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Abby
04-10-2008, 08:46 PM
I'm Abby. I'm excited to be here.

Humbolt
04-10-2008, 08:51 PM
More information please. Fanfiction likes, dislikes, favorite pairing that kind of shit.

And I don't give a damn that you're excited to be here. I doubt many people give a damn that you're excited to be here. So more information or GTFO.

Abby
04-10-2008, 08:57 PM
Well, I'm new here. I decide to do that, when I want to. :(

Antivash
04-10-2008, 09:10 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/vash_the_unholy/tits.jpg

Nao plox.

Abby
04-10-2008, 09:13 PM
what the fuck is your problem? Am I not welcome, here?

Jon
04-10-2008, 09:15 PM
Depends.

What State?

Abby
04-10-2008, 09:16 PM
Am I not welcome, here or something?

Stop deleting my posts.

Antivash
04-10-2008, 09:18 PM
Thar... photo fix'd.

Answer to your question is here. (http://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?t=6190)

If you don't have the time to spend a little time putting some effort into being here, I don't have time to waste with you. So just show tits and get the hell out already. I have other things to do.

Don't expect to be treated nicely just because you signed up. You'll be treated the same as everyone else. Poorly.

Jon
04-10-2008, 09:18 PM
I take my question back and replace it with a statement:

Gtfo you fucking yank.

Humbolt
04-10-2008, 09:19 PM
You're welcome here as long as you don't fuck up.

It's just that the point of an introduction thread is to tell us about you, and when you state the obvious, your name and that you are new here, we get annoyed.

Abby
04-10-2008, 09:19 PM
Depends.

What State?
I'm from australia, dipshit.

You're welcome here as long as you don't fuck up.

It's just that the point of an introduction thread is to tell us about you, and when you state the obvious, you're name and that you are new here, we get annoyed.
I'm sorry. I didn't know that.

Jon
04-10-2008, 09:20 PM
I'm from australia, dipshit.

No you're not. o_o

if you were you'd give me the state you're in.

But you're an American douchebitch so you wouldn't understand that. ;D

Lord Ravenclaw
04-10-2008, 09:22 PM
Perhaps you don't get it, so I'll put it into small words: lurk moar.

When someone posts an introduction, they're expected to say more than "Hi, I'm a fool who can't read." By then refusing after a query for more information in some misguided attempt to be mysterious, you've invoked the ire of the members, and mine.

Edit:

I'm from australia, dipshit.

No you're not. o_o

if you were you'd give me the state you're in.

But you're an American douchebitch so you wouldn't understand that. ;D


Wut? Fake Aussie? I lol'd.

Narf
04-10-2008, 09:22 PM
You're not welcome here if your introduction consists of, "Hi."

Look at the stickies, get the general idea of what an intro is supposed to look like, and then write one. Or don't, it's up to you. No one is forcing you to write an intro. But if you do write one, we expect it to be good, and not stupid shit like this. This subforum isn't for people to simply say "hi." It's a subforum for people to get to know the likes/dislikes of the new member.

So you have 4 choices.

1) Listen and write a good introduction.

2) Don't post an intro, and I'll delete this.

3) Post a picture of your tits.

4) GTFO our forums.

Your choice.

Antivash
04-10-2008, 09:23 PM
...You have failed to grasp the concept, so I say again.

http://b.mektroid.net/tits_or_gtfo_2.jpg

Abby
04-10-2008, 09:25 PM
you know what? Fuck you. I don't know, why I bother. I'm deleting my account.

Jon
04-10-2008, 09:26 PM
you know what? Fuck you. I don't know, why I bother. I'm deleting my account.


nah you're not. ^_^

Antivash
04-10-2008, 09:27 PM
http://ifoughtthelaw.cementhorizon.com/stop-posting.gif

Lord Ravenclaw
04-10-2008, 09:27 PM
I'd like to see you try deleting it, however we'll happily induct you into the Order of the Bansticked.

Permission to board denied.

ramadden13
04-10-2008, 09:27 PM
you know what? Fuck you. I don't know, why I bother. I'm deleting my account.

The first smart thing you said. This will now be rhetorical, but if you're from Australia, why is your location listed as Florida.

