Intro

[Devil Incarnate]

Hello all!!!

I am Devil Incarnate and I have been browsing this website for days before registering.

I know, I'm a bleedin' coward, sue me.

I have read the reviews by many of the veterans and I must say I agree with most of them. Horrible spelling and grammar and overused stories are becoming too, too frequent for my tastes.

But, before I go I must declare my love for Harry/Bella, Harry/Tonks, and Harry/Narcissa ships. My hate for anything Ron, Hermione, and Ginny in a story and Harry just suddenly falling in love with Ginny and finding that "THE POWER OF LOVE CONQUERS ALL!!!!" and all that sh*t.[/quote]

[Nuit]

Greatings Devil Incarnate.

[Lord Ravenclaw]

Salutations Devil, make yourself at home! *cackles evilly*

[IndoGhost]

welcome..*evil laugh*hahahahahaha*end of evil laugh* my name in indo...my Marauder name is Count Indo :twisted:

[RagefulLlama]

I have decided to forward you to the following link:

http://forums.darklordpotter.net/viewtopic.php?t=486

think of it as phasing :twisted::twisted::twisted: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :twisted::twisted:

Welcome among us I'm sure you will fit right in :D

OK enough of that I'm not really like that but if one of the first threads I read when I register is that one than others should feel my pain 8) . . . well? do you feel it? :evil:

[Giovanni]

If you can make it through that thread then you truly belong here.

Welcome to the club of our mutual insanity :)

-Giovanni
Order of Merlin for having No Class.
Clinically Insane
Burned Ron's Chocolate Frog Card Collection
Headmaster of LSD academy for psychodelic drug users.


Well you get the picture.

[Dark Syaoran]

Oooo, we have the Devil amoung us! :D Welcome Satan!

[Lord Ravenclaw]

If you can make it through that thread without some sort of mental handicap, then you belong in a mental ward.

[Zevrillion]

Greetings my dear Devil.

[Vecna]

Never trust anyone here near you shiny, or pointy objects. Most have some sort of fetish for them, specifically er..... well just about everyone.

[Vecna]

Never trust anyone here near your shiny, or pointy objects. Most have some sort of fetish for them, specifically er..... well just about everyone.

[Devil Incarnate]

Thanks for inviting me in!

I just want to say something to Rageful Llama... EEEEEWWWWW!!!!
MAKE THE NIGHTMARES STOP, PLEASE!!!

(insert winning game music)

Congratulations! You have made a devil beg! For that you have earned a rat to dig through your intestines and a free lobotomy with a dull blender blade.

My weapon of choice is the coffee cup to beat to death. (insert evil cackle)

[Devil Incarnate]

Im sure you guys know what i meant with the coffe cup.

Everyone else (Lord Ravenclaw, Giovanni, IndoGhost, DarkSayoran, Vecna, Zevrillion) thank you, thank you you are too kind.

And, even though he did not post anything, Vash the Unholy is the author of some of my favorite stories. Keep on writing man!

(If you are the same person from ff.net)

Those fools, Im earning their trust and one day Ill drain them of their power! HAHAHAHAHA!

[Nuit]

Watch it Devil, or Harry Potter come and loves you to death.

[Lord Ravenclaw]

No, Danny boy will! *cackles*

[Giovanni]

Thanks for inviting me in!

I just want to say something to Rageful Llama... EEEEEWWWWW!!!!
MAKE THE NIGHTMARES STOP, PLEASE!!!

(insert winning game music)

Congratulations! You have made a devil beg! For that you have earned a rat to dig through your intestines and a free lobotomy with a dull blender blade.

My weapon of choice is the coffee cup to beat to death. (insert evil cackle)


LOL :)

Cmon admit it, you love the fic.

[Lord Ravenclaw]

I highly doubt it :puke:

[Giovanni]

Awww... Cmon don't act like you don't enjoy it.

Just wait till we post it on FF.net

[Nuit]

When to you plan to post it on FF.net.

[Antivash]

... Excellent *drums fingers like Mr. Burns* be sure to set up a dumby account.. dun want one of our genious author's actual accounts banned... too many shit H/G authors dominating hell...er.. ff.net.. which ever you prefer to call it...


And, even though he did not post anything, Vash the Unholy is the author of some of my favorite stories. Keep on writing man!

(If you are the same person from ff.net)

O_O *gasps* theyve found me! ... err.... anywya.. yep.. same vash the unholy from ff.net.. im workin on it slowly... but im usually dead after work though my scheduel changes in two weeks and wont have as much to do as students start classes by then, so more writing then! ^_^

[Devil Incarnate]

I have never been more disgusted in my entire life! *shifty eyes* Keep going going with that story. Destroy the world from inside it's mind. Don't you tell ANYONE I said that!

Vash, keep writing more Steel Wings of the Phoenix as soon as you can, alright?

By the way, I neglected to mention that I'm a high school freshman so I won't have much free time on my hands, but I will make sure that I review as much as possible.

Expect me on ff.net as a reviewer.

By the way, I just recently read a Harry/Bella story that made me sick to the core. The standard Harry gets abused, Voldemort saves him and turns nice,and Bella's exact words (grammatical errors and all) were, "Harry I'm sorry I killed Sirius. I was under the Imprio by my husband at the time. By the way its Black."

*Devil turns green and walks away*

[Giovanni]

Which story was this?

Oh you think YOU have no time?

Silly freshie... I am gonna be a Senior this year... Which means I might have free time... If I don't sleep.

[Devil Incarnate]

Well, SORRRY Giovanni!

I suppose I did not consider the time consuming capacities of a senior.

Forrrgive me.

:?

[Devil Incarnate]

Steel Wings of the Phoenix is a Love Hina story.

DUH :?

[Antivash]

*sigh* im wokring on it... i just cant get it to come out the way i want it... but it most certainly wont be out anytime this week... my scheduele chanes this week >_< fuckers... and i only get one day off.. no time to write...

and the harry/bella ... is that the one where voldie is claiming to she harry's parents ghosts smiling at him?

[Devil Incarnate]

No.

Vernon abuses Harry while HP is naked, hurts him bad in the crotch and Voldemort, Tonks, and Bella save him.

Ill try and find it again to show you.

[Devil Incarnate]

Found it.

Demon god of chaos's genesis

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2172296/1/

[Antivash]

ahh..that one.. ive read it already...like it, even though it is written pretty badly...

[Devil Incarnate]

:shock:

Well, we cant all agree on one thing