The governments don't have any income anymore so they charge you to pay for everything.

I wish for the world to speak only one language (which I can understand, speak, read and write, too)

 

you have unified earth under one language! Which you could speak before the accident that claimed your voice.

I wish for the hp world to be real.

 

Ginslut rapes you.

I wish my army of flying monkeys was stronger.

 

They do, but then a girl from kansas traveling with a lion, a scarecrow, and a tin man sprays you with a super soaker. You melt.

I wish comics were $1.50 like they were when I was a kid.

 

The cost of a comic is $1.50, but you only get a page per payment.

I wish I could fly.

 

You are able to fly at will. Sadly, you should have look where you were flying instead of checking out those hot chicks that were sunbathing down there. After hitting your head, you see a few small versions of yourself flying around your head, illustrating your confusion. You feel mocked.

I wish to get to heaven. When I die, that is.

 

You go to heaven, then realize it's just a endless white room. You are there for eternity.

I wish I could cross the pacific ocean in 2 sec.

 

you cross the pacific ocean in 2 seconds but cannot stop you keep going and going and going.....Forever.

I wish for a cool new videogame.

 

You get it. It's called "Undress and fuck Ginny Weasley horror game".

I wish I wasn't so bored.

 

You start to play some cool new videogame. Say, "Seduce and Undress Ginny Weasley". Like watching a train wreck, you cannot turn away and play it through, horrified. 20 seconds never were that long.

I wish for more creativity.

 

You get a large streak of creativity, sadly, it's in writing ginslut stories.

I wish I was in Rome.

 

You do as the Romans do. That is, swimming. With shoes. Heavy ones. Made by a guy in a suit named Squeaky Vinnie.

I wish I could go to Spain for another week. Or South Italy. No wait, Spain it is.

 

You go to Spain where you participate in the running of the bulls... you are trampled.

I wish Antartica was an ice skating rink.

 

Granted, but then you have to go to antartica to see this o so amazing skating rink. When your there, your plane crashes and back home everyone who knows you dies. No one knows your missing and you have no means of returning home. All you have to live on is a big block of ice and a very angry polar bear.

I wish FFNET was controlled by darklordpotter.net and all their crappy stories were deleted and only the best remained.

 

With 50 fics out of the 249232 remaining site visitation drops dramatically and eveyone forgets the site even exists.

I wish I had a green lantern ring.

 

You have one, but it doesn't fit properly. You try and force it on your finger but it gets mad at you and makes you head explode.

I wish i had an advanced healing factor like wolverine.

 

You get it, but you get decapitated.

I wish I had both Wolverine's healing ability, AND Adamantine-enhanced skeleton.

 

Onslaught rips it out of your body.

I wish I had more drive for writing fanfiction.

 

You get the drive but it's only compels you to write harry/ginslut, domin, slash, pussy-harry stories for adultfanfiction.

I wish i had more talent for writing GOOD fanfiction

 

You have an unbelievable talent, but since that car crash, you cannot write anymore. Even Stephen Hawking has more ability to interact with everone than you. Your ffs play out in your head, with you as the only spectator.

I wish I had more talent for writing good fanfiction and be able to write and publish them.