Narf
04-10-2008, 09:28 PM
Oh, and by the way. You're from Rochester, New York. Just in case you didn't realize. :)

Abby
04-10-2008, 09:28 PM
what's that suppose to mean?

Joe
04-10-2008, 09:29 PM
you know what? Fuck you. I don't know, why I bother. I'm deleting my account.

That was quick work, guys.

If you'd given me the tits option back in January I would've taken it.

Narf
04-10-2008, 09:29 PM
It's supposed to mean that you're not from Australia, or Florida. You're from New York.

Coyote
04-10-2008, 09:29 PM
Man, this thread is made of pure fucking Lulzium. I love DLP.

Abby
04-10-2008, 09:29 PM
The first smart thing you said. This will now be rhetorical, but if you're from Australia, why is your location listed as Florida.
I changed my fuckin' location. So, quit talking shit about me.

Nuhuh
04-10-2008, 09:30 PM
I'm Abby. I'm excited to be here.

How excited, jump up down, keep camera about mid chest height.

That is about the only thing that will save you at this point.


I hope you don't have droopy boobs.

droopy boobs ftl.


edit: Too late.

Hey Guys, do you think one day we really will get tits out of a girl on this board whose name doesn't start with Marie?

Narf
04-10-2008, 09:30 PM
Abby's IP Address for this post IP Address Host Name **.rochester.res.rr.com

Edit by Mid: don't post her IP, that's needless.
;)

Antivash
04-10-2008, 09:30 PM
what's that suppose to mean?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/vash_the_unholy/motivational/1179879577450.jpg

Abby
04-10-2008, 09:37 PM
I'm sorry I lied.

Coyote
04-10-2008, 09:38 PM
That's nice. Now apologize for being a dumb cunt and general failure of a human being.

Veri
04-10-2008, 09:39 PM
Lulz. For fucks sake.

Narf
04-10-2008, 09:39 PM
Rofl. This is just pathetic. Like nuhuh said, only amazing tits would save you now.

Abby
04-10-2008, 09:39 PM
that's not good enough? I just said I was sorry.

Joe
04-10-2008, 09:40 PM
I'm sorry I lied.

I, for one, forgive her.

Bless my caring heart,

joe

Veri
04-10-2008, 09:40 PM
This is fucking fantastic. She's getting all defensive.

ramadden13
04-10-2008, 09:41 PM
You shouldn't have apologized. Now you've proven you are a pussy and have absolutely no worth. At this point you'd better have some amazing tits or you're fucked.

Abby
04-10-2008, 09:41 PM
I, for one, forgive her.

Bless my caring heart,

joe
thanks:( I'm glad you forgive me.

Antivash
04-10-2008, 09:43 PM
OP:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/vash_the_unholy/1190592521199.jpg

I, for one, forgive her.

Bless my caring heart,

joe

Bless you, Joe. A better man then I, you are. Minus the love of Lily. I have yet to give up, however.

But a gift (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/vash_the_unholy/089c095b0b8gifnn1.gif) to such a gentle soul is necessary.

Humbolt
04-10-2008, 09:44 PM
I don't know, but right now I feel like just tits would be too kind. How about making her shove a watermelon up her ass?

Jon
04-10-2008, 09:46 PM
I'LL SAVE YOU ABBY!

Oh wait, lol.

No i won't.

Sorry.

Abby
04-10-2008, 09:47 PM
I'm not showing a picture of my tits.

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04-10-2008, 09:50 PM
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Abby
04-10-2008, 09:50 PM
no. I'm blocking you.

Humbolt
04-10-2008, 09:52 PM
You can't block everyone. We want tits and what we want, we get.

Lord Ravenclaw
04-10-2008, 09:52 PM
You're Out Of The Herd! :(

Antivash
04-10-2008, 09:54 PM
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04-10-2008, 09:54 PM
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04-10-2008, 09:54 PM
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Abby
04-10-2008, 09:55 PM
You can't block everyone. We want tits and what we want, we get.
Leave me alone. I'm not posting tits.

Humbolt
04-10-2008, 09:57 PM
Then GTFO.

