Most Epic reason to divorce. Ever. [Archive]

Aekiel

01-09-2008, 05:42 PM

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080109/tod-uk-poland-brothel-b7e5c6f_1.html

I just found this on Yahoo News and it almost made me shit myself laughing XD.

Some guy over in Poland was 'taking some time off' after work and decided to visit a brothel... Only to find that his wife was one of the employees there :D. They're getting divorced now, but if that ain't the most epic reason to divorce someone, I'll be shocked :p.

Still, makes you wonder. Who's more in the wrong? The husband who goes to a brothel, or the wife that works in one... I say the wife :banana:.

Aekiel

Dark Jedi Knight

01-09-2008, 06:25 PM

Still, makes you wonder. Who's more in the wrong? The husband who goes to a brothel, or the wife that works in one... I say the wife :banana:.

Aekiel

Personally, I'd say the husband, because a job is a job, no matter how disgusting or unsightly it is.

Aekiel

01-09-2008, 06:33 PM

Personally, I'd say the husband, because a job is a job, no matter how disgusting or unsightly it is.

Yeah, but put it in perspective. He goes to a brothel maybe once or twice a month (if he's not that desperate) and shags one girl. She goes to a brothel, ends up with three different guys a night and works whenever her husband is out of town...

Aekiel

Cruentus

01-09-2008, 06:44 PM

both are at fault here. I mean if both of them were really cheating then they must not of been very committed.

The Duke

01-09-2008, 06:47 PM

This is made of win and awesomeness, have a cookie NOW! ;)

Aekiel

01-09-2008, 06:56 PM

This is made of win and awesomeness, have a cookie NOW! ;)

Why thank you, would it happen to be chocolate chip?

both are at fault here. I mean if both of them were really cheating then they must not of been very committed.

While that is true, there are different standards set for those who commit adultery. If a man cheats it's generally held that he's at fault and that the wife may play a peripheral role in not being 'enough' for him. If a woman cheats it can be blamed on a whole host of things, but in this case she's pretty much irredeemable; whoring yourself out for cash is in a whole other league to having a bit of fun on the side... At least in my opinion.

Still, must have been a really awkward moment when they saw each other :D.

Aekiel

Andromalius

01-09-2008, 07:15 PM

That's great.

KtheGreat

01-09-2008, 08:51 PM

MellowYellow

01-09-2008, 08:56 PM

Personally, I'd say the husband, because a job is a job, no matter how disgusting or unsightly it is.

I agree with Dark Jedi Night the man is more at fault but the wife should have been more honest with her job.

Lindow

01-09-2008, 09:03 PM

I wonder what the children of these two people thought about this whole situation.

Kardikek

01-09-2008, 09:06 PM

So you got to wonder if he started an argument when he saw her, or payed for another whore and walked past her.

And I think the wife is more at fault. Obviously the guy is going to a brothel because he is not satisfied. She's not satisfying him because she's screwing a bunch of guys for money. She should get a real job, and go fuck her husband. Maybe then this wouldn't have happened.

And I think the husband is more at fault. Obviously she's going to a brothel because he's not satisfying her as he's sick and tired of his dead beat job. He could get a real job, fuck his wife properly like a real man with a proper income and maybe this wouldn't have happened.

Idiot.

Stalicon

01-09-2008, 10:04 PM

There is no 'more right' here. They did the exact same thing.

Though I'd love to have seen their faces.

fuubar

01-09-2008, 10:09 PM

Freaking hilarious.

As for who's at fault I'm gonna have to go with both of them. I wonder what there faces looked like when they saw each other?

evantide1

01-09-2008, 10:45 PM

We can't determine who's more at fault until we get more information. If we knew more about their financial situation, relationship, and maybe some other info, like if he ever visited that or any other brothels before, we would have a much easier time in deciding.

As it stands, the woman is more at fault, but the man is almost even with her. She is more at fault because she has worked at that brothel before and longer, while this maybe the man's first time in any brothel. Also, if the woman wasn't getting satisfied, all she would have to do is tell that to the man.

Lindow

01-09-2008, 10:47 PM

Freaking hilarious.

As for who's at fault I'm gonna have to go with both of them. I wonder what there faces looked like when they saw each other?

