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03-14-2006, 08:44 PM
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God of Magic
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Gilligan's Island
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VE (Victory in English) Day!!!
Well Folks, VE Day has arrived. I just got back my third essay in a row with a grade of 4.0 stamped across the top of it.
Apparently, all I needed to do was a combination of complete abandonment my principles, willful misinterpretation of obscure passages in the books I was writing about using even more obscure philosophies, and a tone of complete contempt for anyone who would dare question my authority to do so. In conclusion... I HAVE WON!!! Now I needs to find me a hot nurse to kiss.
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03-14-2006, 09:45 PM
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Administrator
Join Date: Jun 2005
Age: 23
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Heh. The problem is finding a hot nurse.
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03-14-2006, 10:13 PM
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God of Magic
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Nah not really... I just gotta convince a hot girl at my school to dress like one.
I know a couple that would do it provided I dressed like a pirate.
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03-14-2006, 10:17 PM
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Overlord
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Inside YOUR closet. Go check.
Age: 10
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Congratulations!!!
 You now know the secret to success! This is a heavy burden and a VERY exclusive club (remember, there are people in third world countries who would KILL to get this information), so DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!  :PIts like I always say, "When in doubt, SELL OUT!"  
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03-14-2006, 10:28 PM
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God of Magic
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Gilligan's Island
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Oh I haven't sold out entirely...
If you looked at my last essay you would see that  If you put the first letter of the first word of every line together they say "You are a fucking moron. This essay is pure, unadulterated, bilge spewed from my insomniac brain at two in the morning. I wonder if he will realize that I made up the philosopher, and the book that I am citing to prove my argument." Its a bit like watching someone sandblast a soup cracker really... I am the sandblaster, he is the soup cracker.
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03-15-2006, 01:56 AM
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Death Eater
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Tokyo, Japan
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can I see the essay? :P :P :P
......please?
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03-15-2006, 05:59 AM
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God of Magic
Join Date: Aug 2005
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It's terrible.
' I might post it... But I probably wont. It's just to embarrassing, seriously... It's not well written, not is it funny... When I wrote it I did something I promised myself I would never do... I abused my knowledge to make something up to take advantage of a mental midget.
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03-15-2006, 09:21 AM
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Second Year
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: right behind you breathing down your neck
Age: 22
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midget? where?.......... can i eat it?
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