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04-10-2008, 10:01 PM
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Abby
04-10-2008, 10:06 PM
Don't Talk To Me Anymore.

Humbolt
04-10-2008, 10:08 PM
You know by posting you get people to talk to you, so if you stop posting we'll eventually get bored.

And besides we're not talking to you, we're typing to you. Haha got ya there.

Abby
04-10-2008, 10:11 PM
I don't give a fuck what you're doing. be nice to me.

Jon
04-10-2008, 10:12 PM
You know by posting you get people to talk to you, so if you stop posting we'll eventually get bored.

And besides we're not talking to you, we're typing to you. Haha got ya there.

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Abby
04-10-2008, 10:12 PM
okay. I'll post one picture of tits. I promise.

Humbolt
04-10-2008, 10:13 PM
See right there you contradict yourself. You don't want us to talk to you but you respond when spoken to.

I would be nice to you if you weren't an idiot.

You got me Jon, I bow before your awesomeness.

Antivash
04-10-2008, 10:14 PM
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04-10-2008, 10:15 PM
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04-10-2008, 10:16 PM
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Lyndon Eye
04-10-2008, 10:16 PM
Abby:

I don't think you get it. You're not the victim here. You lied about your location (twice) and snubbed Humbolt when he tried to give you a second chance at the beginning.

You can try to be mature and write a new intro with all of the necessary components (browse the intro section if you don't know what you're doing) and explain why you felt the need to lie about your location.

That might just get people to move past this.

But it likely won't.

Well, either way, it's worth an attempt. After all, things can't get any worse, can they? ;)

Antivash
04-10-2008, 10:17 PM
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Cruentus
04-10-2008, 10:19 PM
Perhaps you misunderstand the situation you are in.

1. You come onto OUR website and choose not to follow the rules set forth by the Admins

2. When informed of your mistake you did not undertake the correct action, which was to post a proper intro, and started to get snippy with the ones that were kind enough to point it out to you.

3. You not only got snippy you out right lied to us and then proceeded to apologize and assumed that would make it all better, remember if you assume you make an ass of u and me.

4. ???

5. PROFIT!!!

So either show your tits or gtfo.

Erotic Adventures of S
04-10-2008, 10:20 PM
Wand:
Oak
House:
Gryffindor
Favorite Subject:
Divination
Favorite Pairing:
Ron/ Hermione
Hated Pairing:
Ginny/ Harry.
Favorite Character:
Harry and Hermione and Ron
Hated Character:
Malfoy, Voldemort
Favorite Genre:
Romance, Drama and Angst
Favorite Spell:
Expelliarmus


Pretty standard fail there.

But why WHY would you want to pretend to be from Australia? Thats like pretending to like Oprah.

Antivash
04-10-2008, 10:20 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/vash_the_unholy/motivational/1179879850061.jpg

Abby
04-10-2008, 10:20 PM
Abby:

I don't think you get it. You're not the victim here. You lied about your location (twice) and snubbed Humbolt when he tried to give you a second chance at the beginning.

You can try to be mature and write a new intro with all of the necessary components (browse the intro section if you don't know what you're doing) and explain why you felt the need to lie about your location.

That might just get people to move past this.

But it likely won't.

Well, either way, it's worth an attempt. After all, things can't get any worse, can they? ;)

I'll try posting a new thread. And I'm sorry I lied about my location.

Inquisition
04-10-2008, 10:22 PM
...a new thread is going to save you... how?

Erotic Adventures of S
04-10-2008, 10:22 PM
I'll try posting a new thread. And I'm sorry I lied about my location.


Someone come get me when she does.

Nukular Winter
04-10-2008, 10:22 PM
Perhaps you misunderstand the situation you are in.

1. You come onto OUR website and choose not to follow the rules set forth by the Admins

2. When informed of your mistake you did not undertake the correct action, which was to post a proper intro, and started to get snippy with the ones that were kind enough to point it out to you PHOTOS OF YOUR BEWBIES.

So either show your tits or gtfo.

Fixed that for you

Antivash
04-10-2008, 10:25 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/vash_the_unholy/motivational/1179878647335.jpg
.. You dare threaten me with... that, Jon?! WELL I SHALL COUNTER!

