Spears: Beat It 'Til It's Dead

[Averis]

Stupid Slut (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080104/ap_en_mu/people_spears)

It was only a matter of time I suppose.

Thoughts?

[Jearom]

Somewhere Justin Timberlake is repeating for the millionth time, "Damn I'm glad that Bitch broke up with me!"

[Nuhuh]

Thoughts?

Yeah, annoyed as hell to see this post here.

I clicked thinking something about her being posted at DLP could only mean massive violence or retardation that would result in much lulz for the board.

Instead it's the same shit that's on the newstands screaming at me with their bolded size 72pt fonts.

Keep the tabloids in the grocery check out lines where they belong.

Don't post shit about Britney, Ubiquitous Rich Blond Slut # 2, Ubiquitous Rich Blond Slut # 3, or any of the others.

UNLESS Something of such epic scale occurs like a decapitation, spontaneous intestinal explosion that we can all legitimately laugh over.

[Averis]

Taking her kids hostage and being carried out on a stretcher doesn't apply?

I think your anger is misplaced. I thought it was a legitimate reason for debate, and more importantly, lulz.

But maybe I'm wrong. And maybe you're just being a prick.

[Antivash]

Taking her kids hostage and being carried out on a stretcher doesn't apply.

I Don't think your anger is misplaced. I thought it was an illegitimate reason for gossip-mongering, and more importantly, lulz at my failery..

I'm wrong to have posted this.

I fix'ded ur post, Averis.

No, this is not lulz. Nor do I see any potential for debate. What is there to debate? She's a retarded bitch. Full Stop. And there sure as fuck aint no Lulz here.

This (http://www.youtube.com/user/itschriscrocker) is the only reason Britney can be lulz anymore. Everything else is just predictable. I cant wait for that one faggy Professor dude's prediction to come true and she just commits suicide.

SO COME ON BRITNEY! BE AN HERO!

[Averis]

Good one, Vash.

I still laughed, however, when I thought of how the children were doomed--stuck with the worst kind of wigger (and that's saying something) as a father, a potentially suicidal former child star as a mother, and a grandmother that is single-handedly responsible for both their mother and aunt (who is pregnant at sixteen).

Sorry. I get a high off the misfortune of those that can help it, and won't.

But, yeah. Message Recieved;

no moar shpers 4 Dlp.

[Nuhuh]

The point and the message which you eventually received was:

no moar shpers 4 Dlp.

It wasn't personal.

That was your choice to make it so, as you did:

And maybe you're just being a prick.

Which is an opinion you're free to have.

[That Wench]

Mmm, I've been rooting on Britney getting her act together this year, but meh. She's a fuck up.

Making a thread about her numerous escapades is pointless since we've all heard about it ... and I doubt anyone cares.
-shrug-
But hey ... I still kinda liked her new songs .. maybe? .. yes?
>_>

<_<

But maybe I'm wrong. And maybe you're just being a prick
...No. That was him verbalising what most people were thinking .. but then again, I'm biased.
Happy New Year.

[Midknight]

I feel bad for her kids.

But hey, she's old news, Hi Jamie Lynn, we're going to be spending a great 2008 talking about what a dip-shit you are to be rich, sexy as shit, and stupid enough to not use both the pill and rubbers.

[The Duke]

ROFL wake up from my hangover delerium to find this posted all over the news, what a great way to start the day...

[Niffler Lord]

Opps she did it again....

Seriously is anyone surprised by this? I'm not. Just wondering when she would start making pron movies...

I don't feel bad for her kids. It's a good thing it happened now and not when they were older and can actually remember this. I'm glad they are away from her.

[Antivash]

Agrd. I pity these kids. This cunt as a mother? And the epically worthless bastard "K-FED" bein the father.

Wow.

And I thought I had been fucked with MY father. o.o

[Giovanni]

This morning I was watching the Today Show on NBC. 15 minutes of this followed by 10 minutes about some missing white girl.

I hate the US Media.

[Mordac]

This morning I was watching the Today Show on NBC. 15 minutes of this followed by 10 minutes about some missing white girl.

I hate the US Media.

I know the media are horrible for reporting on missing white people, there should be a missing people quota for minorities.

[Giovanni]

I know the media are horrible for reporting on missing white people, there should be a missing people quota for minorities.

Or there should be a story about the 47 million people in this country who have to worry about their kid getting 423 dollar sick, or one about the "pocket veto" President Bush claimed in spite of the fact that Congress was still in session, or one about a whole host of issues that effect more people than some stupid cunt who had the bad sense to not take proper precautions and wound up missing.

[Mordac]

Or there should be a story about the 47 million people in this country who have to worry about their kid getting 423 dollar sick, or one about the "pocket veto" President Bush claimed in spite of the fact that Congress was still in session, or one about a whole host of issues that effect more people than some stupid cunt who had the bad sense to not take proper precautions and wound up missing.

