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If Trump wins...

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Aug 21, 2016.

  1. SmileOfTheKill

    SmileOfTheKill Magical Amber

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    Did you just offer to jerk off Oz?
     
  2. mort

    mort Groundskeeper

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    The name's mort, not 'somebody' -.-;
     
  3. Oz

    Oz The Big Kahuna Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Backtracing mort's IP address as we speak.
     
  4. Skykes

    Skykes Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Don't back off now, you made a promise.
     
  5. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Tactical Tomato DLP Supporter

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    Take one for the team mort.

    In other news, spanked it again. It's like, 'I don't really feel like it, but I'm kinda bored, so why not? Gotta fill the hours somehow, might as well masturbate.'
     
  6. mort

    mort Groundskeeper

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    Is this my punishment for making bad jokes?
     
  7. Download

    Download Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    The electric chair is.
     
  8. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer

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    DLP sees right through your flimsy 'talk generic, mean specific' parlance. :sherlock:
     
  9. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Chins up, Oz, now you have proper motivation to find yourself a lady-friend. And a good pick-up line, in the right circumstances...

    "Listen, I need your help. I made this pledge..."
     
  10. Quick Ben

    Quick Ben In ur docs, stealin ur werds.

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    Wow someone who speaks actual sense.

    Its like the Democratic voters can't believe that people can think differently from them.
     
  11. Kang

    Kang Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    As a sane human being I feel terrible about this election.

    As a human shaped pile of shit though...

    AHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH OZ WITH THE 4 YEAR BLUE BALLS
     
  12. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer

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    FTFY.

    Source: every functioning (semi-)democracy everywhere, any point in history.
     
  13. Fiat

    Fiat The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    You'll be fine, Oz. Just try to find yourself an American wannabe-expat and offer her citizenship in exchange for four years of sex.

    Come on, it's not like that's the kind of thing that would be frowned upon under the new regime.
     
  14. DarthBill

    DarthBill Dark Lord

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    It's more like we're terrified we're going to wake up next year in nuclear Armageddon, or with a huge, tacky, useless, expensive wall on our boarder.
     
  15. joshuafaramir

    joshuafaramir Unspeakable

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    America will be great again.
     
  16. yak

    yak Moderator Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Just not in the next four years.
     
  17. thoriyan

    thoriyan Slug Club Member

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    Oz might be frustrated enough to run for President in four years...
     
  18. Oz

    Oz The Big Kahuna Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Cleaned my apartment last night.
     
  19. DarthBill

    DarthBill Dark Lord

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    You are going to get so much accomplished in the next four years.
     
  20. BTT

    BTT Order Member

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    He'll have to deal without that post-wank clarity, though.