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Discussion in 'Introduction Archives [Closed]' started by Spikes, Apr 13, 2006.

  1. Spikes

    Spikes Backtraced

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    Hello, i am spikes and I hate harryginny story's and i've been reading Fanfiction for a few months.
     
  2. chronic dragon

    chronic dragon Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    welcome we encourage all new users to navigate with care...never know when the rabid ginsluts are wandering loose
     
  3. Master Slytherin

    Master Slytherin Headmaster

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    While Cervus takes his time thinking of an 'original' reply, welcome to dlp! Oh and his rates start at 2 cents apparently.
     
  4. andiais

    andiais DA Member

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    hello! would you like my sickening harry/dobby hybrids? they make me ill. please take them, on offer! two for one! B.O.G.O.F! or i may give em to cervus....they were his creations, after all.
     
  5. LINKed up

    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Welcome to DLP.net. Have fun here and enjoy the show.


    Oh, watch out for Giovanni, he may just corrupt you... :ph34r:

    Edit: On second thought, watch out for Cervus. He is worse. Anything he says about a BFE is untrue, FYI.
     
  6. andiais

    andiais DA Member

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    and here i was comig round to my little habbies too. to the pound with them.
     
  7. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    And I shall take them gladly... being a proud member of BFE and all.

    Spikes, you've come to the wrong place I'm afraid. Hating Ginny will get you nowhere here as most of the members are also members of ginnypotter.com. Yes they deny it, but they are merely trying to deny that they have a problem.

    We're a board that pride ourselves on the quality of the fiction we recommend. Because of this you will only find the very best Slash, MPREG, Harry/Ginny, and bestiality fanfiction listed in the library section of this site. Feel free to add to it, just remember that we like our fics to be graphic NC-17 and anything below that rating is frowned upon. For a modest two cents you can buy a 'I LOVE HUMPS' t-shirt, all proceeds from sales of these fantastic designer shirts go to the 'buy Sree a new camel' campaign.

    I'll end this post by welcoming you... so welcome!
     
  8. Spikes

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    Ok thank you all for the greetings and i think I will add a story or too to the bestiality libary. :) :)
     
  9. The Sinner

    The Sinner Looked into the void

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    Bestiality?

    WHERE!!!

    Oh yeah, almost forget. Hey spikey! BEWARE MY NINJITSU-SPORK!!!
     
  10. LINKed up

    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Naughty, naughty!! If admin have spork, you no have spork!
     
  11. Cell

    Cell Gunner of The Black Poison DLP Supporter

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    Welcome to DLP.net foeums.Hope you enjoy your stay here with us.

    Do you hate Slash?Didn't see the I hate slash fics in your intro.
     
  12. DGD

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    Welcome. Have a good time.
     
  13. Lady Almaren

    Lady Almaren Seventh Year

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    Welcome to DLP!! Just kick off you shoes and relax your feet. Bathroom's are on the left. Torture chambers further down the hall to the right. You'll find the kitchenware in the third drawer from the bottom.

    Enjoy!!!! :)
     
  14. pyrobriar

    pyrobriar First Year

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    Hey Spikes, you are soooo in the right place if your anti Gin!!!!Most of us with we could :headshot: followed by :microwave: her

    Dont worry, were friendly.......most of the time.

    Anyway, Welcome...and pick your kitchenware wisely, sometimes its the only thing that will keep you alive!!!
     
  15. Spikes

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    Ok everybody i'll make sure to pick up my kitchenware.

    And celly cel of course I hate slash
     
  16. Niffler Lord

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    Hi and Welcome. Since everyone seems to have told you everything that needs to be known. I think I'll go have a beer!
     
  17. apocalypsemeow

    apocalypsemeow Professor DLP Supporter

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    Hwool, and welcome!