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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v10.0

Discussion in 'FanFic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Jun 10, 2016.

  1. Immet

    Immet Seventh Year

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    Well, first of all you have to find the witch's third nipple...
     
  2. Peter North

    Peter North Dark Lord

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    Nothing Worth Having Comes Easily -:- By : Book_addict_89 -:- Published : July 10, 2017
    Updated : August 3, 2017 5:43 am -:- Rated : Adult + -:- Chapters : 8 -:- Reviews : 12 -:- Dragon prints : 1717
    Located : Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male > Harry/Draco

    Killing Voldemort was a walk in the park compared to what Harry and Draco face now. Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts the boys are married and wanting to start a family of their own. Only nothing worth having comes easily. *This is a story about infertility and the boys journey to becoming parents.*

    Even if this wasn't a gay Harry fic. Why would anyone want to read this crap?
     
  3. Kord

    Kord Squib

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    But they're both guys, how can they have a kid together? Is it even called infertility in men? Do they mean like a surrogate mother who's infertile?

    I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!

    Also: Harry/Draco *shudders*
     
  4. The Iron Rose

    The Iron Rose Death Eater

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    You know exactly what fanfic about two guys having a kid together means.
     
  5. Nazgus

    Nazgus Death Eater

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    Years of working hard at repression says otherwise.
     
  6. Majube

    Majube Seventh Year

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    The Idiot by jinxy1991
    Strong Uzumaki Naruto Donkey Sakura bitchy Sakura Kekkei Genkai | Bloodline Limit Uchiha Uzumaki - Freeform Rinnegan Sharingan rinne sharingan Team 7 - Freeform

    Summary
    Naruto has always played the idiot the loud annoying dobe that people looked down on
    but the truth is he's a tactical genius and far more powerful than all the Kage.

    After becoming a Genin he drops his disguise. His team discovers secrets that not even the Hokage knew about and Sasuke is sent on a ride full of questions.


    :colbert: Donkey Sakura... Why not just put bashing?
     
  7. Seyllian

    Seyllian Professor DLP Supporter

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    I'm most impressed that the author managed to not spell anything wrong.
     
  8. gokieks

    gokieks First Year

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    "loud annoying dobe"?
     
  9. Fenraellis

    Fenraellis Minister of Magic

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    Well, technically that's not spelled wrong... it's just really awkward language mixing.
     
  10. Plotless

    Plotless Groundskeeper

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    It's morally wrong.
     
  11. Tyrx

    Tyrx Muggle

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    Why does that need to be mentioned at all, let alone as a warning?
     
  12. Ghosthree3

    Ghosthree3 Unspeakable DLP Supporter

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    Do you even 2017 bro?
     
  13. Seyllian

    Seyllian Professor DLP Supporter

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    His bio reads: "I've been an adult for quite awhile now"

    No, dude, apparently you haven't been an adult for a while, if at all.

    WHAT did you say... teme?
     
  14. Download

    Download Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    I don't even...
     
  15. Moukaboy

    Moukaboy Third Year

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    I mean black-k-kat (a naruto ff writer , surprisingly good) stopped her story reverse for a time after reviewers asked her why there were no straight people in Konoha
     
  16. Psychotic Cat

    Psychotic Cat Unspeakable

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    It's obviously an insidious plot between the Konoha Dentistry Association and the Stork Summon Clan to put fluoride into the water to make Konoha wholly dependent on the Storks for new ninja.
     
  17. Tempestuous Ocean

    Tempestuous Ocean First Year

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    I don't know if this is Dumbledore bashing.
     
  18. Sataniel

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    How a pairing can be "not really, but sort of" het?
     
  19. chiefnewo

    chiefnewo First Year DLP Supporter

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    Looks like they had a stroke writing that second sentence.
     
  20. Download

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    I just can't figure out why anyone would want to write a Superjail romance SI.