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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Aug 21, 2016.

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  1. SmileOfTheKill

    SmileOfTheKill Magical Amber

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    Nov 9, 2016 #61
    Did you just offer to jerk off Oz?
     
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  2. mort

    mort Groundskeeper

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    Nov 9, 2016 #62
    The name's mort, not 'somebody' -.-;
     
  3. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Nov 9, 2016 #63
    Backtracing mort's IP address as we speak.
     
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  4. Skykes

    Skykes Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Nov 9, 2016 #64
    Don't back off now, you made a promise.
     
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    Nov 9, 2016 #65
    Take one for the team mort.

    In other news, spanked it again. It's like, 'I don't really feel like it, but I'm kinda bored, so why not? Gotta fill the hours somehow, might as well masturbate.'
     
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  6. mort

    mort Groundskeeper

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    Is this my punishment for making bad jokes?
     
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    Nov 9, 2016 #67
    [​IMG]

    The electric chair is.
     
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  8. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer DLP Supporter

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    DLP sees right through your flimsy 'talk generic, mean specific' parlance. :sherlock:
     
  9. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Nov 9, 2016 #69
    Chins up, Oz, now you have proper motivation to find yourself a lady-friend. And a good pick-up line, in the right circumstances...

    "Listen, I need your help. I made this pledge..."
     
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  10. Quick Ben

    Quick Ben In ur docs, stealin ur werds.

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    Nov 9, 2016 #70
    Wow someone who speaks actual sense.

    Its like the Democratic voters can't believe that people can think differently from them.
     
  11. Kang

    Kang Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Nov 9, 2016 #71
    As a sane human being I feel terrible about this election.

    As a human shaped pile of shit though...

    AHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH OZ WITH THE 4 YEAR BLUE BALLS
     
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  12. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer DLP Supporter

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    Nov 9, 2016 #72
    FTFY.

    Source: every functioning (semi-)democracy everywhere, any point in history.
     
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    Nov 9, 2016 #73
    You'll be fine, Oz. Just try to find yourself an American wannabe-expat and offer her citizenship in exchange for four years of sex.

    Come on, it's not like that's the kind of thing that would be frowned upon under the new regime.
     
  14. DarthBill

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    Nov 9, 2016 #74
    It's more like we're terrified we're going to wake up next year in nuclear Armageddon, or with a huge, tacky, useless, expensive wall on our boarder.
     
  15. joshuafaramir

    joshuafaramir Banned

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    Nov 9, 2016 #75
    America will be great again.
     
  16. yak

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    Nov 10, 2016 #76
    Just not in the next four years.
     
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    thoriyan Seventh Year

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    Nov 10, 2016 #77
    Oz might be frustrated enough to run for President in four years...
     
  18. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Cleaned my apartment last night.
     
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  19. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One

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    Nov 10, 2016 #79
    You are going to get so much accomplished in the next four years.
     
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  20. BTT

    BTT Viol̀e͜n̛t͝ D̶e͡li͡g҉h̛t҉s̀ ~ Prestige ~

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    He'll have to deal without that post-wank clarity, though.
     
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