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5 Fictional Characters You'd Want on Your Side in a Fight

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Skeletaure, Apr 19, 2009.

  1. Jibril

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    1. Yog-Sothoth - from Cthulhu Mythos. He/She/It exists at every point in Time.
    2. Lucifer - from Lucifer comic book.
    3. Donald Duck - because when he is pissed he is awesome.
    4. Getafix/Panoramix - from Asterix the Gaul comic books
    5. Adria - evil!female!Jesus isn't she?
     
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    1. Worf - Star Trek ("I will not YIELD!!!")
    2. Ronon Dex - Stargate Atlantis
    3. King Leonidas - 300
    4. Yoda - Star Wars
    5. Q - Star Trek (God with Sarcasm = unbeatable uberness)
     
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    1) Ender Wiggen
    2) Elminster
    3) Caramon Majre
    4) Harry Dresden
    5) The Morning Star, Archangel of Light, and the Lord of Air.
     
  4. Skeletaure

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    Best known for his acts of treachery. Smart choice :p
     
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    Jesus goes by all those names, too.
     
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    1. Beowful-Total Badass. He wrestles sea monsters to death, rips the arm off of Grendel, and can hold his breath for days.
    2. Tintin-Ridiculously lucky guy
    3. Harry Dresden
    4. Solid Snake
    5. Luigi-he can jump higher than Mario
     
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    1. Jben
    2. Vash
    3. Taure
    4. JustBlaise
    5. Jolly Rancher

    They ain't real.
     
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    Interesting. I mean, he can hold a seemingly impossible number of knives in his dreads, but as far as brute force goes, I would have personally picked Richard B. Riddick over him.

    Edit: The Riddick from Pitch Black, not from Chronicles.
     
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    Who would need big green hands when you can split atoms to cause atomic explosion of epic lulz?

    Agreed with your choice thought I prefer a hot female humanoid GL for eye candy, like Green Lantern of Sector 2815. If you follow GL mytho like me , you would know whose that, haha!
     
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    ...no he doesn't.

    Jesus is refered to as the morning star, yeah, but not the "Archangel of Light". Jesus not being an angel and all.
     
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    • The Prince Of Persia - From the Prince Of Persia - Warrior Within game. A very dangerous and ruthless swordsman and an skilled acrobat with Time controlling abilities, the Prince will be a helpful ally.
    • Kaileena - From the same game as above. A Goddess of Time and very dangerous with a sword, together with the Prince they can wreck havoc on the enemy.
    • Max Payne - From the Max Payne game. His bullet dodging abilities and skill with a gun will be invaluable in a fight.
    • The Joker - The villain from the The Dark Knight movie. A man with a cruel and twisted mind, he is a good ally to have on your side.
    • Albus Dumbledore - From the Harry Potter series. He is very intelligent and extremely skilled with a wand and a gifted duelist, with his immortal familiar, a phoenix, he will be able to repel the enemy attack quite easily.
    I was undecided between going for V from the V For Vendetta movie and the Joker. Both were very good in the movie.

    Same was the case between Albus Dumbledore and Lord Voldemort, I chose the former considering the sheer idiotic mistakes the latter made.
     
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    1) Leonidas (I know, he was real, but 300 is epic).
    2) Bryan Mills
    3) Samson
    4) Cameron from TSCC
    5) Aaaand... I dunno. Kincaid or summat. >.>
     
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    I'm bothered that I have no idea who a lot of the preceding choices are.
    That said, I tried to keep my list to characters not already picked, so yeah, like a fantasy fantasy draft...

    My five fictional characters would be:
    Snake Plissken - every team needs a ruthless, ass-kicking smartass.
    Bugs Bunny - I've never seen him lose; have you?
    Arthur Fonzarelli - see Bugs Bunny.
    Lela from Futurama - she's hot, kicks ass... and I've had my eye on her for a long time.:whipped:
    Thunderbunny - if you recognize that off the top of your head, you might be fucking old.

    What does it say about me that I have two rabbit-influenced characters on my list?

    Now for a team selected without regard to whether my picks were already taken...

    Dumbledore - Smart, powerful, tactically devious, and deviously scheming. Will gladly die for others, but in the meantime will keep Snape in line.
    Snape - Asshole, yes, but badass too, and every team needs a member you won't exactly mourn if/when they get atomized.
    Harry Potter from JBern's Turn Me Loose - that Harry has made the "Fuck it, I'm in it to win it" decision.
    Roy Batty - Between fights, he could regale us with tales of attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
    Ellen Ripley (from the original Alien) - let's face it, Molly Weasley's maternal rage at Bellatrix pales in comparison to Ripley in the power loader suit.
    Sam (De Niro's character from Ronin) - always knew what was happening and what was about to happen. Plus, he used a bazooka.

    Yes, I know that team has six, but honestly, everyone else on the team other than Dumbledore has a high probability of killing Snape in the first ten minutes, leaving us with the requisite five.
     
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    Wolf(Star Fox)- So he can stop the other people from doing that.

    Church(Red vs Blue)- He's a mother fucking ghost.

    A Pimp Named Slickback(Boondocks)- Invincible versus women

    Chronos(Wastelands of Time)- He's good for a day at least.

    Johnny Bravo(Johnny Bravo)- Good versus anything that's not a woman
     
  16. Merlin (Harry Potter) Dumbledore's good, but they treat Merlin like a god.

    Dr. Manhattan (Watchmen) Probably have to give him a pep talk every once in awhile to keep him active and in the battle, but he's worth it.

    Batman (DC Comics) If anyone can find out a way to beat you, it's him. Preferably a hybrid of the DCAU Batman and Frank Miller's.

    Eru Ilúvatar (Lord of the Rings) Alright Taure, I see you're Melkor and raise you God.

    Kratos (God of War) I just don't see myself losing with Kratos backing me.
     
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    Well, the pre-incarnate Jesus appeared as 'The Angel of the Lord' in the Old Testament.
     
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    Alucard - Rape train, can't die. Also, he can control anyone who he has killed previously.
    Akira - Rape train of mass destruction, can't die.
    Franklin Richards - Reality manipulation
    Elixir (Josh Foley) - Biological manipulation including healing
    Vulcan (Gabriel Summers) - Pew Pew Pew
     
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    New list! I'm excluding gods/God from this one since that makes it slightly unfair (plus they generally never do what you tell them to >_>).

    Pein (Naruto): Is incredibly powerful, can bring people back to life.
    Light Yagami: As long as he doesn't get it into his head that I should die, he's like a WMD all by himself.
    Rand Al'Thor (Wheel of Time): Dragon Reborn and after the ninth book he's not likely to go insane and kill everyone.
    Harry Potter: Insanely lucky and has very few compunctions against using the Unforgivables when necessary, and unlike Voldemort is almost certainly not going to try and grab power for himself.
    Tony Stark: Genius inventor, has super suit.
     
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