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Masked Critic
06-11-2006, 11:54 AM
I've been lurking around here for a week or two, and found you guys most amusing, if a little bit frightening, at times. So...

...I'm here!
...I'm weird!
...I'm quivering in fear!

...Yeah, so, you may have had a review from me on ffnet, in which case it was probably constructive. If you haven't it either means your story was THAT bad, or THAT good, or I haven't read it.

I'm probably what you would call a ship whore: I find all my fics based on the pairing. I'll usually only read HBella, Hfem!Blaise, HFleur, HOC, and my personal favorite, HONKS! If it has Remus/Tonks, I drop it instantly, unless it's in the background.

I'll probably kick around for a while, then wander off, only to be seen again a few months later, if at all.

I'll probably piss you off at some point in time, but then again, who hasn't?

Well, that's me, and stuff.

Later.

Antivash
06-11-2006, 01:09 PM
Loha and welcome. I greet you feel Honks fan.

Many know me as the unfair admin. I am. Dont irritate me or i will keel j0!

CGB
06-11-2006, 05:20 PM
Welcome to DLP

Lord Ravenclaw
06-11-2006, 05:22 PM
Welcome to DLP.Net!

Xantam
06-11-2006, 08:21 PM
Welcome to DLP. Don't mind the bodies.

Amerision
06-11-2006, 08:44 PM
Stay away from the weird people...just nod and agree.

Also, you must observe this important rule:

If you get banned, kindly stay banned, or Lord Ravenclaw will kick your ass and send you horseporn.

Masked Critic
06-11-2006, 10:43 PM
I'm not entirely sure I want to know, but...

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Horse porn?

I HAVE to hear this one.

Myst
06-11-2006, 10:59 PM
Welcome to DLP.... Click the link in my sig... its such funny.

Masked Critic
06-11-2006, 11:02 PM
...

I was entirely prepared to hate you for that one, but alas, your link is dead.

Does that mean I win?

Myst
06-11-2006, 11:21 PM
Yep, you got lucky... :p... I'll try and fix it some other time.

Master Slytherin
06-12-2006, 11:04 AM
...
...Welcome...
...to...
...dlp...
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nonjon
06-12-2006, 11:24 AM
Welcome to DLP.

(Give it time. You'll learn not to ask for the horse porn.)

apocalypsemeow
06-12-2006, 06:58 PM
Hwool, and welcome...
Ignore any people you feel vaguely threatened by, and try not to do anything banworthy!

zEROfrustration
06-13-2006, 07:23 AM
...You actually ASKED for horseporn ?!!!!!!

*shudder*

You should watch what you wish for, it might come true,
zEROfrustration

Masked Critic
06-13-2006, 03:52 PM
In truth, if I had seen horse porn, it probably would've made me giggle a little.

That's it. Just giggle, then close the window. No nightmares. No bleach.

Look up "Waita Uziga" on google, or google image search, and you'll quickly find out why.

I'll be around for your hate-filled replies all day.

nonjon
06-13-2006, 05:04 PM
Err... I tried it. Just looked like cartoons. Erm, excuse me. Hentai.

Should I be digging deeper?

Masked Critic
06-13-2006, 05:28 PM
Err... I tried it. Just looked like cartoons. Erm, excuse me. Hentai.

Should I be digging deeper?

Hmmm. Perhaps you've reached the wrong place. Yes, it is supposed to be hentai, but the guy I'm talking about is making, basically, ultra-snuff hentai. Basically, it's like he took Vash's "Lust of a Dark Soul," grabbed the most disgusting and evil torture parts in it, and started drawing it.

But should you be digging deeper? For your sanity's sake, no. But feel free to, anyways.

I found shit like this all the time when I was in early high school. Belonged to a website where we all just found stuff like Waita, and made fun of it. Sick fucks, most of 'em.
...On the other hand, the website did lead to the discovery of Giant Robot Vagina Lasers...

HiddenETC
06-13-2006, 06:42 PM
I suppose I should say "welcome to DLP" first, but I searched the Waita thing, and...I really did not need to see that stuff (I'm only thirteen..). Now that you've mentally scarred me - Welcome to DLP!

Xiph0
06-13-2006, 07:01 PM
Hmmm. Perhaps you've reached the wrong place. Yes, it is supposed to be hentai, but the guy I'm talking about is making, basically, ultra-snuff hentai. Basically, it's like he took Vash's "Lust of a Dark Soul," grabbed the most disgusting and evil torture parts in it, and started drawing it.

But should you be digging deeper? For your sanity's sake, no. But feel free to, anyways.

I found shit like this all the time when I was in early high school. Belonged to a website where we all just found stuff like Waita, and made fun of it. Sick fucks, most of 'em.
...On the other hand, the website did lead to the discovery of Giant Robot Vagina Lasers...

Rofl, Welcome to DLP.

I suppose I should say "welcome to DLP" first, but I searched the Waita thing, and...I really did not need to see that stuff (I'm only thirteen..). Now that you've mentally scarred me - Welcome to DLP!

Thus my appreciation of natural selection is fueled.

Masked Critic
06-13-2006, 07:15 PM
I suppose I should say "welcome to DLP" first, but I searched the Waita thing, and...I really did not need to see that stuff (I'm only thirteen..). Now that you've mentally scarred me - Welcome to DLP!

Yeah, that's about the same age I found it at, too. Just be thankful that I don't know if the goatse.cx guy is still on the 'net, or I might've ninja'd you to that, instead. goatse.cx, while less graphic than Waita Uziga, is worse because it's REAL. :puke:

*shudder*

Even I have limits...

Xiph0
06-13-2006, 07:24 PM
Goatse is still hosted at a number of sites, I believe.

Midknight
06-13-2006, 07:52 PM
Not to mention linking that on our site would of lead to my foot in your ass.

Stalicon
06-13-2006, 08:10 PM
Heh, welcome to DLP!

.....

So what am I supposed to say something meaningless and insightful now?

Cervus
06-13-2006, 08:21 PM
Urgh... Goatse... no thanks.

Welcome to the site!