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Old 12-21-2009, 01:25 PM   #1
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If you thought DLP was odd...

I just found this and figured it had to be a joke.

http://cousincouples.com/

It's not.

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This interactive site is for those romantically involved with their cousin. This site is dedicated to providing support and factual information concerning cousin marriage, as well as fostering friendships from around the world. Kissing cousins now have a free site, where they may come to exchange information and advice.
There's a forum.

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Right after we were married my husband was still up to his stuff and started sleeping with a friend of ours, this lasted around 6 months or so. I was pregnant and hurt. After our baby was born he quit. I, with my mom and 2 kids went to visit family in another state, I'll not mention the state, but it's known for such things as this. Mom was watching my kids and I was running around with my cousins, one thing led to another and I ended up alone with one of them and I seduced him. Revenge, even the score, I don't know. He did not resist me in any way. we had sex, including oral, 4 times over the next couple days I think.
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Hi All, so not sure where to start.

I have always been attracted to my 1st cousin (mums sisters son) who is 5yrs older than me. I've been in a relationship since high-school (11yrs now) and a daughter 14mths. My cousin is married (3 kids, ranging 4yrs - 12wks).

At his birthday party (halloween ) yes there had been lots of drinking and joking, but at one stage he followed me into the bathroom, locked the door and confessed he wanted to kiss me. I told him it was ok, and I felt like that years ago (when I was 15), but nothing happened as I was feeling really sick (threw up shortly after).

After I walked out of the room I couldn't stop thinking about it. When we left that night we managed to get a hug when everyone was inside, or already in the car, and he whispered 'bye georgeous' and grabbed my butt. Since that night I can't stop thinking about it, wishing things had gone differently.
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Old 12-21-2009, 01:36 PM   #2
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That's really, really, really disturbing.

Seriously.

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Old 12-21-2009, 01:47 PM   #3
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Do I really wanna know just how you found this?
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Old 12-21-2009, 01:49 PM   #4
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:awesome

Way weird, but :awesome

So Legion must be a mod there, at least.
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Old 12-21-2009, 01:55 PM   #5
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This thread is made of win, although BJ and I runs a close second.

I think it may be a moral obligation for us to visit this board.
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Old 12-21-2009, 01:58 PM   #6
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You know, it's really only in the US that there's a prohibition on marrying cousins, and even there only on slightly less than half the states.
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Old 12-21-2009, 02:02 PM   #7
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But wait, here's an even better one:

Persistent Cousin-Love Story

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~~~2 Years Passed~~~

I was a lot older(well more mentally), and much more knowledgeable than before. I had this anti-government type mind, with revolutionary thoughts, and everything, including Underground Hip-Hop revolved around that topic. Whether it was the intentionality of 9/11, to the rise of Homeland Security, I was well informed. I had a Myspace page.
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Old 12-21-2009, 02:04 PM   #8
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The world's primary resource for romantic relationships among cousins including cousin marriage.
I got to this before I got a little too weirded out.
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Old 12-21-2009, 02:04 PM   #9
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You know, it's really only in the US that there's a prohibition on marrying cousins, and even there only on slightly less than half the states.
That's because nature imposed it's own prohibition. It's called genetic deformities.

Actually, the chances of mental or physical deformation is the same in first generation couples. It's only over prolonged inbreeding that the chances of genetic deformation occur. Even then, it's a marginal increase over the regular population.
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Old 12-21-2009, 02:14 PM   #10
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It is estimated that 20 percent of all couples worldwide are first cousins. It is also estimated that 80 percent of all marriages historically have been between first cousins!
20%? Yarr!

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Old 12-21-2009, 02:30 PM   #11
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I love this site so much. You guys always give me weird, fucked-up, crap that I can traumatize my friends with.
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Old 12-21-2009, 02:32 PM   #12
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Do I really wanna know just how you found this?
e-mail forward, although...

I once made out with a distant cousin at a family gathering (*cue banjo music*). She was my mother's cousin's niece or some shit, which I gather would make her like a third cousin?

So it was the summer when I was 14 and my family drove to Nebraska to see my Grandmother's family, and once we were there the adults were basically like "fuck off and leave the grownups alone, go play with your cousins." We were the oldest, I'd never met her before, and she was SMOKING hot (as 14 year-olds go, anyway). I didn't bang her before we left, but I did get to third base...

Anyway, I haven't thought about her in years, I wonder what she's up to? :awesome
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Old 12-21-2009, 02:43 PM   #13
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...I liked it better when you scoured the internet looking for nudy shots of Emma Watson, Nuk.
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Old 12-21-2009, 02:48 PM   #14
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I admit, I lol'd. Not one of those stone faced lol's everyone does over the internet either, I genuinely chuckled.:awesome
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Eh - nothing unusual. My parents are second cousins. Happens a lot. Especially in a small, secluded city with barely half a million inhabitants. You just don't get to meet other people.

And I am sure Syaoran will love that forum.
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Old 12-21-2009, 03:57 PM   #17
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I think its legal in the UK for 1st cousins to marry, if not some of my richer relatives are probably breaking the law.
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e-mail forward, although...

I once made out with a distant cousin at a family gathering (*cue banjo music*). She was my mother's cousin's niece or some shit, which I gather would make her like a third cousin?
Nothing wrong with that IMO, as long as you don't knock her up or decide to marry her all of the sudden.

I don't really understand why someone would go online to share their weird love stories though.
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I don't really understand why someone would go online to share their weird love stories though.
You're apparently new to this whole "internet" thing...
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You're apparently new to this whole "internet" thing...
Lol, I just find it incredible idiotic that's all.
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