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Dominik
07-26-2005, 04:31 AM
Hey, I'm Dominik.
A friend told me about this place,
So I thought I might come check it out.
Looks well enough.

I'm a great fan of the HP Books.
The Movies not so much but I have high hopes for #4.

My favorite book would have to be #1 because well, it gives a lot of ideas.
My favorite Movie would have to be PS as well.

See yah on the boards.
Vecna
07-26-2005, 04:34 AM
Hello, I am Vecna
Dark Syaoran
07-26-2005, 05:14 AM
Welcome and enjoy your stay with our deranged family!
ghst.san
07-26-2005, 07:04 AM
Dearanged? Maybe.
Insane? DEFINITELY!!

Ah well sanitiy is overrated anyway, so WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW (and the DLB forum)
Midknight
07-26-2005, 04:44 PM
Loha.
Antivash
07-26-2005, 04:57 PM
HIHI! Welcome to our happy home... please remember to keep hands nad feet inside the vehicle at all times and most importantly.. REMEMBER YOUR KITCHENWARE!! .. its dangerous to walk around unarmed, so its best to keep a rusty, dull spoon close at all times...
IndoGhost
07-26-2005, 05:32 PM
hey the names INDO but more importantly remember kitchenware is as improtant as vash said ... i prefer a good old metal teacup but spoons will do just as well
nightangel960
07-27-2005, 08:06 PM
Hey welcome to our little piece of the world. have fun
Lord Ravenclaw
07-28-2005, 02:46 AM
Hello Domnik! Welcome to Dark Lord Potter! Now looking at your age I must express caution in reading some posts...especially the HBP hate...err I mean spoiler posts, as many contain foul laguage, sexual references, adult content, and so on and so forth. Many of us are over eighteen years of age, and as such use curses in our posts in order to emphasize points we are trying to make.

Needless to say, we're also all a bit insane.

LONG LIVE DEATH BY KITCHENWARE!

-LR
Midknight
07-28-2005, 08:42 PM
Hello Domnik! Welcome to Dark Lord Potter! Now looking at your age I must express caution in reading some posts...especially the HBP hate...err I mean spoiler posts, as many contain foul laguage, sexual references, adult content, and so on and so forth. Many of us are over eighteen years of age, and as such use curses in our posts in order to emphasize points we are trying to make.

Needless to say, we're also all a bit insane.

LONG LIVE DEATH BY KITCHENWARE!

-LR

I think it's safe to say that at 13, wanting to visit a darklord forum, Dom is more then likely to dish it out as well as take/read it, lol.

Just remember don't get too excessive, b/c I enjoy using the edit function to add so many asteriks the post will be unreadable, muahahaha!
Nytmare
07-28-2005, 08:53 PM
Greetings young one!!!

you know come to think of it, why is it always kitchenware and not also kitchen appliances??
IndoGhost
07-28-2005, 09:11 PM
Greetings young one!!!

you know come to think of it, why is it always kitchenware and not also kitchen appliances??

u want to lift a stove?
Midknight
07-28-2005, 09:19 PM
Greetings young one!!!

you know come to think of it, why is it always kitchenware and not also kitchen appliances??

u want to lift a stove?


ROFL
Antivash
07-29-2005, 08:11 PM
u want to lift a stove?.. why not a refridgerater... get it up on the counter... politely ask your victim to lay down in front of it... then push it on them... or drop it from a window 6 stories up! FUN!
IndoGhost
07-29-2005, 09:50 PM
u want to lift a stove?.. why not a refridgerater... get it up on the counter... politely ask your victim to lay down in front of it... then push it on them... or drop it from a window 6 stories up! FUN!

true but too much work...and energy. but if you have all the time in the world by all means go ahead.
Dark Syaoran
07-30-2005, 03:14 AM
You people forget...... Harry has magic! He can hover the stover over people! Anyway... i'm gonna write something with Harry putting Vernon's hand in a blender :)
Lord Ravenclaw
07-30-2005, 02:43 PM
Its official. We're all insane. Anyways I just thought up a spell to create huge pockets of oxygen in your blood which would grow until your blood vessels and heart burst.
IndoGhost
07-30-2005, 04:35 PM
how long would it take for the heart and blood vessels to burst after saying the spell?
Midknight
07-30-2005, 05:56 PM
how long would it take for the heart and blood vessels to burst after saying the spell?

Within a few heartbeats generally is what happens when you get alarge air bubble in your blood stream from what I remember from health class, due to the blood pressure in our bodies being so forceful.
Lord Ravenclaw
07-30-2005, 10:59 PM
Which is why we need more kitchenware-related decappitations! We all love pretty red fountains!