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Old 04-13-2010, 12:30 AM   #301
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Old 04-13-2010, 07:31 PM   #302
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Old 04-14-2010, 03:15 AM   #303
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Cheddar: Some sites don't people to link to their pictures like that for a number of reasons.
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Old 04-14-2010, 03:24 AM   #304
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/is horrified

Phantom pain. Phantom pain.

Shit fuck, Oz. That's not funny, that should be in sick and perverse.
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Old 04-14-2010, 03:31 AM   #305
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Haha, blame cheddar - they're her pics. xD

EDIT: Cheddar, if you don't know what I'm talking about, those pics won't appear for anyone but you as they're already in your cache.
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Old 04-14-2010, 07:24 AM   #306
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Earlier this week, I was pointed in the direction of an article on CBT - Cock and Ball Torture - specifically, men who like their partners to kick them in the balls. I thought that was going to be the worst thing I read all week.

Boy was I wrong.
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Old 04-14-2010, 08:12 AM   #307
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Oh God, I've read that before.

And I realised that and stopped as I approached the final three lines. So the horribly horrible descriptive article has now been read twice by me! Yay for phantom pain.
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Old 04-14-2010, 02:45 PM   #308
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Thanks for re-posting those Oz. I didn't realize I knew that some sites wouldn't let you link pictures but I'm not sure how to figure out which ones those are until they don't show up. And other than saving them and putting them on photobucket and re-posting I don't know what to do about it.

Anyway, thanks.
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Old 04-14-2010, 03:15 PM   #309
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You can bet this is one tattoo no artist is gonna admit to making. I wonder how long it would take to embed this much fail into your flesh?

Also; that one about the stapled scrotum is fucking terrifying.
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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Team Jacob fans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
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Old 04-15-2010, 01:53 AM   #311
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Really? I think your force senses were just deffened. 'Cuz Twilight fans are never silent.
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Old 04-16-2010, 07:57 PM   #314
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Old 04-16-2010, 10:47 PM   #315
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What the hell was that Aekiel. O.o Crazyness!

And Boo, what is she spraying and why >.>
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What the hell was that Aekiel. O.o Crazyness!
The ultimate proof of this, I think. And hilarious, it must be said.
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Old 04-17-2010, 08:30 AM   #317
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Also notice the little symbol at the end of the article. It may shed some light on the occasion.
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Also notice the little symbol at the end of the article. It may shed some light on the occasion.
Oh I see. Gotta love that place
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Add a little photoshop and a caption to Boo's first picture (not by me) and . . .



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