Culinary Ask a Chef: Or Zombie explains Cooking

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  1. Teyrn

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    Went with the bread crumb method, and you're definitely right, the fish was pretty bland, but not the worst I've eaten.

    Thanks for the advice though, my dad had been thinking of just pan searing them with some salt on them. I am glad we didn't.
     
  2. why?

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    @Zombie

    Had a friend coming over for pizza and my overnight dough got stuck to parchment paper. It was fucked, but that was a good opportunity to try your method.

    It took minimal kneading and I let it proof in the oven which had some residual heat it (maybe 30 degrees C) and it came out great! I've got this Pyrex pizza dish, which while not as great as a steel/stone still does an OK job. Pretty happy with the pizza, cheers.
     
  3. Teyrn

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    So I'm in need of a new knife because someone decided to use my old one as a crowbar. I'm beyond pissed, but also kind of looking forward to the excuse to get a good quality knife.

    Any kind of recommendations on what to look for in a knife that should last a good long while?
     
  4. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Honestly? Price. And then general knife care. People sharpen their knives themselves, and I can't tell you how much of a mistake this is. You should get a knife with a pedigree and someone that will take care of it for you.

    You need a honing rod for sure, but that should be the only thing you ever use on it yourself. Send it off to get it cared for by the creator. Also, a magnetic strip v. a knife block, or just throwing it in a drawer. Not even one of those plastic sheaths are enough because anything you do habitually that would damage the edge will fuck your knife blade up. That and the moisture it traps will cause pockets of rust on your blade, which requires considerably more knife care.

    I have a whole ceremony when I'm done using my knives. Wipe them down, oil them, clean them. And then store them properly. Hone between use, wipe after wards because you don't want metal in the food you cut.

    Brands?

    Shun is great, if a bit pricey. Do you want like a general purpose chef knife? Or are you wanting something more specific? This 7inch Santoku is pretty multi- purpose. Lifetime warranty. Great for chopping. If you got someone using this to whinge shit apart, I want you to take it and cut their throat with it though.

    And probably what I'd suggest the most. I'd get various sizes on that, because the offset from the cutting board is perfect at 7 inch, but the 5.5 inch or the 4 inch would be even better for like cutting into things.

    I'd take a look at this site, and if you have a particular style you have questions, ask me, I'll be happy to answer. I have an insurance policy on my knives, that's how much I care for mine. They're worth more than most people's cars.
     
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    I'm actually kind of curious about the knives this guy is making. Apparently he's buying knife blanks made of VG-10 steel, then custom making handles and selling them at a fairly modest price. (120~$ CAD/AUS) (His website: https://www.yourlastknife.com/shop-1 )

    According to one of his comments, it's the same steel used in those Shun knives. Any idea if they'd be any good?

    (I totally want to get a Shun knife someday though, a cousin of mine has one and says it was a better purchase than his car. Unfortunately, I can't afford to shell out that much money just yet, what with my dog's recent surgery.)

    But yeah, just a general purpose chef knife. Just need a new knife for general chopping of ingredients/etc. Figure I'd like to look into getting a decent knife, rather than one of the generic 20~$ knives from Walmart/etc.

    Which means basically any knife will have to be ordered online, because there's nearly no stores in town that carry chef knives. (Other than a few stores that order stuff in for restaurants... you'd be amazed how many people in this town think the knives from Walmart/Canadian Tire are amazing/top quality products.)
     
  6. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Yeah, Walmart knives.. please no.

    If its the same steel as Shun, then I'd say go for it. You're going to want a handle that fits in your hand comfortably, and if he can give you a comprable edge, then go for it. I don't know of any other brands other than from like a Willams Sonomam, which they have useful stuff. There's also this site, which looks decent, and you might have some midrange type stuff there.
     
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    I've always been a huge fan of the brand Global, for knives that do a good job, but also aren't stupidly expensive. You're looking at around $100 at least though, for a decent chef's knife.

    I've had mine for about 10 years, and, although Zombie will probably castrate me for this, the company also makes their own knife sharpener tool which is extremely easy to use, and seems to have no problem keeping my knife extremely sharp.

    A good set of knives is one of my first priorities after I move next, however.
     
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    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    I mean, if you know how to use it right, sure.

    I prefer to let a professional do it. I could sharpen my own knives, but the amount I pay for the, its worth it to go the extra step.

    Global is a good brand. I've honestly used Shun for so long I've forgotten any other brand that would be worth while.
     
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    ...what's the issue on knife blocks? The danger of running the blade edge against the wood?

    That's pretty much dead-on what my knife is; a VG-10 blade I bought and put a handle on. I've been really happy with it. Two years in (honing between uses and oiling every time it goes back in the knife block) and I can still shave a tomato with it. I paid $60 for blade-only; you can get a similar quality knife commercially for ~$80 or so (e.g. this), or the custom handle ones you found. Blade-wise I think they're all probably much of the same. If I were in the market I'd probably splurge the extra $40 for one of those custom ones with an epoxy and aluminum flake handle rather than the mass-market one on amazon. But then I'm a whore for a nice aesthetic.
     
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    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    That and rust because moisture and bacteria. Knife blocks are a no no in a restaurant. Makes sense to practice it at home.
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    Tang should run all the way through the knife. Nothing pisses me off more than a knife falling out of the handle. You'd be surprised the number of times that's happened with me and 'big brands'
     
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    That said, at home, you should always dry your knives before you put them into a block.
     
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    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Ye. That's an obvious one. I like my magnetic strip. Ease of access and handy.
     
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    Which celebrity chef do you think is most likely to be ousted as a paedophile?

    My money's on Jamie Oliver.
     
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    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Well, Mario is ahead of everyone at this point since he got shit canned from all his endorsements for sexual harassment. He's got a long road to recovery at this point, but everyone's been surprisingly hush hush on him.

    Yeah, my monies on Jamie.

    He's all about the children.
     
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