Third Hokage

[Lion]

Are there any baddass third hokage stories out there?

[Agayek]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6778627/...uddenly_Ninjas

This is the one that immediately springs to mind. It's crack/parody, but it has easily one of, if not the, most badass versions of Sarutobi that I've ever seen.

For example, when done with Orochimaru during the invasion:

Before he could toss down a smoke bomb or create some other distraction to escape with, Orochimaru was slammed through the roof of the building all the way to the ground floor, by Sarutobi's fist.

"Guh…grkh…" Orochimaru stared up at Sarutobi in disbelief.

"You thought I wasn't going to get you, didn't you? Stupid, stupid student, remember who trained you." Crushing Orochimaru further into the ruined floor, he pulled out a kunai with a seal written on it, and jammed it into Orochimaru's right hand. Pulling out another, he did the same to his left and performed a series of increasingly complex and unusual hand seals before he clapped his hands together. To the Sannin's surprise, the flesh of his arms went dead, turning purple up to the elbows.

"Sarutobi, you…!" Sarutobi stepped on Orochimaru's throat, silencing him.
"I've sealed your arms, so now you can't use the precious little jutsu you've wanted to live a long time to learn." He said to Orochimaru. "You're still my student, and I refuse to kill one when he can learn something from his beating. So here's your lesson for today that you can share with the rest of your little Pain-Boy Fan Club: Do not start a fight with Konoha. You will lose."