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Oneshot How the Voldemort Stole Christmas by LeRob - M - One Shot

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Rob, Dec 9, 2006.

4.592592716217/5, 27 votes
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  1. Rob

    Rob Looked into the void

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    Dec 9, 2006 #1
    Title: How the Voldemort Stole Christmas
    Author: LeRob
    Rating: M (graphic violence, albeit comically graphic)
    Genre: Humor/Crossover
    DLP Category: Humour
    Pairing: None.
    Words: 1,343
    Published: December 9, 2006
    Status: Complete.
    Summary: You're a mean one, Mr. Riddle.
    Link: http://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?p=88016 - DLP | Works by Author


    Checked by Minion, February 4, 2013
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Feb 4, 2013
  2. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Dec 9, 2006 #2
    5/5 No doubt.
     
  3. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Dec 9, 2006 #3
    I disagree Jon...

    I'd say 6/5 at least.

    Best. Poem. Ever.
     
  4. MrINBN

    MrINBN Unspeakable

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    Dec 9, 2006 #4
    Heh. It's a good oneshot, no doubt about it. 5/5
     
  5. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    Dec 9, 2006 #5
    5/5, this is awesome. Orgasmicly so.
     
  6. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One

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    Dec 9, 2006 #6
    Very nice. The rhymes are just as good as Seuss's, but with all real words!

    5/5
     
  7. the-caitiff

    the-caitiff Death Eater

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    Dec 9, 2006 #7
    6/5! You got that extra 1 for killing Ginny with a bat.
     
  8. Randeemy

    Randeemy Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Dec 9, 2006 #8
    That was brilliant! Frame it...
     
  9. Swimdraconian

    Swimdraconian Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Dec 9, 2006 #9
    You've just kicked Seuss out of the house with that one.

    5/5!
     
  10. deathtehfluffybunny

    deathtehfluffybunny Fourth Year

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    Dec 9, 2006 #10
    That was fantastic. I was laughing the whole time.
    5/5
     
  11. Nexus

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    No doubts about .
    [size=+2] Straight to the [/size]

    [​IMG]​
     
  12. Kari Black

    Kari Black DA Member

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    Hilarious. 5/5
     
  13. Duke of Rothwood

    Duke of Rothwood Professor

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    Dec 9, 2006 #13
    An excellent fic, you did a good job of making it fit with Suess's version

    And like others have said, killing Ginny with a bat is great as well
     
  14. Shuujaku

    Shuujaku Fourth Year

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    Mad props to you, Rob.

    5/5
     
  15. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    10/5

    For the Uber Fucking Win. This is just FULL of awesome.
     
  16. DemonDream

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    Absolutely incredible. 5 out of fucking 5, are you going to make more?
     
  17. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Dec 10, 2006 #17
    Orgasmic, seriously.
     
  18. Potterfreak52390

    Potterfreak52390 Squib

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    Damn.... That was good. 5/5 and I take my hat off to you.
     
  19. Kiklo

    Kiklo Seventh Year

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    Rob...you got talent, and you made my day. ^_^ 5/5
     
  20. Nullify

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    Definite win. 5/5. ^_^
     
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