I'm going to say their face look liked this...
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/14/33/22683314.jpg

malaga

01-09-2008, 11:07 PM

No, I'd say more like this:

http://www.gadgetizer.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/kensei-humanoid-robot.jpg

Dark Syaoran

01-09-2008, 11:11 PM

Lindow

01-09-2008, 11:17 PM

malaga I do have to say yours is better, and got a laugh out of me. Though my pic was the best I could find on google, no matter what search I did on google I got porn. Really annoying at the time.

Jamven

01-09-2008, 11:35 PM

malaga I do have to say yours is better, and got a laugh out of me. Though my pic was the best I could find on google, no matter what search I did on google I got porn. Really annoying at the time.

Porn... Annoying?

Blasphemy

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Anyway way according to the article, the women had been lying to her husband about where and what she was doing. But I will still need more info before I pass judgment on this case...

franki

01-10-2008, 03:10 AM

This rank just behind an tabloid article on a whale in Vistula river in it's epicness (sp?). And that was some awesome shit.

Knowing our (Polish) judical system, it will take quite some time for the divorce to finalize and the judges will be pissing themself from laughter.

Marie M

01-10-2008, 04:03 AM

I'm sure it's safe to assume that the wife never told him about her true line-of-work. She's been lying since they first met, or since she first started this job. Which ever one goes, it's still bad.

She's also slept with heaps of other men.

All I've got to say is, the husband was in the wrong for going there for sex in the first place, but the fact that she had been lying for god-knows how long and fucking other men on a regular basis makes her the 'larger of two evils', as it were.

In that case, yes, women is at fault, but it's also completely possible that husband had a very small salary and they had lots of problems with money, so she decided to help out and find a job.

After lots of searching she only found that one in brothel and as they were desperate, she took the job, not telling her husband what it was (or lying that it was something else) because she didn't want to hurt him.

In that case, she's not 'larger of two evils' as you say.

I really can't say who's more at fault here, without knowing their economical background and number of times husband visited brothel, the only thing I can safely say is that both are guilty and that whole situation amuses fuck out of me.

Calis Clayr

01-10-2008, 04:10 AM

As mentioned before, more info is needed to pass accurate judgement. As it stands now, I agree with Dark Syaoran.

It still is funny as hell though. :p

Banner

01-10-2008, 11:01 AM

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080109/tod-uk-poland-brothel-b7e5c6f_1.html

I just found this on Yahoo News and it almost made me shit myself laughing XD.
Still, makes you wonder. Who's more in the wrong? The husband who goes to a brothel, or the wife that works in one... I say the wife Aekiel

If the marriage vows included promises of sexual fidelity, then the wife broke her oath first and worst. If it's an open marriage, then he'll have to be careful about what grounds he states as reason for the divorce.;)

claypigeon

01-10-2008, 12:13 PM

I'm kinda curious about how long each of them was visiting brothels. If she has been working there for years while her husband was visiting other brothels, how many hookers was she helping to support.

Bukay

01-11-2008, 09:27 PM

Now that's amusing... I wonder how I missed it.

As for who is to be blamed.... hell, they're worth each.

It would seem that chances that a man visiting brothels will meet his wife as a worker there is as high as orphaned siblings trying to get married :)

Drajjen

01-12-2008, 06:03 PM

Errr..sorry Marie M, but I don't give a damn if they are eating dirt or worms for supper every night, the women is still very much at fault for getting a job that requires her to fuck different men every night, and NOT tell her husband about it.

That being said, the same thing can be said for him, whether he is happy at home or not, he should have never went to the brothel in the first place. Really no excuse for that either.

Who would I blame more (just as a personal opinion)? I think the wife (only becuase we know so little about at the moment). It's one thing to go out and shag someone once in a blue moon, it's quite another to shag 10 different men a night.

But like I said, we don't know the details. The man could of been dropping a friend off at the brothel....they could have an open marraige, as mentioned before....they may absolutly despise each other, but can't divorce for whatever reason.

/shrug, funny shit though.

Tarnished Blade

01-12-2008, 06:13 PM

Well now that he knows where everyone else's dick has been in his wife, he's probably running to the doc's to get a screening.

