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God of Magic
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Seattle
Age: 36
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If you thought DLP was odd...
I just found this and figured it had to be a joke.
http://cousincouples.com/ It's not. Quote:
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Professor
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Posts: 388
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Unspeakable
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Paris
Age: 23
Gender: Male
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![]() Way weird, but ![]() So Legion must be a mod there, at least. |
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God of Magic
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Gilligan's Island
Gender: Male
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This thread is made of win, although BJ and I runs a close second.
I think it may be a moral obligation for us to visit this board.
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You know, it's really only in the US that there's a prohibition on marrying cousins, and even there only on slightly less than half the states.
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God of Magic
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Gilligan's Island
Gender: Male
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But wait, here's an even better one:
Persistent Cousin-Love Story Quote:
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Headmaster
Join Date: Jul 2009
Age: 22
Gender: Male
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Prodigium Magus
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Canada
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,545
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Actually, the chances of mental or physical deformation is the same in first generation couples. It's only over prolonged inbreeding that the chances of genetic deformation occur. Even then, it's a marginal increase over the regular population.
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Death Eater
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Stockholm
Age: 22
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Sixth Year
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Laurel, MD
Age: 26
Gender: Female
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I love this site so much. You guys always give me weird, fucked-up, crap that I can traumatize my friends with.
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God of Magic
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Seattle
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,215
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e-mail forward, although...
I once made out with a distant cousin at a family gathering (*cue banjo music*). She was my mother's cousin's niece or some shit, which I gather would make her like a third cousin? So it was the summer when I was 14 and my family drove to Nebraska to see my Grandmother's family, and once we were there the adults were basically like "fuck off and leave the grownups alone, go play with your cousins." We were the oldest, I'd never met her before, and she was SMOKING hot (as 14 year-olds go, anyway). I didn't bang her before we left, but I did get to third base... Anyway, I haven't thought about her in years, I wonder what she's up to?
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God of Magic
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Washington, D.C.
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,194
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...I liked it better when you scoured the internet looking for nudy shots of Emma Watson, Nuk.
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I am over 9000 pounds!
The Magical Eggplant
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Inb4 Olédipus Mex.
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Unspeakable
Join Date: Apr 2008
Age: 23
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I admit, I lol'd. Not one of those stone faced lol's everyone does over the internet either, I genuinely chuckled.
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,663
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Eh - nothing unusual. My parents are second cousins. Happens a lot. Especially in a small, secluded city with barely half a million inhabitants. You just don't get to meet other people.
And I am sure Syaoran will love that forum.
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: England
Age: 20
Gender: Female
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I think its legal in the UK for 1st cousins to marry, if not some of my richer relatives are probably breaking the law.
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Minister of Magic
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: São Paulo, Brazil
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Posts: 680
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I don't really understand why someone would go online to share their weird love stories though.
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God of Magic
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Seattle
Age: 36
Gender: Male
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You're apparently new to this whole "internet" thing...
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Minister of Magic
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: São Paulo, Brazil
Age: 22
Gender: Male
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Lol, I just find it incredible idiotic that's all.
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