Humbolt
04-10-2008, 10:25 PM
Holy fucking shit Vash. That Richard Nixon picture was fucking hilarious.

Jon
04-10-2008, 10:25 PM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b329/fujiyoshi/poster35684004.jpg

Solomon
04-10-2008, 10:26 PM
I'm thinking Lyndon meant you edit your first post, not make a new thread.

Abby
04-10-2008, 10:27 PM
Hi, I'm Abby. I'm fifteen and I live in New York. I'm a huge Harry Potter fan. I have written only one fanfiction.

Jon
04-10-2008, 10:27 PM
FOLLOW UP!

http://static.flickr.com/82/234831276_dae8ce5bd1.jpg

MrMucus
04-10-2008, 10:29 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/16370671/1164628168655.jpg

Cruentus
04-10-2008, 10:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cruentus View Post
Perhaps you misunderstand the situation you are in.

1. You come onto OUR website and choose not to follow the rules set forth by the Admins

2. When informed of your mistake you did not undertake the correct action, which was to post a proper intro, and started to get snippy with the ones that were kind enough to point it out to you PHOTOS OF YOUR FUNBAGS.

So either show your tits or gtfo.
Fixed that for you

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj234/Tsuki_CB/judgement_day_is_here.jpg

Nukular Winter
04-10-2008, 10:30 PM
Jailbait thread?

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/6645/z10am8.jpg

ramadden13
04-10-2008, 10:31 PM
She's posted her new and "improved" intro. It sucks just as bad.

Coyote
04-10-2008, 10:31 PM
Damn, Jon. To use the age old saying...

I'd hit that ass so hard that whosoever could pull me out of it would henceforth be known as the rightwise king of England.

Inquisition
04-10-2008, 10:32 PM
Introduction attempt failed. Next!

Jon
04-10-2008, 10:32 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/17182799/1165942383430.jpg

Antivash
04-10-2008, 10:32 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/vash_the_unholy/motivational/1179878748227.jpg

Abby
04-10-2008, 10:32 PM
Can we be friends?

Solomon
04-10-2008, 10:33 PM
To answer your question, Abby:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/bardiel132003/CSS.jpg

Krogan
04-10-2008, 10:33 PM
Depends whens that picture gonna get here?

Humbolt
04-10-2008, 10:33 PM
No. (FILLER)

Inquisition
04-10-2008, 10:33 PM
Abby: No. Somebody tried that earlier, amirite Virail? :P

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p87/inquisitive_minds/poster.jpg

Jon
04-10-2008, 10:34 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/17182799/1165942699148.jpg

Cruentus
04-10-2008, 10:34 PM
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj234/Tsuki_CB/marlboroxp8.jpg

Abby
04-10-2008, 10:35 PM
Depends whens that picture gonna get here?
You will get that, right now.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/Buestenhalter-2.jpg

enjoy.

deathtehfluffybunny
04-10-2008, 10:36 PM
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z75/tradeless2313/BeingAlive.jpg

Antithesis.

Jon
04-10-2008, 10:36 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/17182799/1165943339829.jpg

Nukular Winter
04-10-2008, 10:37 PM
Hi, I'm Abby. I'm fifteen and I live in New York. I'm a huge Harry Potter fan. I have written only one fanfiction.

It's 10:30 in NY. Does your mommy know you're still on the computer?

That said...

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9394/jailbait7bb9.jpg

Antivash
04-10-2008, 10:38 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/vash_the_unholy/motivational/1179878977304.jpg

MrMucus
04-10-2008, 10:38 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/17182799/1165944687491.jpg

Jon
04-10-2008, 10:38 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/17182799/1165943339830.jpg

MrMucus
04-10-2008, 10:40 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/17182799/1165945398183.jpg

Jon
04-10-2008, 10:41 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/17182799/1165943678202.jpg

Antivash
04-10-2008, 10:41 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/vash_the_unholy/motivational/1179879246517.jpg

Inquisition
04-10-2008, 10:41 PM
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p87/inquisitive_minds/poster50417580.jpg

By the way; NY t-shirts coincidental.

