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Old 06-30-2017, 08:06 PM   #521
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I introduced the ballpoint pen to my co-workers and then I never saw him again.
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Old 06-30-2017, 08:34 PM   #522
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Old 06-30-2017, 08:45 PM   #523
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EDIT: Hmmm....
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...Aaaannnddd now my parents are wondering why I'm going senile at my age. Totally worth it.
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Old 07-01-2017, 06:39 AM   #524
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Old 07-01-2017, 08:45 AM   #525
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Old 07-01-2017, 09:15 AM   #526
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Old 07-01-2017, 12:23 PM   #527
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Old 07-01-2017, 12:33 PM   #528
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It's your eyes that are mistaken Tasoli, they're not the same thing.
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Old 07-01-2017, 05:46 PM   #529
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Old 07-01-2017, 08:09 PM   #530
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Didn't work, still two seperate colors.
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Old 07-01-2017, 08:14 PM   #531
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Old 07-02-2017, 07:07 PM   #532
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Old 07-03-2017, 04:13 PM   #534
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Old 07-03-2017, 07:26 PM   #535
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Old 07-04-2017, 04:00 AM   #536
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Old 07-04-2017, 01:30 PM   #538
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Old 07-04-2017, 02:27 PM   #539
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I'd seen the first of the Avengers ones, but not the rest. Good stuff man.
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