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Old 02-05-2009, 04:52 PM   #1
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"Women" are better than men.

The Y Chromosome Theory: Why Women Are Better Than Men

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As it turns out, the "Y" chromosome is, in fact, a defective "X" chromosome with one of the legs missing. At first this discovery baffled scientists, but further research has determined that this mysterious missing leg physically manifests itself on the outer body of a male, resulting in what is commonly known as a penis.
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t has also been determined that human intellect is stored in this part of the chromosome, resulting in the male of the species commonly using his penis (the physical manifestation of the missing part of the chromosome) to make many decisions.
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Unfortunately, since the penis, although technically part of the male DNA, is on the outside of the body, it deteriorates at the same rate and sometimes faster than the body of the male. This discovery led to scientists quickly finding a way to keep the penis (and thus, the male brain) functioning. The result is drugs for what is being called "erectile dysfunction." Another sign of the deterioration of the external part of the chromosome is what is widely referred to as a "mid-life crisis," during which a male will frequently search out younger women (even if he already has a perfectly lovely woman) and faster, phallic-shaped cars.
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An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just fucked

Women can use the old “that mark on my neck is from a curling iron burn” line

Women know how fake it

Women look better naked

We know that rhythm doesn’t only pertain to dancing

When women are short, we’re petite, when men are short, they’re just short

Women do less time for violent crime

Women don’t have to worry about not being able to get it up

An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night

Women’s conversations generally consist of more than just “uh huh, yep ok then bye”

Women don’t need an excuse to be in a bad mood

Women never have to see combat

The remote control is not an extension of ourselves

Women are sexier

And the 100th reason its better to be a woman - this one is
definitely worthy of reiteration: We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!
It's funny cuz it's true.

And finally, this totally disgusts me. I can't believe this guy let it out:

This exposé may amount to the most heinous and massive betrayal in the history of humanity; I am betraying the entire male gender.

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As part of a world-wide conspiracy, one whose sole aim is the absolute and never-ending subordination of the entire female gender, every male on the planet, every one, has promised to serve the cause faithfully and to promote its masculine interests.
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Men were an evolutionary afterthought. The evidence for this is the diminutive and lowly Y-chromosome. Because they were inferior, in every existentially significant way, men were systematically relegated to marginal functions and status, away from the mainstreams of life.

Here the story really begins! The international male conspiracy was born!
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The unending oppression of women was guaranteed when men realized that one key would lock women into their roles for good. Again, using few well placed pawns, the conspiracy convinced women all over the world that motherhood was their special privilege. They told women how to socialize their children to male advantage and female disadvantage. By now, the international male conspiracy had become a complete success: it had the mothers in its spell.
This effing bastard is giving away our secrets.

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Old 02-05-2009, 04:56 PM   #2
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:01 PM   #3
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I CALL TROLL!
It's serious business man.

We have legless X chromosome that we've been pretending is a Y chromosome.

Doesn't that frighten you?
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:05 PM   #4
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:14 PM   #6
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:15 PM   #7
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Look Blaise, here I am backing up my statement. Won't it get quite annoying if I do this at every instance of insult? I'll have your back when they call you nigger, or Jew, or... I forget what the other thing was.

This is just as stupid as the other thread. Women are no better than men... well they're better looking, for the most part (I know some seriously fugly women), but that's subjective.



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Old 02-05-2009, 05:25 PM   #8
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Multiple Orgasms.
'Nuff said.

Oh, good point. Kinda hard to beat that one. No pun intended.
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Old 02-05-2009, 06:05 PM   #10
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Oh, good point. Kinda hard to beat that one. No pun intended.
Guys can too, dear (just not every guy).

But I concede the point; the optimal number of "his" to "hers" is what, 1 to 6? 1 to 8?
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Get off my dick, Sinclair.

It is stupid in the extreme to willingly be a member of this site, saying nothing about (yet knowing all of) the less than acceptable bullshit that flows through it, and get up in arms about something that's clearly not serious. My point wasn't to get you to rally over everything that's not respectable or acceptable - it was to get you to shut the fuck up, because you just sound silly complaining about a RL troll. It's like when Isaac Hayes had no problem voicing a character that talked to 3rd graders about "making sweet love", "love gravy", and all other manner of inappropriate shit -only to leave the show with his undies in a bunch once they took a pot-shot at Scientology.

