DLP Against Humanity. And itself, really.

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Palindrome, Oct 3, 2015.

  1. CareOtters

    CareOtters Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    New and improved CAH, purged of vanilla filler cards. Now it's all HP. http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=189

    Same password as before.

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    Now that it's been playtested a few times, I'm going to edit and expand the DLP CAH deck. If anyone wants to volunteer card ideas, post 'em all here and I'll put them in. Keep it to HP/fandom references and not anything mentioning DLP or members. We're going to make that as a separate expansion which can be added in, so we can play without everyone in the game needing to know who's who on the forums to play a game.

    Got around 250 cards atm, but the playtests felt like I'll probably end up nearly doubling that for the final version. Depends how many I can pump out before I lose the urge to actually play the game. Heh.
     
  2. Palindrome

    Palindrome Magma Moderator Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Since I've run out of thumbs, know that I would gladly throw a severed thumb at you or five.

    I'm going to see if I can't get a printed version of this when it's all done, and take it with me to meetups. :D
     
  3. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Tactical Tomato DLP Supporter

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    Yeah that's my plan. Now we just gotta work on the DLP Members Expansion.
     
  4. Grubdubdub

    Grubdubdub Supreme Mugwump

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    Never tickle a sleeping __________.
    Ron spitted his pumpkin juice when Luna (started?) ________.
    You should never put your wand in your rear pocket, or ________ might happen!
    After defeating Voldemort, all Harry wanted was ______.

    A house-elf with a grudge
    Grindelwald's reincarnated corpse
    Huffelpuff
    A goblin feminist revolution
    Unicorn's sperm
    A vibrating magical dildo
    To pleasure the giant squid
     
  5. Thaumologist

    Thaumologist Chief Warlock

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    "fer the next class," Hagrid said "we'll be learnin' about ______"
    When building Hogwarts, Godric Gryffindor built a chamber of ______
    "Would you care for a cup of ________?" Asked Madam Umbridge
    Argus Filch was sent to Azkaban for _______
    _______ is the most important step of brewing the ______ potion


    Seventeen inches of throbbing centaur cock.
    Hiding under an invisibility spell and masturbating in the girls' dorms.
    100% guaranteed genuine Harry Potter brand acromantula venom
    giving a house-elf an engagement ring
    Having a mosquito for a patronus
    Laurasia?


    Not certain on tenses.
     
  6. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer

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    The Ministry Six used ______ to get to London.
    You-Know-Who, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, or as I like to call him: ______ [inspired by one too many 'Lord Moldyshorts']
    The Knight Bus, emergency transportation for the stranded ______ .
    ______, ______, and ______: Shag, Marry, or Kill.
    Harry held on to ______ for dear life.
    ______: Gilderoy Lockhart's favourite pastime.
    ______, for when Avada Kedavra just doesn't kill your enemies.
    ______ and ______, still a better love story than Twilight.
    Coming up next on the Wizarding Wireless, a four hour recording of ______.
    The Portkey activated and ______ felt a hook behind their ______, transporting them elsewhere.
    On the way to ______: the newest Zeelthor Voldebabe story.

    Minion's fic searches
    Colin Creevey perving on Harry
    Padfoot's flea bath
    Remus's furry little problem
    A midnight rendezvous with Filch
    A midnight rendezvous with Snape
    A midnight rendezvous with Umbridge
    A floating, relaxing sensation
    Salazar Slytherin's secret snake sanctuary
    Foolish wand-waving
    Heir to Merlin
    Digging Dobby's grave
    Snape muttering countercurses
    A Darth Marrs fic

    I suck at coming up with answer cards, feels entirely too generic.
     
  7. Olivia Kingston

    Olivia Kingston Fake Flamingo Prestige DLP Supporter

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    In what nation can I marry both CareOtters and Palindrome - because I need to go there post-haste with some bribe money and my 2 favorite pale people...

    Why am I out of thumbs

    I want to play next time there's a game starting :D

    No card suggestions but I'll try to think of some ...
     
  8. IAmJustAnotherGuy

    IAmJustAnotherGuy Seventh Year

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    And the Order of Merlin First Class goes to BLANK for BLANK
    What is Voldemort's dirty pleasure?
    How did Harry lost his virginity?
    In Voldemort's last moments, he thought about BLANK
    BLANK : A book by Rita Skeeter
    BLANK is a Banshee between the sheets
    There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and it is BLANK


    Slytherins obviously do cocaine
    Voldemort's bleached asshole
    DRAGONS!
    Ron jerking it to Harry's only picture of his mother
    Neville's Gran
    There's a troll in the dungeons!
    Handle it!
    An orgy in Grimmauld Place
     
  9. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    ________ is JKR's self-insert.
    HERE LIES _______, A FREE ________
    19 years later, the Potters divorced because _______ resulted in __________

    White:

    Dumbledore's withered hand-job
    HERE LIES DOBBY, A FREE ELF
    One of Taure's many disguises
     
  10. Paradise

    Paradise Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    The Middle Potter Child is named ___ ____ Potter

    Anything is better than Albus Severus amirite?