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Discussion in 'Introduction Archives [Closed]' started by pavonis, Mar 27, 2006.

  1. pavonis

    pavonis Backtraced

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    I've posted two posts already so I thought that maybe I should post an intro.

    Hi. I'm Pavonis.



    Oh....Wait....



    I enjoy new and more creative ways of killing/maiming most of the Weasleys, and Dumbles, Hermione, possibly Tonks, Rita Skeeter, Gilderoy, Fudge... Oh heck lets just leave it at the killing/maiming. I also enjoy fics where the author is capable of using grammar and compound sentences. If there is a plot and actual plot devices its getting somewhere. Combining the two it looked like I might like the board, though apparently my first post in the fanfic discussion area came too close to a looking-for post. *sigh*
     
  2. Evil Shnitzel

    Evil Shnitzel High Inquisitor

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    Welcome to DLP!!!!
    Now some people will tell you where the bathroom is. Do not listen to them!!! If you must pee on Gio. ;)
    Pick up your kitchenware weapon and good luck. :)
     
  3. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    Now, remember to unhandle your newly acquired kitchenware while utilizing the bathroom... especially in case you choose anything sharp or edgy. Several members didn't heed this warning and we're now using them as fountains...

    Anyway, welcome.
     
  4. DGD

    DGD Headmaster

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    Welcome, take a look at the rules, then have fun posting.
     
  5. Zevrillion

    Zevrillion Founder Retired Staff

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    Welcome to DLP.net.
     
  6. That_Boy

    That_Boy DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    Welcome to :GDie1 have a good stay and try to avoid...well everyone really. Just keep your head down and you'll be fine.
     
  7. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    The bathroom is up the stairs and to the left.

    If you attaempt to pee on me, I WILL kill you. This is a foregone conclusion as Linked's poor widdle poodle was unfortunate enough to find out as I flayed it alive over the course of 3 weeks while replacing each bit of removed skin with a salt/gel coagulating solution.
     
  8. LINKed up

    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Gio, FYI, I never have and never will oen a poodle. I am a cat person, and cats just pee on your furniture, not on the people. On a related note, stay away from the cats bish.

    Anyways, welcome to DLP.net. The kitchen is down stairs, as is the dungeon where we currently hold over a thousand slash lovers, minus meowy cause she is cool, and Ginny, in the same cell. Do be wary of that area and while there, remember:

    DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS
     
  9. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Your just denying it because you fear me :)


    Oh and make sure to send lots of H/G and Draco/Harry smut/fluff fics to the site Admins.

    They love them.
     
  10. sirius009

    sirius009 Minister of Magic

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    Don't forget that we all love dumbledore as well..
     
  11. LINKed up

    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Gio, why should I fear you? You only moderate the MD section, in which I don't post that much anymore.
     
  12. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Umm... Ok, way to take blatant fucking around sarcasm as a serious comment.

    Douchebag.

    You fear me because I falyed your poodle :)

    You might not remember it because the trauma was to much.
     
  13. LINKed up

    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Well, Gio, I aim to please and to misinterpret. And, BTW, you may not know it yet, but you see dead people...
     
  14. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    I have sex with them to :)
     
  15. LINKed up

    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Well, considering The Office... that isn't very surprising coming from you... NECROPHILIAC!!! :p

    Edit: Better? :p
     
  16. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    You used the wrong tense of the word. You should have used "Necrophiliac"
     
  17. Silent

    Silent Kinky Wench

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    ...Okay....

    Now they're done giving you bad mental images, welcome to DLP!
     
  18. LINKed up

    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Oh yes Silent, and your ava doesn't give anyone a bad mental image? I do believe that it scares some or most of the people here... not me though, I get scared from unexplained ambient noises and freaky ghost stories.
     
  19. Dubrichius

    Dubrichius Groundskeeper

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    Welcome to DLP.net. As you can probably tell, we're all rather mad here, but it's all in good fun! Oh, and send all of the slashy, and Harry/Ginslut stories to Office boy, he's the one who really loves them! :mrgreen:
     
  20. bornagainpenguin

    bornagainpenguin DLP Archivist

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    Welcome to :GDie1! I'd have said hello already by now but have been rather busy with my personal life lately and am only now just beginning to catch up my reading!

    --bornagainpenguin