But thanks: your token presence and its sincerity has been duly noted.
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No need to be jealous.
Should I act like Heather and act all offended that a woman agreed that woman > men?
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Old 02-05-2009, 07:09 PM   #14
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Get off my dick, Sinclair.

It is stupid in the extreme to willingly be a member of this site, saying nothing about (yet knowing all of) the less than acceptable bullshit that flows through it, and get up in arms about something that's clearly not serious. My point wasn't to get you to rally over everything that's not respectable or acceptable - it was to get you to shut the fuck up, because you just sound silly complaining about a RL troll. It's like when Isaac Hayes had no problem voicing a character that talked to 3rd graders about "making sweet love", "love gravy", and all other manner of inappropriate shit -only to leave the show with his undies in a bunch once they took a pot-shot at Scientology.

But thanks: your token presence and its sincerity has been duly noted.
God, did those South Park guys crucify Hayes or what? I hate Comedy Central 'cause with South Park, The Daily Show and Colbert back-to-back-to-back, I risk losing an hour and a half every time I turn to that channel.

Anyway, I haven't seen the video (youtube is blocked here at work), but if he says with a straight face the things quoted here, I'm sooo fucking jealous. I really, really wish I could say outrageous shit without cracking a smile. Like Stephen Colbert, come to think of it...

Anyway, I personally wouldn't want to be a woman. Think about it, fellas! We, as men, get most of the good and very little of the bad. Hear me out!!

What do men get? Sex with women.
What do women get? Sex with men.
(Granted, this only applies to the hetero crowd.)
WINNER: men

Wear a tie and/or suit to the office? Men.
Wear whatever they want to the office? Women.
WINNER: women

Famous fat guys? Women still want them.
Famous fat chicks? Can name them all on one hand.
(Not saying it's fair, but there you have it.)
WINNER: men

Get choice and nuanced lead acting roles, even when you're old? Men.
Lucky to get a guest spot on a sit-com when you crack 40? Women.
WINNER: men

Considered "Good at your job" when assertive and aggressive? Men.
Called a cunt behind your back when acting the same way? Women.
WINNER: men

No pain of childbirth? Men.
Know what it's like to have a life inside you? Women.
WINNER: women
(Yes, I do envy my wife on that, very much.)

Stop drinking soda and drop 20 lbs? Men.
Change your whole fucking life and maybe lose 5 lbs? Women.
WINNER: men

I could go on and on, fellas. Men have it made; I know, 'cause I'm one of them. Are we better? Hell no, not that I've seen. I'm way better at math than my wife, but she's a better driver, and at least as good at most sports. She's got a sharper wit than I'll ever have, and that's a big reason I like her so much. Would I switch places with her? God, no. Then I'd be stuck with me.
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Know what it's like to have a life inside you? Women.
WINNER: women
(Yes, I do envy my wife on that, very much.)
Check your math, or turn in your man card. (Kids are great, childbirth is fucking NASTY).
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Check your math, or turn in your man card. (Kids are great, childbirth is fucking NASTY).
Uhh, I think that's what I was saying. Christ, I don't want to give birth...

I was there, and it didn't look to be fun.
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If in the US and in court, women will almost always win against men. Same gender fights? That's a whole 'nother game.
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Get off my dick, Sinclair.

But thanks: your token presence and its sincerity has been duly noted.

So now I'm 'on your dick'? because I back up what I was saying? You said (paraphrasing) that because I didn't complain before that my opinion didn't count, and now that I do, I'm 'on your dick'. Which is it?

I was actually sincere. Maybe I should have put a in there so you wouldn't have gotten your balls in a twist.

Was that lighthearted enough to show that I'm not trying to get on your dick.

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Act whatever way makes you feel all manly. I already voiced my opinion when I said this thread was equally as stupid as the men>women thread.
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Just had to point out about the whole women are hotter thing... its true up until a certain age. Men can still be handsome, charming and good looking in their 60's... women can't. So a good looking guy is likely to stay good looking as long as he takes care of his body. Women on the other hand...

Edited to add: It always cracks me up to read this after I've posted something:

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