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Old 04-28-2017, 01:17 AM   #321
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As fake as I'm sure these are, #9 is genius.
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Old 04-28-2017, 05:28 AM   #322
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I've always been a fan of #7 for some reason, fake or not.

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Old 04-28-2017, 03:10 PM   #323
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Old 04-28-2017, 03:59 PM   #324
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Old 04-28-2017, 04:40 PM   #325
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I think you're overestimating that anon's aspirations.
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Old 04-28-2017, 05:14 PM   #326
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Old 04-28-2017, 05:17 PM   #327
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^That's woefully simplistic. The turians would have grey boobs.
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Old 04-28-2017, 05:30 PM   #328
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Lesson here is thank goodness we don't rely on Poles to into space- fiction or otherwise.
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Old 04-28-2017, 05:54 PM   #329
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Old 04-29-2017, 02:58 AM   #330
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Old 04-30-2017, 05:44 AM   #331
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Old 04-30-2017, 06:50 AM   #332
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Someone really needs to brush up on Greek mythology...

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Old 04-30-2017, 02:25 PM   #333
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Old 04-30-2017, 02:51 PM   #334
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Old 04-30-2017, 03:06 PM   #335
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On a semi-related note, I still find it really funny that British people that live for long enough in California start to sounds Australian.
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As fake as I'm sure these are, #9 is genius.
#6 is pretty neat. I couldn't help but laugh at it. That's some quality phrasing right there.
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Old 04-30-2017, 06:39 PM   #337
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Old 05-01-2017, 08:11 AM   #340
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Are you telling me this is the new Captain America?

Please, no. What's wrong with Steve Rogers?
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