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Harry Potter Memes Part III

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jul 19, 2012.

  1. Arthellion

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    TWT knows all about McGonagall's biscuits.

    *waggles eyebrows*
     
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    A soggy biscuit is a classic part of the British boarding school experience. Hogwarts is no different.
     
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    I had to look it up. I feel all enlightened now.

    Bastard.
     
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    Really wish I had a pic of Fred Durst handy to punctuate this line of talk.

    Re: my original question. It's been a while since I read the books, but I recall that Harry already knew that McGonagall didn't like Umbridge, which is why I don't consider avoiding punishment is actually a plot twist.
     
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    Now there's a proper Dumbledore!
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    This still slays me.
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    Why is the Sorting Hat sorting them into the houses when they are already wearing their house colors?
     
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    Duh, how did you think the hat knew where to put them?
     
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    It looks like the hat also read the Black Prince and liked what he read.
     
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    Then Harry would be a Baratheon, not a Lannister.
     
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    I always forget that given just how little interaction he has with the Baratheon side of his family compared to the Lannister.
     
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