I'm not saying I'm annoyed of my misquoted scar story in your sig, I'm saying I won't mind reading all your posts to find the most ridiculous one of them all (and seeing as you've got the whole gender thingy I"m sure I can get something). 3 days, then I get rid of my cutesy Sherlock sig for something else, and you should really hope it doesn't make you look bad.
You could just go edit all the embarrassing posts down, or idk, report me for cyberbullying? I think Arizona will help you...