Yo

[Solcry]

'allo there DLP. I'm somewhat new - that is, I've been lurking the forums and browsing the stories. Decided I might as well say hello as I plan to write a story sometime (when inspiration and time strike at the same time) so.. Yeah.

[Xiph0]

Hallo & Welcome.

[Cell]

Welcome to DLP.net.

[Dark Gogo]

Yes... welcome to DLP.net. We promote dark stories, hence the "Dark" part in Dark Lord Potter.

[Niffler Lord]

YO!! Greeting from DLP!!

[Master Slytherin]

Welcome to dlp!

[Lord Ravenclaw]

Welcome to DLP.Net!

[Yarrgh!]

Welcome, brother.

The disrobing room is to your right, your mudblood awaits you on your left.

[zEROfrustration]

Welcome!

And remember, if your mudblood doesn't appeal to you, you may purchase an upgrade to a halfblood for the price of 10 good posts and a further upgrade to a pureblood for the price of a story where-in Ginny dies a horribly painful death.

May you find shade this day,
zEROfrustration

[Solcry]

O.o?

Really - how.. interestting...

[CGB]

Welcome to DLP

[Antivash]

Welcome. *Touches Solcry* Now you have been touched by the great Lord Of Smut. GO, and write smut.

[madeyemoody]

Welcome..... May your first child be a masculine child

[Cupspeaker]

.....

Welcome to DLP!

Heres a tip: Dont post useless posts or you will be banned. I found out the hard way.

[Leibhaftige Finsternis]

Meh... ran out of original ideas for my usual envoy... oh well... I guess I do this the hard way... Welcome to DLP... hmmm... maybe I should stick with this... it seems much easier... nah... hopefully my period key stays functional... oh, and if you haven't figured it out already, I am mildly insane... but, then again, who isn't...

[Cupspeaker]

I am not insane. I am perfectly sane. I am sane. I am sane. I am sane. I am sane. Maybe if I keep telling myself then it will be true?

Anyways... so how did you hear about DLP solcry?

[Solcry]

Uh.. how did I hear of it?

I really have no idea - I think I clicked something by accident and found it xD