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Old 05-02-2011, 10:15 AM   #21
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Old 05-02-2011, 07:55 PM   #22
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"You need to get fucked," Daphne said, as she tossed her empty wineglass on the floor at Pansy's feet, raw hatred dripping from every word as she stared straight into Pansy's beady black eyes. "I don't care by what and I really don't care by whom. Regardless of that, if you choose to fuck with me, or fuck with the woman I care about, I will manually plant a Venomous Tentacula in your cunt, and every month, it'll get plenty of nourishment. That's the fucking you need and the one you deserve."

"That's a worthless threat."

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Old 05-02-2011, 09:12 PM   #23
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Time-travel, is it?

I can write time travel with my cock tied behind my back.


Let the man with the longest cock win.
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Old 05-03-2011, 01:37 AM   #24
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Let the man with the longest cock win.
... And I thought Mknote had issues... You really wanna watch Joe try to assfuck himself while writing? Gaylord.
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Old 05-03-2011, 08:29 AM   #25
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... And I thought Mknote had issues... You really wanna watch Joe try to assfuck himself while writing? Gaylord.
You don't want to watch me try and do that?

Seriously, I could probably produce a magnum opus of such unattainable quality that even you, Vash, my most persistent enemy, would be begging to top me off.

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Know how I know I'm gay?
And the circle is finally complete.

Oh, and I'd like to throw my name in for judging this contest.
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Old 05-04-2011, 10:04 AM   #27
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Old 05-04-2011, 12:33 PM   #28
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Old 05-04-2011, 02:56 PM   #29
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Old 05-05-2011, 05:52 AM   #30
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Old 05-05-2011, 09:26 PM   #31
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Old 05-06-2011, 12:46 PM   #32
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Old 05-07-2011, 09:26 AM   #34
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Old 05-07-2011, 10:27 AM   #35
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Old 05-08-2011, 12:05 AM   #36
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Question: when, generally, do the scores from the previous month go up?
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Old 05-08-2011, 03:19 AM   #37
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7 days.
example:April 1 tp 30, subs are open. Judging officially starts May 1. May 7th, as soon as one of us gets to it, they get moved.
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First time I'm participating in one of these contests. So, question: do the judges know who the author is? Or when I post my story in the proper thread, the OP is shown as anonymous (visitor?) until the judging is done?

Doesn't really change anything, but I want to know.
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