Fox is making a live action Cowboy Bebop movie starring...Keanu Reeves!!!!

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_Ne..._signs_up_for_Bebop_flick/UPI-82291232393200/

Yup. Mr. One-Facial-Expression is going to play one of the most badass anime characters of all time.

I hope you guys are as ecstatic as I am. The Dragonball movie better watch out!

 

I was abou to go all "SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET", but then I read two things. One, starring Keanu Reeves. And two, it's being done by Fox. You just know something bad's going to happen to it.

Hopefully they'll keep Yoko Kanno and have her do the music. Or there'll be blood. I swear to you, there will be blood.

 

Sorry to get your hopes down dear, My fiance called me from Afghanistan and freaked out when I told him. And he was just recovering from that godawful DBZ trailer.

 

Not having Kanno and Seatbelts do the music would be a good way to get killed while sleeping.

As it is, Reeves better put in the fucking work towards learning other facial expressions, or he should sleep with one eye open as well.

 

Spike is far from the most bad ass anime character ever.

But yeah, Keeanu will probably mess it up and everyone'll be angry.

 

That is going to give me nightmares for weeks.

 

Terrible.

Just terrible.

 

Oh God no. Stop ruining my shit. :/

 

I just can't stop laughing.

 

I can only imagine who they're going to get to play Edward.

But... it may not be so bad. Wikipedia says that they've got a lot of the show's writers on board.

 

My money is on Ms. Creepy-eyes herself: Dakota Fanning.

Sferics, the wrongness of that pic is limitless. Total nightmare fodder.

My money is on Ms. Creepy-eyes herself: Dakota Fanning.

Sferics, that was just wrong dude. Really.

 

Tehan as stated how I feel on this. Cept the Keanu part, was more meh on that, He wasn't 'bad' per se in The Day The Earth Stood Still.

 

Quoted for truth.

Also, for Edward, I submit Milla Jovovich.

 

I've got 5/1 odds they make Ed a boy.

 

Oh noes! They've ruined another anime.

Oh wait, anime ruins itself.




Don't mind me. Just representing all the anime-haters out here.

 

Oh god another one, just when i was done ranting. Again, who sold them the fucking rights? He's the one who messed up.