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Oneshot HPParody by Shezza88 - T

Discussion in 'Humor' started by drake33, May 23, 2006.

  1. drake33

    drake33 Squib

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    Title: HPParody
    Author: Shezza88
    Rating: T
    Genre: Humor/Parody
    Pairing: None
    Words: 10,826
    Published: May 21, 2006
    Status: Oneshot


    So here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t use his penis as a wand, punches a goblin in the face, doesn’t own any secret family vaults, definitely doesn’t find Bellatrix attractive and didn't find out that Dumbledore was manipulative and diguise himself to sneak off to Diagon Alley where he didn't buy an illegal Time Turner and Dark Arts books from Knocturn Alley

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2951377/1/


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  2. Cupspeaker

    Cupspeaker Looked into the void

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    i read it I will.

    Shezza has good fics, too bad he dont update much.
     
  3. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    This is kinda random and slow at times, but few hillarious parts makes it worth reading.
     
  4. Cupspeaker

    Cupspeaker Looked into the void

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    This was an awesome fic. It was the BEST humor fic I have ever read, rivalling the works of nonjon and Rosarch\\\'s blot. I was laughing the entire time I was reading it.

    Quote :

    \\\"Since I couldn’t hold a wand any more, I devised a way to make a natural magical conduct through my penis. However, my penis will only work as a wand when I have an erection, otherwise I can’t aim. You see, I find that my penis is much larger than many other penises, which allows me to move more naturally and aim my penis to a far better degree of accuracy. It’s all in the penis Mr Potter, it’s all in the penis.” Henry said proudly, the bulging his pants very prominent now.

    LOL
     
  5. TheIllusiveOne

    TheIllusiveOne Raptured to Hell

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    LMAO, this was excellent. This was probably the best charactorzation of Harry i've ever read.
     
  6. Niffler Lord

    Niffler Lord Headmaster

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    That was funny. A very good parody even if it seemed a little random at times.
     
  7. John Croaker

    John Croaker Second Year

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    Quite good and very funny indeed. :)
     
  8. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Ugh, I know this will be considered necroing, but I have to add my two cents. Even with the focus on the story on very well-done Humor and Parody, the battle scenes are far superior to many others I have read.
     
  9. JCCS

    JCCS Third Year

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    Haha

    It's kind of messed up with the rubber bands though
     
  10. Croaker

    Croaker First Year

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    The Moody scene alone made this worth reading. The overreach for humor on the eye descriptions hurt though.
     
  11. [KS18]Raziel44

    [KS18]Raziel44 Card Captored and buttsecksed

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    “What’s going on here?” He asked mildly, because he was such a mild man. He used mildness like a duck used water; he was just so mild, except for every fourth weekend where he would go outside, an animal rage and lust burning through his body, his eyes gleaming brightly in the night and he would buy himself a packet of condoms then walk to the red-light district to burn away his lust. Remus Lupin was a very lonely man. Oh, and he was a werewolf as well.

    HAHAHA wtf this fic is really funny xD