:42.53 ( &Antivash ) And after all of that failure, during the date, he doesnt even imply they fuck.
04:43.01 ( Aekiel ) >_<
04:43.02 ( &Antivash ) Candy gets piss drunk and pukes on him.
04:43.09 ( Aekiel ) kekeke
04:43.18 ( Aekiel ) Sounds like my first date >_>.
04:43.22 ( Caliburn ) Can anyone say the word "2018spected.201d without feeling at least farily stupid?
04:43.34 ( Inquisition ) That whole story is suss.
04:43.36 ( Aekiel ) Nope.
04:43.58 ( &Antivash ) “And why did you pick Fireball?”
04:43.58 ( &Antivash ) Her smile grew wider. “That’s easy, sugar. Fireball, well that’s just ‘Hot Candy’ isn’t it? Bye now!”
04:44.06 ( &Antivash ) You know who Candy reminds me of?
04:44.08 ( Mindless ) Yeah.
04:44.14 ( Mindless ) Hot fucking Candy.
04:44.20 ( &Antivash ) That fucking retarded hick texan version of Kitsune in the Dub of Love Hina.
04:44.30 ( +Jangel ) soliknfgdl
04:44.33 ( &Antivash ) Every time she speaks you just want to PUNCH her.
04:44.33 ( +Jangel ) Fireball.
04:44.50 ( nmb ) Can we start talking about something that doesn't make me wretch
04:45.00 ( Coyote ) For once
04:45.04 ( &Antivash ) How about the ghost dogs?
04:45.04 ( Coyote ) For once I agree with nmb
04:45.10 ( nmb ) or retch I've forgotten how to spell thanks to that awful piece of shit
04:45.52 ( Mindless ) I have to admit, when I first ready Candy, I thought he was fucking joking.
04:45.54 ( Mindless ) But no.
04:46.43 ( Aekiel ) Hillbilly Kitsune?
04:46.46 ( Aekiel ) Wut.
04:46.57 ( Aekiel ) Does it wear dungarees? :P
04:49.11 .•• Oz ( Lolrus@dlp-62B61822.b-ras2.bbh.dublin.eircom.net ) joined #darklordpotter
04:49.41 ( nmb ) HIYA GORGOZ
04:49.47 ( Oz ) hey
04:49.50 ( &Antivash ) ... One last thought on JBerns book: I feel sorry for the people who used to like his writing and expected similar and found out ... he actually does fucking suck and has no creativity.
04:50.30 ( nmb ) ^ That's me
04:50.34 ( Oz ) That you, Vash?
04:50.36 ( &Antivash ) HAY OZ; I HAS A CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR YOU; JBERN'S BOOK!
04:50.37 ( nmb ) although, I'm glad I didn't pay for it
04:50.38 ( Oz ) Oh. D:
04:50.45 ( nmb ) OZ
04:50.46 ( nmb ) ITS A TRAP
04:50.49 ( nmb ) SERIOUSLY
04:50.51 ( Oz ) D8
04:50.56 ( &Antivash ) NMB lies.
04:50.57 ( nmb ) don't even touch that shit
04:51.01 ( &Antivash ) Its JBerns book.
04:51.02 ( Oz ) Trolling JBern is back in fashion now?
04:51.05 ( &Antivash ) HOW CAN IT SUCK>!
04:51.15 ( &Antivash ) Oz; Read the first chapter and you will understand.
04:51.16 ( nmb ) Oz
04:51.23 ( nmb ) I have no problem with Jbern as a fanfiction writer
04:51.24 ( nmb ) but his book
04:51.26 ( nmb ) is atrocious
04:51.34 ( Oz ) Bernheimer
04:51.36 ( Oz ) ...
04:51.39 ( Oz ) Is he Jewish?
04:51.40 ( Oz ) o_o
04:51.41 ( Inquisition ) ...
04:51.43 ( &Antivash ) lawl.
04:51.44 ( nmb ) probably.
04:51.49 ( &Antivash ) Get used to it, Oz.
04:51.52 ( Inquisition ) nmb: We should fucking post each other this book.
04:51.53 ( Oz ) D:
04:51.56 ( &Antivash ) It only gets worse from that point.
04:52.02 ( Inquisition ) Just to say we've all read it.
04:52.08 ( Inquisition ) Hold the receipts.
04:52.09 .•• Oz is now known as Oz[Reading]
04:52.14 ( Inquisition ) And make a mass review thread.
04:52.17 ( nmb ) Inq, the only way I'd have that come into my house
04:52.21 ( nmb ) is if it was on fire
04:52.24 ( Oz[Reading] ) lol
04:52.25 ( Oz[Reading] ) nmb
04:52.27 ( nmb ) in my grate.
04:52.30 ( Oz[Reading] ) take the pic with it on fire
04:52.32 ( Oz[Reading] ) :D
04:52.34 ( Oz[Reading] ) ;)
04:52.43 ( nmb ) Bernheimer; burned
04:53.06 ( &Antivash ) ].:.[ Inquisition ].:.[ Want to do a review? Im very tempted to post all of this in the Epic IRC quotes thread. ;D
04:53.15 ( nmb ) Seriously though, he over-reached, like mad.
04:53.31 ( nmb ) It's only going to provoke drama, Vash.
04:53.35 ( &Antivash ) ...
04:53.38 ( &Antivash ) Thats the point.
04:53.38 ( Inquisition ) Antivash: I think the fact that I don't actually (legally) have the book would be sort of suss.
04:53.42 ( Inquisition ) And.
04:53.46 ( Oz[Reading] ) Also, my friends at Alpha Fight Club (Sean Melton, Brian Albright, Steven Avery, Dave Smith, Dave Bagini, Ivan, Moses, Charlie, Carson, Dave Waicukauski, Rob Yurkowski, Chris Gibson, Colin, Benny S., Noel, Heather, and any I missed)
04:53.47 ( &Antivash ) He doesnt know that.
04:53.48 ( Oz[Reading] ) LOL!
04:53.55 ( Inquisition ) He'd probably suspect you were e-sharing again Vash.
04:53.55 ( Oz[Reading] ) Wonder why he didn't use their online names?
04:53.56 ( Oz[Reading] ) XD
04:54.02 ( Inquisition ) Another cease and desist order.
04:54.04 ( nmb ) Jbern will come and tell us all that he's the greatest thing to touch the literary world
04:54.11 ( &Antivash ) Im not gonna post the link. >_> Piracy is baaaad! Especial among our own DLP brothers!
04:54.14 ( Inquisition ) ...
04:54.18 ( Mindless ) I don't give a fuck if you post it.
04:54.19 ( Inquisition ) ROB YURKOWSKI.
04:54.22 ( Inquisition ) XDDDDD
04:54.22 ( Mindless ) I got this copy legit.
04:54.31 ( &Antivash ) Mindless let you borrow his legit copy.

enembee
12-29-2009, 07:33 PM
Trollbait.

I stand to what I said, though I don't see why it had to be posted here. Eh.

Blaise
12-29-2009, 08:06 PM
Wow. STRONG dickmovement in h'yar.

Yar.

Inquisition
12-29-2009, 08:14 PM
If you read through the logs, I was just responding to the excerpts of the book that were being posted.

I'll do a fair and balanced review once the book arrives in the mail.

And 'fair and balanced' may not be the best words I've ever used. But you know what I mean.