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Which Eeeveelution is the best?

Discussion in 'Pokémon' started by Andrela, Oct 8, 2017.

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Which one is the best?

  1. Flareon

    5 vote(s)
    5.5%
  2. Jolteon

    20 vote(s)
    22.0%
  3. Vaporeon

    7 vote(s)
    7.7%
  4. Umbreon

    26 vote(s)
    28.6%
  5. Espeon

    19 vote(s)
    20.9%
  6. Glaceon

    4 vote(s)
    4.4%
  7. Leafeon

    2 vote(s)
    2.2%
  8. Sylveon

    8 vote(s)
    8.8%
  1. Cjonbloodletter

    Cjonbloodletter Professor

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    glorious Glaceon master race
     
  2. TMD

    TMD High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    Relieved to see Umbreon rightfully sitting at the top of the poll, despite strong opposition from Espeon heretics.
     
  3. Poytin

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    As someone whose favorite type is Ice you know it means something when I say this. Umbreon for life.
     
  4. Gengar

    Gengar Degenerate Shrimp –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Umbreon if I had to have one IRL

    In game not so much, unless something's changed in the last few gens and they're anything other than baton passers now.

    Always found the super toxic rings and sleek look really cool. Shiny version best version too obvs.

    My third overall fav Pokemon.
     
  5. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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  6. ChaosGuy

    ChaosGuy Unspeakable

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    Jolteon is best Eevelution and all other answers are wrong. Although Flareon looks like it'd make a good pet if not for the whole fire thing.
     
  7. Gengar

    Gengar Degenerate Shrimp –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    I mean, none of them are better than Ninetales, so what are we even discussing here?
     
  8. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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  9. Gengar

    Gengar Degenerate Shrimp –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    How dare you
     
  10. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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  11. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I'm seeing a lot of peasants in this thread. Umbreon, at least, I could understand coming in second to the One True Eeveelution that is Jolteon, but Espeon? Sylveon even coming close? Pshaw. And here I thought DLP to be a forum of taste.
     
  12. Gengar

    Gengar Degenerate Shrimp –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    With Jolteon, I've always imagined its fur in a totally unflattering way. Like, how does it spike like that?

    All I can think about is Jolteon trainers having to carry around tubs of New Wave and having to spike their fur like how punk teens used to spike their hair in the 90s.
     
  13. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    It's the static charge Gengar, that comes from the unbridled power coursing through its body that it uses to fry punk bitches who rate its alternate paths above it.
     
  14. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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    I always imagined Jolteon doesn't have fur but instead those are literally spikes.
     
  15. ChaosGuy

    ChaosGuy Unspeakable

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    Well it does learn Pin Missile so possible. However various pokedex entries mention fur.
     
  16. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One

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    I chose Umbreon, but not for the stupid reasons other people did.

    Umbreon is a goddamn tank. He can take a STAB close combat despite being weak to fighting type moves. That, plus moves like moonlight, which can heal him, makes him a monster to take down.
     
  17. Seratin

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    Ice Queen Glaceon rules the heart of DarkLordUmbreon.
     
  18. Sorrows

    Sorrows Queen of the Flamingos Moderator

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    As cool as some of the later evelutions are, my 12 year old self will let me pick nothing but Vaporen.

    But why have one when you can have them all?
    Pokémon.600.1030821.jpg Still some people can make it a lil weird. eeveelution_by_ripli2011-d6doz3g.png
     
  19. Gengar

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    Alright, let's do it:

    Umbreon>Espeon>Flareon>Eevee>Jolteon>Glaceon>Leafeon>Sylveon>Vaporeon.

    Why Vaporeon last despite me thinking she looks kind of cool? Because I know that she'd feel like a dog's slobbering tongue all over her body when you hug her.

    Nope. Nopenopenopenope.

    Now. How many archenemies have I just created?
     
  20. TheWiseTomato

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    I know we've long had a culture of understanding and tolerance here at DLP, but some people just push things too far.

    Petition to send @Gengar to the gulag?