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Oneshot Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed by The-Caitiff - T

Discussion in 'Humor' started by bornagainpenguin, Sep 22, 2006.

  1. bornagainpenguin

    bornagainpenguin DLP Archivist

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    Title: Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed
    Author: The-Caitiff
    Rating: T
    Genre: Humor/Parody
    Pairing: None
    Words: 1,223
    Published: August 8, 2006


    Status: Oneshot

    Summary: Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.

    Link: Story Here, Laugh Good!

    It's short, somewhat cliched in how it starts out, but once you get past standard Fifth Year Summer Setup #6543, the author manages to take the story completely out into left field and leaves you laughing on the floor. Or maybe I'm just tired and it's funnier to me because of that? Whatever the case may be this is a nice short setup for a belly laugh. I'd love to see how far the author could take this if he decided to keep going, so long as the story maintained its humorous outlook.

    NOTE: This story has absolutely nothing to do with Mrs. Norris, the reason I avoided reading it the first few times I was checking the author's profile for their other works. I refuse to say anything about the plot because that's spoil it for you. Just read the thing, it's GOOD! ;P

    --bornagainpenguin (who hopes he managed to dot his 't' and cross his eyes...err wait...)


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  2. radioactive

    radioactive Third Year

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    Yes, I quite agree. Left me on the floor laughing... 5/5, the story is simply hilarious.
     
  3. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Good for a chuckle. :)

    Beware the Cat-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named! And make me some waffles, bitch!
     
  4. Cthulu

    Cthulu Unintelligent Bigot

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    Hilarious!

    5/5!
     
  5. DemonDream

    DemonDream Professor

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    I had actually read this before, but forgotten about it. This story is plain funny, I love it. 5/5
     
  6. Gullible

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    Excellent, Fluffy is king. :whipped:

    5/5
     
  7. mcatrage

    mcatrage Raptured to Hell

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    awesome, this has to be added on to and bring fluffy to hogwarts.

    5/5 worth moving right away
     
  8. Mordecai

    Mordecai Drunken Scotsman –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    good god man, write more

    5/5
     
  9. The-Hyphenated-One

    The-Hyphenated-One Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    that was really funny, and you should write some more soon!!!!
     
  10. ip82

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    Funny story. Too short, though.
     
  11. vsd2oc

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    Its interesting... noting else. Just interesting. Sorry 3.5/5.

    One Chapter doesn't make a classic. Infact 3/5.... someone's (preferably the author) got to convince me to give it more.
     
  12. KeshinNoAkui

    KeshinNoAkui Seventh Year

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    I really enjoyed it. =D

    5/5
     
  13. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    Eh...it was amusing. 4/5, but a little too short to be really funny, IMHO.
     
  14. chronic dragon

    chronic dragon Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    I must be the only one who didn't find it that funny.
     
  15. Moeed

    Moeed Third Year

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    boring....bleh!
     
  16. mcatrage

    mcatrage Raptured to Hell

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    its very original thats the main thing for me

    lately its rare to find anything remotely original
     
  17. Mercenary

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    It's good for a laugh, but nothing else really . Its got my vote.

    Off topic: That first sentence of mine... Doesnt it seem kind of grammtically incorrect? I couldn't figure out how to fix it...
     
  18. bmatsea

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    i droped to the floor laughing too hard. Fluffy, NO I'M A GOOD SLAVE DON"T KILL ME
     
  19. Fey Athene

    Fey Athene Guest

    XP I rather like it
    5/5
     
  20. the-caitiff

    the-caitiff Death Eater

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    Everytime I try to write more of that it just feels like repeating the same joke.
    Ok, scary talking cat who wants to rule the world... Great jooke on muggles, less likely to work on any wizard with a brain.
     
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