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  1. 3rdeye

    3rdeye Looked into the void

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    Ello! Me name is as you see , by the sea, 3rdeye. I hate every thing! Just in case you try to ask what i like. which you wouldn't if you now whats good for you! And expect me to disappear for doses of helium every now and then:D
    also i plan to take over world with my army of evil bannanas!
    :banana: :banana: :banana:
     
  2. Master Slytherin

    Master Slytherin Headmaster

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    Erm...welcome to dlp.
     
  3. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    You do know those aren't really bananas but are actually yellow dildos you earn in exchange for well... I'm sure Cervus and Sree will tell you.

    Welcome to DLP.
     
  4. MysterioX

    MysterioX Professor

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    Welcome to the forum!
     
  5. 3rdeye

    3rdeye Looked into the void

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    They look like bannanas to me, so there banannas enuogh said i think!
    And have i confused someone yet? I like confusing ppl. Probaly why i use long words that i dont even know mean! And im :twisted: thought you might want to know.
     
  6. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw System God Admin

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    Welcome to DLP.Net!
     
  7. Leibhaftige Finsternis

    Leibhaftige Finsternis First Year

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    To Whom It May Concern
    The King of the Land of Darkness sends greetings to the lunatic known as 3rdeye. He notices that you know of the horror that is Ginslut and proposes an alliance to combat this horrendous threat. He feels that the might of the armies of Darkness, along with you armies, will increase exponentially, and will enable both armies to crush all that would oppose them. To this extent, he extends and invitation to discuss the terms of the proposed alliance and to share information on the other threats, including, but not limited to the Weasel, Herman, and Dumb-Fuck. If you choose to accept this invitation, please send notification as soon as possible.
    Leibhaftige Finsternis, Darkness Incarnate


    Welcome to DLP
     
  8. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    Greetings. May your life be blessed with MPREG and may Slash come to you in abundance. May your time here be enjoyable and may you not meet Sree's camel in a darkened hallway.
     
  9. apocalypsemeow

    apocalypsemeow Professor DLP Supporter

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    Hwool, and welcome.
     
  10. Cell

    Cell Gunner of The Black Poison DLP Supporter

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    Hahahahaha. F.A.R.T. Welcome to DLP.net and F.A.R.T.
     
  11. Niffler Lord

    Niffler Lord Headmaster

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    Hi and welcome
     
  12. 3rdeye

    3rdeye Looked into the void

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    Ah, your all making me feel so loved! And there goes sarcastic part 1. And Dumb-fuck? Interesting name. I prefer to call him Dumbly-Idiot
     
  13. Leibhaftige Finsternis

    Leibhaftige Finsternis First Year

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    As long as the name is a direct insult, I don't care what you call him.
     
  14. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Just don't act like Leiby until you've got over 1000 posts under your belt... Or a shitload of rep points, and you'll be fine.

    Welcome to the forum :)

    Also, never use more than one dancing yellow dildo in a post!

    -Giovanni aka Dancing Yellow Dildo (DYD) #3.
     
  15. zEROfrustration

    zEROfrustration Second Year

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    Welcome!

    And yes, if you use more than 1 dancing yellow dildo, it'll look like you want something... interesting.

    zEROfrustration
     
  16. CGB

    CGB Auror

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    Hey and welcome to DLP
     
  17. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    Hooray! Another psycho! Y'know, you can never have too many psycho's in one place at one time, and I don't think that we have enough here at DLP.

    It's too bad that you like yellow, dancing dildos, because here at DLP, we burn sympathizers of slash and Mpreg at the stake.

    Enjoy!
     
  18. Leibhaftige Finsternis

    Leibhaftige Finsternis First Year

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    Hey, it's not my fault I have mental problems... blame the polka dots, I touched one and it zapped my mind so... wait... then it is my fault... nevermind.
     
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    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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