Missing people are reported for a reason--so that people might recognize them in case they see them. Your blaming the victim is laughable, and just shows how much of a hypocrite you are.

[Coyote]

Hey folks, let's watch Gio be an annoying fag! Again!

[Giovanni]

Missing people are reported for a reason--so that people might recognize them in case they see them. Your blaming the victim is laughable, and just shows how much of a hypocrite you are.

Yes, they're reported missing, for the cops. Not for dozens of 15 minute news stories.

[Dark Syaoran]

...Yeah. This shit about the missing person is just stupid. 10 minutes is nothing compared to the air-time for that little British girl who was 'kidnapped' but is probably at the bottom of a lake somewhere by now. That shit was spammed everywhere for ages.

Back on topic, I thought it was pretty funny. The train-wreck has become a smoldering pile of ash.

[Midknight]

Fuck missing people, you know what REALLY pisses me off?

You still see shit on the news about Jon Benet Ramsey's killing.

One of the parents, or the little brother did it, reading the various police statements in the god fucking knows how long their investigation has been ongoing, it's clear cut and obvious as hell.

And yet, no arrests, no nothing, and the press beat the shit out of it for years and years. Every month or two some dipshit brings it back up, glosses over it again, and lets it almost die, then repeats.

[Dark Syaoran]

Someone should murder the entire family.

...but then I guess the story would get even more air-time.

[Taure]

So then someone should blow up the news stations at the same time.

[Dark Syaoran]

Back to the topic, somewhat, who wants to speculate how long it'll take her sisters life to mirror her own?

Little-Spears has her beat on who was younger when they got pregnant first.

What's next on the list?

[Giovanni]

Has KFed-Brit made a porno yet?

[Dark Syaoran]

Apparently, there was a sex tape. I don't know if it ever made it to the internet, though there are thousands of ads and shit I've seen claiming its on here.

Not sure if it's real or not.

[Riley Poole]

It is real, I managed to get it via frostwire. It sucked. Anyway, I think the next thing on the list is whether Jamie will start doing drugs at a younger age or not.

[Midknight]

Its not real. The one everyone I know claims to be it, is a brunette girl slopping a cock. Zoom out and you can clearly see it's not her. Or get the full version where she takes lips off the knob, and it's really obvious it isn't her.

But she did say she'd sue if a sex tape of her and Kevin came out, and made a few other comments to be pretty obvious there is one.

[Averis]

OH, for a second I thought you were saying "Jamie Lynn Spears" sextape.

And that, my friends, is wrong.

But I don't think Jamie Lynn will become quite as bad as her sister--in fact, I think the fucked up twisted world we live in will support her despite the fact she's an idiot, and in a few years (after she names her son or daughter Apple Martini or some shit) we'll be hearing about them all over the news.

But I still don't think she'll flip.

My reasoning is--my sister ended up with three kids by the time she was 21. She's eight years older than me. I'm 20.

Guess how many kids I have? If an older sibling fucks up royally, the younger has a good chance of deviating from that path.

[Dark Syaoran]

You're also of different gender.

I don't think she'll be as bad, but I think she'll do some shit worthy of her sister in the years to come.

[Midknight]

My reasoning is--my sister ended up with three kids by the time she was 21. She's eight years older than me. I'm 20.


We had 2 by 21 as well, but my point was, she's richer then hell, knows her sister is a giant fuck up, and still put herself in a fucked situation.

Their family apples don't fall far from the tree with that one.

[OSWorker]

No Spam. - Vash

[Iztiak]

Alright OS, I'm going to be nice and assume you haven't lurked, and therefore don't know the forum rules.

Y'see, there's this thing called "necroposting".... Or in other words, posting in a very old, non-library thread with nothing particularly relevant to say.
And needless to say, it is frowned upon here at DLP.

So don't do it.

And get rid of the bananas.

[Skykes]

Thread aint very old, only 4 months, still necroposting though.

And get rid of the bananas.
They aren't bananas, they are dildos you can get ass raped with in exchange for eh...something.

[Mechanicalchrist]

....yeah -- i agree, people are basically getting sick of the same old rock/hip-hop/r&b bullsh*t :mad:..... and there is just this big upsurge from a new style coming out of Europe :banana:-- best place i've found it so far is a compilation series called 'euro club hits' on itunes -- or check this link::banana: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZSearch.woa/wa/advancedSearchResults?albumTerm=Euro+Club+Hits+Vol +

Shameless self-promotion on my DLP?

[Murton]

It's not your DLP. It's xion's. Heil! o/

[headbanger]

Rape the necro! zomz

[Solomon]

Why hasn't that spambot been banned yet? This is a clone of his other post.