Cruentus
04-10-2008, 10:41 PM
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj234/Tsuki_CB/8ee7d423.gif

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj234/Tsuki_CB/you_gonna_get_raped_NH.jpg

Jon
04-10-2008, 10:42 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/17182799/1165944326423.gif

Lyndon Eye
04-10-2008, 10:43 PM
http://enterthephoenix.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/funny_cat_pictures_017.jpg


Hmm... on a more relevant note:

http://www.adamriff.com/images/fail.jpg

Narf
04-10-2008, 10:43 PM
Wait, didn't she say that she was going to post a pic of her tits? Did you lie to us again? :(

Jon
04-10-2008, 10:43 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/17182799/1165944594043.jpg

Antivash
04-10-2008, 10:44 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/vash_the_unholy/motivational/1179878266620.jpg

deathtehfluffybunny
04-10-2008, 10:44 PM
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z75/tradeless2313/Mario1up.png

Does tangent even apply to this thread?

Jon
04-10-2008, 10:44 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/17182799/1165944649188.jpg

Nukular Winter
04-10-2008, 10:46 PM
Wait, didn't she say that she was going to post a pic of her tits? Did you lie to us again? :(

You missed them?

teh boobs were FAIL (http://forums.darklordpotter.net/showpost.php?p=189628&postcount=12)

Cruentus
04-10-2008, 10:47 PM
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj234/Tsuki_CB/akunmadethis_poster30562772A.jpg

Krogan
04-10-2008, 10:48 PM
whatever it was had fuckin furry explosions under the arms

Cruentus
04-10-2008, 10:50 PM
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj234/Tsuki_CB/2367613897_45b1fc8efc.jpg

Jon
04-10-2008, 10:50 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/17182799/1165945047139.jpg

Nukular Winter
04-10-2008, 10:52 PM
whatever it was had fuckin furry explosions under the arms

Yeah, but her boobs are famous. Look familiar? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brassiere).

Jon
04-10-2008, 10:52 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/17182799/1165946353770.jpg

Lord Ravenclaw
04-10-2008, 10:53 PM
Not only that, but it came off Wikimedia.

MrMucus
04-10-2008, 10:53 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/17083038/1165784147169.jpg

Cruentus
04-10-2008, 10:54 PM
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj234/Tsuki_CB/2369378110_e08d56c405.jpg

Antivash
04-10-2008, 10:55 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/vash_the_unholy/motivational/1179879548968.jpg

Cruentus
04-10-2008, 11:01 PM
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj234/Tsuki_CB/1207507991018.jpg

Nukular Winter
04-10-2008, 11:06 PM
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/ff/Pedobear_11.gif

Cruentus
04-10-2008, 11:09 PM
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj234/Tsuki_CB/sexy-lamps.jpg

Jon
04-10-2008, 11:11 PM
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj234/Tsuki_CB/sexy-lamps.jpg


I saw it straight away. xD Saw the lamp second.

Nukular Winter
04-10-2008, 11:12 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/paintballdude902/1165910075790.jpg

Cruentus
04-10-2008, 11:17 PM
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj234/Tsuki_CB/37-1.jpg

Rehio
04-10-2008, 11:21 PM
http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270913946_efa38ec3d8.jpg

Nukular Winter
04-10-2008, 11:42 PM
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Chucksauce/Funny/poster40613021.jpg

Erotic Adventures of S
04-10-2008, 11:43 PM
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd303/Elad86/poster2364710.jpg

Nukular Winter
04-10-2008, 11:50 PM
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/3373/1166125920467490400x340gs1.jpg

Spacks
04-10-2008, 11:52 PM
http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/3053/1204366986715efe095app6.jpg

Nukular Winter
04-10-2008, 11:57 PM
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/1204/1166604111468486400x500ac9.jpg

Darius
04-10-2008, 11:59 PM
...YOU SAID

That you would post 1 picture of your tits.

I see 0 pictures of your tits.

I really don't want to think that you're a liar because so far I like you...

