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Discussion in 'FanFic Discussion' started by Moridin, Jul 7, 2010.

  1. Sorrows

    Sorrows Professor Prestige DLP Supporter

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    To be fair that description covers a fair few characters that have been fleshed out in the fanon over the years. Was Daphne ever actually mentioned past the sorting? Yet this is the first time I even remember hearing about ol Lisa.
     
  2. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box Prestige

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    Which surely makes it even weirder that someone's only comment is that she's supposed to be an ugly bitch?
     
  3. Sataniel

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    It's probably her name.
     
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    Turpin sure sounds like an ugly bitch. :<
     
  5. Nikarell

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    Was Lisa Turpin physically and psychologically described in the books?
    I don't remember.
     
  6. Sorrows

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    Was there not a story called something like 'Whatever happened to Lisa Turpin?' or some other never again mentioned first year? Where Harry notices there is a girl missing from one of the houses that was sorted with him but when he asks about her nobody remembers her ever being there? I think I remember more than that but I don't want to mention it because If I remember rightly it had quite a neat little ending.
     
  7. Goten Askil

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    The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks, and yeah, the ending was quite excellent in my opinion.
     
  8. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box Prestige

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    As said literally five posts above yours, no. She gets named in the first Sorting, and then never even mentioned again.
     
  9. Jeram

    Jeram Elder of Zion DLP Supporter

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    Lisa Turpin is canonically bisexual, but we don't know what she looks like.
     
  10. Nikarell

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    This was one of those questions that aren't meant to be answered.
     
  11. Oz

    Oz Heir to Hogwarts Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Ah, the rhetoric is strong with this one.
     
  12. zekses

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    Lupine Horror recently got this gem:

     
  13. Nevermind

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    At least it‘s original.
     
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    13thadaption Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    Passionate but non specific. I'd bet it's a pre-prepared thing they copy/paste at will.
     
  15. Nevermind

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    Or that, yeah. Anyhow, props for imaginative (I try to avoid using the word 'creative' in this instance) use of language. Your thought considered, though, I am now wondering if there is such a thing as a review insult generator somewhere on the internet.