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If Trump wins...

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Aug 21, 2016.

  1. Oz

    Oz UNQUESTIONABLY THE MOST HETERO MAN IN THE WORLD Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I will give up wanking until the day he is no longer president. No joke.

    Americans of DLP, my dick is partially in your hands. Please vote wisely.
     
  2. Mestre

    Mestre Fourth Year

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  3. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Didn't think you could reach anyways Oz.
     
  4. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer

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    Best Pro-Trump argument I've seen in a long while.
     
  5. Red Aviary

    Red Aviary Hogdorinclawpuff Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Get that chastity belt ready.
     
  6. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Are you really prepared to take that bet after the whole shenanigans with Brexit?
     
  7. Peter North

    Peter North Dark Lord

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    You know your a Trump supporter if your not into grabbing other men's dicks.
     
  8. Kang

    Kang Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    At least it might motivate you to get someone else to fondle the abomination you call a ''penis''. <3
     
  9. Peter North

    Peter North Dark Lord

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    I think I'd prefer to fondle my own.
     
  10. Hawkin

    Hawkin Minister of Magic

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    You can also move to Canada; we're a friendly bunch, and we have 1 massive shooting per like...15 years or something.

    Also, we're sorry for your Trump situation.
     
  11. ChaosGuy

    ChaosGuy Auror

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    So wait... was this meant to get me to vote FOR Trump or against him?
     
  12. KHAAAAAAAN!!

    KHAAAAAAAN!! Troll in the Dungeon Prestige DLP Supporter

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    I guess that depends on your feelings about Oz's dong.
     
  13. Darth Disaster

    Darth Disaster The Waking Sith Prestige DLP Supporter

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    waitwaitwait... where's the downside supposed to be here?
     
  14. BTT

    BTT Death Eater

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    I dunno, Oz. This strategy is kind of underwhelming for your Trump card.
     
  15. Legend3381

    Legend3381 Seventh Year

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    If trump wins there may be a second american civil war. To much tension between whites and non-whites. Trump and his followers are stroking those flames.

    What happens if trump wins and then gets re-elected. Will that be 8 years with Spanking the Monkey? You dick will atrophy.
     
  16. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer

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    To be fair, Oz left himself a couple of outs, from the simple 'get someone else to do it' to more than a few slightly more kinky options, not all of which require a second person.
     
  17. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer

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    So, @Oz, Trump is rising in the polls and there's five days to go. How fares the search for a SO who could help you get around the 'no wanking' clause?
     
  18. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Last weekend he was dancing pretty suggestively with an Asian chick so... Things are looking up.
     
  19. Oz

    Oz UNQUESTIONABLY THE MOST HETERO MAN IN THE WORLD Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I wish I could remember that. :(
     
  20. bolko7

    bolko7 Second Year DLP Supporter

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    Trump will be good for TV ;)