Spacks
04-11-2008, 12:01 AM
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/6983/119874596266uy3.jpg

Nukular Winter
04-11-2008, 12:03 AM
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3403/1166637910468542600x480qy6.jpg

Toujours Pur
04-11-2008, 12:15 AM
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk302/cherdesjardins89/jailbait7bb9.jpg

FUCK NO!

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk302/cherdesjardins89/2367613897_45b1fc8efc.jpg

FUCK YES!


http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk302/cherdesjardins89/sexy_beach_models.jpg


CASE CLOSED!

Darius
04-11-2008, 12:20 AM
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk302/cherdesjardins89/jailbait7bb9.jpg

FUCK NO!

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk302/cherdesjardins89/2367613897_45b1fc8efc.jpg

FUCK YES!


http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk302/cherdesjardins89/sexy_beach_models.jpg


CASE CLOSED!


Netgirl itc. Let me guess you're bi.

rededison
04-11-2008, 12:21 AM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn192/rededison/hahaha.jpg




Question for the masses: Is it still jailbait if she's dead?

White Rabbit
04-11-2008, 12:25 AM
http://jailbait.4chan.nu/jailbait6.jpg

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/More_Jailbait.jpg

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/6710/jailbait203sf7.jpg

If there's grass on the field ...play ball. If there isn't...flip it over and play in the mud.

Nukular Winter
04-11-2008, 12:27 AM
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Chucksauce/Funny/1178434168483.jpg

White Rabbit
04-11-2008, 12:36 AM
http://www.grumpstump.com/squidoo/flexibility.jpg

Nukular Winter
04-11-2008, 01:05 AM
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5084/untitledeb3.png

Joe
04-11-2008, 02:19 AM
I'm sorry I lied.

OP:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/vash_the_unholy/1190592521199.jpg



Bless you, Joe. A better man then I, you are. Minus the love of Lily. I have yet to give up, however.

But a gift (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/vash_the_unholy/089c095b0b8gifnn1.gif) to such a gentle soul is necessary.

No,Vash, bless you. Your gift is both timely and appropriate. I will use it only to do good. Gentlemen of such calibre are rare, my friend. We are a dying breed.

Joe

Jenkins
04-11-2008, 02:55 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/agmac1/image012.jpg

I love this thread. Oh so much.

yak
04-11-2008, 04:29 AM
I'm Abby. I'm excited to be here.
Welcome, Abby, born 28/02/1993! Or should I call you ~Snowy-owl900 (http://snowy-owl900.deviantart.com/)?

You're very well travelled. You're from Australia, New Zealand, Florida and New York! Damn, living in four places at once and you're only 15. I've got some catching up and cloning to do.

Also: Pigtails are so cute (http://www.myspace.com/Abby_profile)!

You write awesome fanfiction. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: My Version (http://www.potterforums.net/index.php?showtopic=1356&st=0&p=24004&#entry24004)
Summary: Harry decide the Triwizard Tournament, again.
Disclaimer: I own three characters that I made up.
Author's Note: When you read this, please don't insult it.

You also start awesome threads. what's your favorite Harry potter movie? (http://www.potterforums.net/index.php?showtopic=1355&st=0&p=24004&#entry24004)

So I Herd U Liek Furries. http://snowy-owl900.deviantart.com/favourites/

Furries, Lies and DeviantArt. I wonder what I'd uncover if I dug deeper.

To the point: Abby, why you gotta pretend to be Australian? Srsly.

Yak.

Murton
04-11-2008, 07:54 AM
Post signing is fail. We know it's you posting.

yak
04-11-2008, 08:36 AM
Back the hell off you east coast welshman. Stop trying to tell the west coast what to do. Succession from the Commonwealth!

-_-

Seriously, it's just a habitual holdover from before I had an avatar. Evidently one who's time has come to retire.

God, that feels weird not signing my post.

Blaise
04-11-2008, 08:51 AM
sign your posts if you want; don't be a puss.

Erotic Adventures of S
04-11-2008, 08:58 AM
I request these two threads be merged and hall of shamed due to the amount of lulzy pictures.

Mors
04-11-2008, 09:30 AM
I request these two threads be merged and hall of shamed due to the amount of lulzy pictures.

Motion seconded.