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Old 07-07-2017, 11:16 PM   #561
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Edit: There you Zenzao, you prude.
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I can't wait till I have grandchildren. "When I was younger, I had to walk to the rim of a crater. Uphill! In an EVA suit! On Mars, ya little shit! Ya hear me? Mars!"

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Old 07-07-2017, 11:43 PM   #562
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Might want to pop that one into a spoiler warning, but I did get a laugh out of it.

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Old 07-08-2017, 10:13 PM   #564
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I can't wait till I have grandchildren. "When I was younger, I had to walk to the rim of a crater. Uphill! In an EVA suit! On Mars, ya little shit! Ya hear me? Mars!"
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Old 07-09-2017, 04:45 AM   #566
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Old 07-09-2017, 04:26 PM   #567
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Old 07-10-2017, 12:41 AM   #568
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^ and just when you think its done, your brain decides to pull one more ace in the hole against you.
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Old 07-10-2017, 01:28 PM   #571
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Old 07-11-2017, 06:32 AM   #573
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Puhleese... English got nothing on German. If I had to learn German from scratch I'd bail. The amount of fuck yous we put in front of every non-native learner is astounding and truly German in essence.
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Old 07-11-2017, 08:54 AM   #574
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Puhleese... English got nothing on German. If I had to learn German from scratch I'd bail. The amount of fuck yous we put in front of every non-native learner is astounding and truly German in essence.
I took a year of German in high school, immediately said fuck that shit after my year was up, and then switched to Spanish.
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Old 07-11-2017, 01:51 PM   #576
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All things considered English is relatively simple, both the language itself and the written form. Just look at some of the Asian languages...
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All things considered English is relatively simple, both the language itself and the written form. Just look at some of the Asian languages...
English is actually considered the second hardest language to learn, compared to the Chinese languages where inflection can completely change the meaning of words.
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English is actually considered the second hardest language to learn
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English is a very forgiving language though, so long as young kinda sort right people understand you. German, you need to get 110% right or fuck you and your family.
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