He'd probably be luck just to get the 'clap'.

lnky

01-12-2008, 06:37 PM

If they had money problems, they could have talked to each other to find a solution and maybe the husband would even be comprehensive if his wife suggest prostitution as a last ressort. He might even suggest it himself.

And if they have communication problems, they should have divorced way before.

Beside, if money was an issue, I doubt the husband would have had enough to pay a whore in the first place.

Krogan

01-12-2008, 07:29 PM

I have to go with Drajjen on this one, even if they were having money issues there are an awful damn lot of things that could make more money a lot easier than working in a brothel and on the off chance she had no other resort she should have told her husband. If the guy goes to a brothel once in a while yes its bad that hes cheating but if shes working there every time the poor bastard isnt home screwing tons of guys then shes most definitley the person at fault.

thapagan

01-12-2008, 09:14 PM

There is very little stigma attached to men "selling" or "buying" females for marriage ( doweries/ bride price) but if a women is to sell herself, well we have laws about that now don't we.......

Fenraellis

01-12-2008, 11:47 PM

Well, both Syaoran and Marie have a valid point, but I suppose it all comes down to who did it first, and how often, in a way. Neither of them are in the right, obviously, in regards to infidelity, and while it is possible to go to a brothel, even if you are in dire straights financially, it's just not likely. I would imagine that she got the job after they got married, as it would be a pretty difficult thing to hide for a long period of time.
Hmm... Random thought, if he is the type of guy that might visit a brothel, might not his friends be the same, and have seen his wife there before. If his friends were doing his wife, and not telling him about her working there, now that is harsh. Then again, if one were a relatively upstanding citizen, and they chose to visit a brothel, it's likely they would go to one that is far from their regular domain... another reason why his wife might have been working at that particular brothel, hmm...

Anyway, there are all sorts of aspects that we won't know about the matter, that makes it impossible to pass reasoned judgment on the matter. Both of them are perpetrators of infidelity, and dishonesty, as far as we cansee.

Chicklepea

01-15-2008, 08:24 AM

I disagree with the whole idea that the woman was not being satisfied so she went elsewhere... If I were in a marriage and thought, you know what, this isn't working, I think I might go find some guy to fuck, I would not go to a brothel and get a job. Why would I want to go and shag some fat desperate twat who is riddled with desises and couldn't pleasure his way out of a paper bag. If she was unhappy in marrage wouldn't she just go to a bar and pick up random guys?

It seems as though it was more about money... But where did her husband think she was getting this extra money from? Unless he thought she had a nice paying night job or something... I think the woman is either mentally deranged, (she likes that sort of thing and gets off on it) or needed money desperatly and hadn't the qualifications or the brain power to get a decent job.

The man is a man. I mean, don't brothels offer more than just sex? From what I've heard you can get lap dances or shows like that in them too. Which isn't cheating by the way. It all depends on what the man planned to do at the brothel... did he go alone or was he in a group of friends? Because that would have made the situation even more hilarious... but if he was with friends he might not have planned on doing anything naughty. (call me naive).

Personally I think the man got what he deserved, and the woman got half of his estate, or half of his debts, whichever. I wonder what reason they will give their future spouses for their devorce...

Aekiel

01-15-2008, 09:18 AM

The man is a man. I mean, don't brothels offer more than just sex? From what I've heard you can get lap dances or shows like that in them too. Which isn't cheating by the way. It all depends on what the man planned to do at the brothel... did he go alone or was he in a group of friends? Because that would have made the situation even more hilarious... but if he was with friends he might not have planned on doing anything naughty. (call me naive).

See now that's the kind of attitude I want all of my girlfriends to have :D.

Also, the way it was written implies that he went there by himself. But I digress, lap dancing could have been on the menu for him that night.

Aekiel

Paimon

01-19-2008, 04:39 PM

They both need to be shoven into an oven.

KirijamaScion

01-21-2008, 07:32 PM

Regardless of who was doing who or how many times they were both wrong, and hell I'd say that they probably shouldn't have wed in the first place. They should have just done what most marriages do, the husband fucks the wife, and she nags money out of him later.

course if he was out of town that doesn't work, and since he was probably getting some from ladies of the evening in every place he traveled... well they're both stupid... both of them. Her for being in a brothel close to home where any man in town might frequent and then leak the news to the husband, and him for visititing a brothel close enough to town for the same reason.

joethelion

01-27-2008, 10:02 PM

Reminds me of this Australian advertisment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yChInvz8gIg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yChInvz8gIg)

Which I really hate and just got to me every time I saw it on TV, though I'm fairly sure some people complained and it's now off air.

