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Discussion in 'Hall of Shame' started by Abby, Apr 11, 2008.

  1. Abby

    Abby First Year

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    I'm Abby. I'm excited to be here.
     
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  2. Humbolt

    Humbolt Seventh Year

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    More information please. Fanfiction likes, dislikes, favorite pairing that kind of shit.

    And I don't give a damn that you're excited to be here. I doubt many people give a damn that you're excited to be here. So more information or GTFO.
     
  3. Abby

    Abby First Year

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    Well, I'm new here. I decide to do that, when I want to. :(
     
  4. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    [​IMG]

    Nao plox.
     
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  5. Abby

    Abby First Year

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    what the fuck is your problem? Am I not welcome, here?
     
  6. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Depends.

    What State?
     
  7. Abby

    Abby First Year

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    Am I not welcome, here or something?

    Stop deleting my posts.
     
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  8. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Thar... photo fix'd.

    Answer to your question is here.

    If you don't have the time to spend a little time putting some effort into being here, I don't have time to waste with you. So just show tits and get the hell out already. I have other things to do.

    Don't expect to be treated nicely just because you signed up. You'll be treated the same as everyone else. Poorly.
     
  9. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    I take my question back and replace it with a statement:

    Gtfo you fucking yank.
     
  10. Humbolt

    Humbolt Seventh Year

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    You're welcome here as long as you don't fuck up.

    It's just that the point of an introduction thread is to tell us about you, and when you state the obvious, your name and that you are new here, we get annoyed.
     
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  11. Abby

    Abby First Year

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    I'm from australia, dipshit.

    I'm sorry. I didn't know that.
     
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  12. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    No you're not. o_o

    if you were you'd give me the state you're in.

    But you're an American douchebitch so you wouldn't understand that. ;D
     
  13. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw System God Admin

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    Perhaps you don't get it, so I'll put it into small words: lurk moar.

    When someone posts an introduction, they're expected to say more than "Hi, I'm a fool who can't read." By then refusing after a query for more information in some misguided attempt to be mysterious, you've invoked the ire of the members, and mine.

    Edit:
    Wut? Fake Aussie? I lol'd.
     
  14. Narf

    Narf Administrator Admin DLP Supporter

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    You're not welcome here if your introduction consists of, "Hi."

    Look at the stickies, get the general idea of what an intro is supposed to look like, and then write one. Or don't, it's up to you. No one is forcing you to write an intro. But if you do write one, we expect it to be good, and not stupid shit like this. This subforum isn't for people to simply say "hi." It's a subforum for people to get to know the likes/dislikes of the new member.

    So you have 4 choices.

    1) Listen and write a good introduction.

    2) Don't post an intro, and I'll delete this.

    3) Post a picture of your tits.

    4) GTFO our forums.

    Your choice.
     
  15. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ...You have failed to grasp the concept, so I say again.

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  16. Abby

    Abby First Year

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    you know what? Fuck you. I don't know, why I bother. I'm deleting my account.
     
  17. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    nah you're not. ^_^
     
  18. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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  19. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw System God Admin

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    I'd like to see you try deleting it, however we'll happily induct you into the Order of the Bansticked.

    Permission to board denied.
     
  20. ramadden13

    ramadden13 Fifth Year

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    The first smart thing you said. This will now be rhetorical, but if you're from Australia, why is your location listed as Florida.