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cmuylistoooo
11-02-2005, 01:30 AM
well i have been lurking around here ever since these forums started. i just never signed up. just felt like posting. whatsup?

edit: yes i am a lazy fuck.:)

Necrule Paen
11-02-2005, 01:40 AM
Hello, cmuylistoooo. Welcome to the asylum. Would you like to be tied to the bed or a straight jacket and a padded room? My recommendation is the padded room, you could still bounce around all night if you wanted to.

Don't forget to assign yourself kitchenware before someone shows initiative and buys a Big Book of Kitchenware.

Antivash
11-02-2005, 06:01 AM
hola! welcome to our happy home!

you need a ktchenware item of doom!... i assign you the fruit/vegetable juicer of juicy chaos!

Cervus
11-02-2005, 06:13 AM
Hello and welcone.

Use your fruit/vegetable juicer of juicy chaos with care. I recommend using it on H/G shippers, their screams are oddly satisfying

Zevrillion
11-02-2005, 12:24 PM
Hello and welcome.

Sepanto
11-02-2005, 01:03 PM
NAY! thou needn't use thou's Kitchenware on H/G's, it is blasphemy! if thou does that, what should thee do? Thou art useth thou's kitchenware versus slashers!

DGD
11-02-2005, 03:15 PM
Welcome to our lair. MUAHAHAHA. Nice Kitchenware item.

IndoGhost
11-02-2005, 05:53 PM
Hi. I'm Indo.

Lord Ravenclaw
11-02-2005, 07:01 PM
Greetings and welcome...use your fruit juicer well.

mournthewicked
11-02-2005, 11:00 PM
Greetings and welcome...use your fruit juicer well.

*drags self out of gutter*

Welcome!

Lord Ravenclaw
11-02-2005, 11:01 PM
Oy you! Mind out of the gutter!

mournthewicked
11-02-2005, 11:04 PM
My mind is perpetually in the gutter, thank you. Rare moments when it isn't.

Midknight
11-02-2005, 11:06 PM
My mind is perpetually in the gutter, thank you. Rare moments when it isn't.

See I knew there was more then a hundred reasons we kept her!


Welcome to the family, try not to kill anyone who hates slash prz, ty

mournthewicked
11-02-2005, 11:07 PM
My mind is perpetually in the gutter, thank you. Rare moments when it isn't.

See I knew there was more then a hundred reasons we kept her!

What are we, on Reason #9,802,734,980,712,098,347,109,823,749,817,234?

Lord Ravenclaw
11-02-2005, 11:14 PM
I thought it was reason #3...or was it #2? :twisted:

mournthewicked
11-02-2005, 11:21 PM
I thought it was reason #3...or was it #2? :twisted:

Evil.

Or is it that low because it is that important? It is just #3 of MILLIONS, my minions!

*start of evil laugh, tackles sound tech and ties him up*

Lord Ravenclaw
11-02-2005, 11:22 PM
No dice, he was a decoy. The real one is mastermining this evil laugh business.

Mwhahahahahaha!

mournthewicked
11-02-2005, 11:26 PM
Yes, I figured that out. Maybe we can torture him for some info. I have him tied up with Paris Hilton and Ru Paul right now. They're going to work on him.








MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Midknight
11-02-2005, 11:38 PM
she likes to tie ppl up, reason #102

mournthewicked
11-02-2005, 11:39 PM
I like to do more than that. :wink:

Midknight
11-02-2005, 11:40 PM
Yeah but if I mention the feathers, cool whip, and plastic wrap the thread will be moved to S&P section!

mournthewicked
11-02-2005, 11:44 PM
Keep it in your imagination, then. XD

Midknight
11-02-2005, 11:48 PM
Nada, just made a new thread =)

Demon God of Chaos
11-20-2005, 05:22 AM
Hello and welcone.

Use your fruit/vegetable juicer of juicy chaos with care. I recommend using it on H/G shippers, their screams are oddly satisfying

true.. i suggest putting a knife deep in their bellies and then slicing through the body so the fluids wil come out...

Lord Necros
11-20-2005, 05:24 AM
Hello and welcone.

Use your fruit/vegetable juicer of juicy chaos with care. I recommend using it on H/G shippers, their screams are oddly satisfying

true.. i suggest putting a knife deep in their bellies and then slicing through the body so the fluids wil come out...

I tend to agree with my friend on that but I would rather used a nice cast Iron skillet and smash there skulls in

Demon God of Chaos
11-20-2005, 05:29 AM
Hello and welcone.

Use your fruit/vegetable juicer of juicy chaos with care. I recommend using it on H/G shippers, their screams are oddly satisfying

true.. i suggest putting a knife deep in their bellies and then slicing through the body so the fluids wil come out...

I tend to agree with my friend on that but I would rather used a nice cast Iron skillet and smash there skulls in

hmm why not a chain saw?

I bet that will make them scream in fear :twisted:

DGD
11-20-2005, 02:33 PM
Beacuse it must be KITCHENWARE. And no, you may not cut your bread with whatever the fu*k you want!

Demon God of Chaos
11-20-2005, 02:52 PM
Beacuse it must be KITCHENWARE. And no, you may not cut your bread with whatever the fu*k you want!

who said that a chainsaw isn't kitchenware? in a restaurant i knwo they use them to chop up cow carcasses for food or soemthign like that. it creeps teh people who sit there out but that's just the way things go there. the food is good there but i think i heard soemthing about tehm having to closen down due to teh racket that disturbs some ellderly people.

with kitchenwar i'd just use the Butcher Knife of Destruction...

slit the bich her throat and then be done with it...

Lord Osiris
11-20-2005, 09:14 PM
No way way you must all get in on with the Spatulator, sent back through time for one pupose...to expose all the weak Kitchenware and dominate over the lesser beings! Meh i dont fully understand the deal with kitchenware, but was i right to make my kitchenware the spatulator? so yeh an explination would be good!?

ip82
11-20-2005, 10:03 PM
who said that a chainsaw isn't kitchenware? in a restaurant i knwo they use them to chop up cow carcasses for food or soemthign like that. it creeps teh people who sit there out but that's just the way things go there. the food is good there but i think i heard soemthing about tehm having to closen down due to teh racket that disturbs some ellderly people.

That's what I told them, but do they listen? Noooo, they had to assign me fucking chopsticks. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH FUCKING CHOPSTICKS!? MAKE HER LAUGH TO DEATH!??

Sree
11-20-2005, 10:37 PM
who said that a chainsaw isn't kitchenware? in a restaurant i knwo they use them to chop up cow carcasses for food or soemthign like that. it creeps teh people who sit there out but that's just the way things go there. the food is good there but i think i heard soemthing about tehm having to closen down due to teh racket that disturbs some ellderly people.

That's what I told them, but do they listen? Noooo, they had to assign me fucking chopsticks. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH FUCKING CHOPSTICKS!? MAKE HER LAUGH TO DEATH!??

lmfao, Fine, since we all like your story so much, we'll make it flaming barbed weighted chopsticks that you can throw. Happy?

Lord Ravenclaw
11-21-2005, 12:16 AM
You know, at slaughter houses they use stainless-steel bandsaws...but those aren't really kitchenware.