Either way, it's still just strange.

As for who's at fault, more then likely both are and when the truth came out they would have probably divorced anyway. Just having the truth come out at the brothel makes it great.

Blaise

01-28-2008, 04:54 PM

They could totally salvage this, if they wanted: make some X-rated net flicks.

She works at a brothel, so it's not like she's unwilling...
Maybe the hubby just needs some practice. Or some Viagra, or Firm-A-Dick, or whatever enhancement drugs are out there. Good sex + more time together + higher income = saved marriage.

Banner

01-28-2008, 05:11 PM

Blaise

01-28-2008, 05:25 PM

* sigh *
* shakes head *
So young, to be so cynical.

And here I was thinking I was being optimistic, if a bit satirical.

Aekiel

01-30-2008, 04:38 PM

And here I was thinking I was being optimistic, if a bit satirical.

And only slightly sarcastic too! :D

Aekiel

Midknight

01-30-2008, 10:11 PM

There are some things a man just doesn't want to do with the mother of his kids/wife.

Anal, facials, rimjobs come to mind right off. You wouldn't want your wife kissing your kids goodnight with the same mouth that was just on your winking shitter would you?

Maybe the guy got off on pain or something wierd he wouldn't ask his wife to do out of love or respect, but it was a kink just too much to not get.

And my wife agrees, the chick is way in the wrong, a guy's nearly goddamned genetically programmed to want to spread the seed, a girl is not, well unless she's a total whore or something's wrong with her anyhow.

Either way, he went, he gets 1 or 2 chicks, goes home to her. She goes, and wears the lining off that twat servicing more men then a waiter at a busy resturant.

blackghost

02-02-2008, 06:42 AM

Banner

02-02-2008, 12:25 PM

Is it any wonder why he went there when his wife was banging like 20 guys a shift? I seriously doubt he would have gone there if there wasn't either problems with the marriage or complications with his sex life due to her being a... well whore.

Edit~ And why didn't she just bloody strip?! You can probably make just as much money from that and it's less degrading to the socity at large. O.o;

If she enjoyed her work, then he might well have reaped some serious benefits from having a skilled partner. As for stripping, well, the hours probably wouldn't have corresponded well with keeping him from getting suspicious, right?

Blaming the wife for the husband skivving off work to go exercise his hormones is theorizing ahead of the data. By the standards of MY society and marriage, they are both oathbreakers. When I read it, I figured that she committed the first and worst offense. The point is that they are part of a different social group and are governed by what could be utterly different mores.

Mostly, I wonder what she was doing with the money she earned. Did he think she had a more usual day job, and just added her wages into the family income? Did she hide it, and use it to buy stuff for herself, while living off his income?

blackghost

02-02-2008, 06:03 PM

If she enjoyed her work, then he might well have reaped some serious benefits from having a skilled partner. As for stripping, well, the hours probably wouldn't have corresponded well with keeping him from getting suspicious, right?

Blaming the wife for the husband skivving off work to go exercise his hormones is theorizing ahead of the data. By the standards of MY society and marriage, they are both oathbreakers. When I read it, I figured that she committed the first and worst offense. The point is that they are part of a different social group and are governed by what could be utterly different mores.

Mostly, I wonder what she was doing with the money she earned. Did he think she had a more usual day job, and just added her wages into the family income? Did she hide it, and use it to buy stuff for herself, while living off his income? I don't blame the wife but SOMETHING had to be amiss for something this random to happen as the odds to me are astronomical that he would find her brothel and see her. It's either a case of he was already doing it and she didn't know, or it's like I said and he wanted some because she was tired from work/embarrassed/nervous about him finding out.

As for the money it is easily hidden in brown bags. My half brother is going through some crap where his mom stole 186k from him and at least 100k was turned into cash and hidden in her house. I can see her hiding a good bit for 'insurance' so as to not arise suspision.