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Old 02-16-2017, 07:41 PM   #1721
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I think they were trying to call JKR a hypocrite? Only their knowledge of HP seems to come exclusively from social media.
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Old 02-16-2017, 10:31 PM   #1722
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This one is a repost from page 37
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Old 02-16-2017, 10:37 PM   #1723
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I think we can give something posted two years ago a pass @Majube.
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Old 02-16-2017, 10:55 PM   #1724
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Sacré bleu! Forgive me.

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Old 02-17-2017, 02:44 AM   #1725
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Sacré bleu! Forgive me.


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Old 02-20-2017, 04:09 AM   #1726
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I can't wait till I have grandchildren. "When I was younger, I had to walk to the rim of a crater. Uphill! In an EVA suit! On Mars, ya little shit! Ya hear me? Mars!"
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Old 02-20-2017, 06:56 AM   #1727
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Old 03-03-2017, 12:07 PM   #1729
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<Eilyfe> If Harry's penis is a snake, can he whisper sweet nothings in parselmouth to excite it?
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Old 03-10-2017, 05:56 PM   #1730
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Old 03-19-2017, 08:43 PM   #1731
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Old 03-19-2017, 08:48 PM   #1732
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Harry Potter followed Hermione and Umbridge into the Forbidden Forest. Little did he know that Hermione Granger had come up with the perfect weapon

MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER GRAINGERRRS!!!!
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Old 03-21-2017, 12:29 AM   #1733
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Old 03-22-2017, 06:10 AM   #1734
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Old 04-01-2017, 02:52 AM   #1736
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Old 04-01-2017, 05:56 PM   #1737
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