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Dead Link The Average Romance in 75 Words or Less by LeRob - G

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Rob, Jan 11, 2007.

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4/5, 12 votes
  1. Rob

    Rob Looked into the void

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    Jan 11, 2007 #1
    Title: The Average Romance in 75 Words or Less
    Author: LeRob
    Genre: Romance/Humour
    DLP-Cat: Humour
    Rating: G (if you can't handle the word 'sex' and 'orgasm' without giggling, this fic isn't for you).
    Pairing: Harry/?

    Summary: A short vignette on Harry's most perfect romance. Parodies virtually all romance fics.

    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2852982/1/

    :::

    I only posted this because I was told to by the Pirate Captain. Really, the most funny thing about it is the first review, especially if you've been on IRC any in the past.


    Checked by Minion, Nov. 18, 2012
    Dead Link. If you are able to locate the story elsewhere, feel free to inform someone.
     
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  2. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Jan 11, 2007 #2
    It has a parody review up too!

    This made me snort... But why didn't their love kill Voldemort?
     
  3. Yarrgh!

    Yarrgh! Pirate King

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    Jan 11, 2007 #3
    This is the best fic I've ever read. 5/5 for effort, 1,000,000,000,000/5 for execution.
     
  4. Klael

    Klael Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Jan 11, 2007 #4
    Zzzzomg So Good I Wannna Read More

    Thats Teh Roxorz Gr8ist Ever Update Plz
     
  5. TheIllusiveOne

    TheIllusiveOne Raptured to Hell

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    Jan 12, 2007 #5
    Well it certainly has an apt title. Other then that though, it's just a waste of time and not funny. 1/5.
     
  6. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Jan 12, 2007 #6
    I'll kill you Illusive, with all the love and wonder of H/G.

    5/5
     
  7. The Dark Lord Squash

    The Dark Lord Squash Denarii Host

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    Jan 12, 2007 #7
    I liked it. I give it a 5/5. The first review still cracks me up.
     
  8. KeshinNoAkui

    KeshinNoAkui Seventh Year

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    Jan 12, 2007 #8
    It's both funny, and painstakingly stupid.

    4/5 from me cause it needed more 'hawt H/D buttsecks'.
     
  9. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Jan 12, 2007 #9
    Good for a chuckle and a decent fic.

    4/5 cause it didn't have the love killing Voldemort.
     
  10. Vir

    Vir Centauri Ambassador ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Jan 12, 2007 #10
    It made me laugh while at work. It gets a good mark from me, however it could have used some voldemort dying. 4/5
     
  11. Rob

    Rob Looked into the void

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    Jan 13, 2007 #11
    God, guys. If Voldemort were to die, it would have to be '... in 100 Words.'
     
  12. huntedorange

    huntedorange Seventh Year

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    Brilliant, really liked this. 5/5 and i do agree the best bit is the first review
     
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