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IRC Quotes Part II: Vintage Edition

Discussion in 'Real Life Discussion' started by Xiph0, Jan 2, 2016.

  1. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign Prestige

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    Ya'll thumbing this shit like it's funny instead of terrifying.

    (but I approve of fucking with Taure)
     
  2. Seyllian

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    What harm is a little anarchy?
     
  3. Genghiz Khan

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    [19:07:06] Elara: image analytics - anyone got an idea of good providers?
    [19:09:54] Elara: so far I've got Clarifai, Amazon's Rekognition, Google Cloud Vision and a load of also-rans
    [23:06:55] Oz: Create a Bayesian neural network and train it on two million photos of turds
    [23:08:10] T3t: lolololol
    [23:16:09] Sauce: Where will we find that many pictures of you, Oz?
    [23:16:50] Oz: :(
    [23:16:53] Oz: I'm leaving
     
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    [01:30] <Peter> I did something really fucking stupid yesterday and need advice
    [01:31] <T3t> sup
    [01:31] <Paladin> delete facebook, hit the gym, lawyer up
    [01:31] <Sauce> Delete the gym, hit your lawyer, facebook up.
    [01:31] <T3t> :(
    [01:31] <Peter> There is this girl at work who has been hanging out with me after and she got me on snapchat
    [01:32] <Peter> she sent me this really questionable video

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    [01:32] <Sauce> Define questionable.
    [01:32] <T3t> questionable as in sexual?
    [01:32] <Peter> yes
    [01:32] <Sauce> Questionable as in people in it are of questionable age?
    [01:32] <Sauce> Questionable as in her intent is unclear?
    [01:32] <T3t> did she send it specifically to you, or to you as well as a bunch of other people?
    [01:33] <T3t> (i realize snapchat doesn't tell you, but.. contextually..)
    [01:33] <Sauce> Give me something to work with here.
    [01:33] <Peter> I don't know if it was me or a bunch of people
    [01:33] <Peter> it's her voice and questionable sounds
    [01:33] <Peter> the point is I asked and she got really mad
    [01:33] <T3t> asked... what?
    [01:34] <Peter> I was slighty buzzed and it came across as if I was aking her if she was having sex for money
    [01:34] <T3t> ...
    [01:34] <Peter> I did not proposition her
    [01:34] <T3t> holy shit
    [01:34] <Sauce> w o w
    [01:34] <T3t> ok
    [01:35] <T3t> do not message her again
    [01:35] <T3t> do not apologize
    [01:35] <Sauce> "I accused my coworker of being a whore."
    [01:35] <T3t> do not initiate any conversation with her at work that's not required by your job
    [01:35] <Sauce> Yeah.
    [01:35] <Sauce> Pretend this never happened.
    [01:35] <Peter> Now I'm terrified that she is going to report me at work for harassment
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    [01:35] <Sauce> For the love of god.
    [01:35] <Peter> no shit
    [01:35] <T3t> if required, stick to the absolute minimum required without being rude
    [01:35] <T3t> um
    [01:35] <T3t> was it off hours?
    [01:35] <Peter> yes
    [01:35] <Paladin> you fuckin' kids and your fuckin' snapchat
    [01:35] <T3t> did you send her a msg on snapchat in response, or was it via a different mediu?
    [01:36] <Peter> Should I apologize in person or just never say anything again
    [01:36] <Peter> her message was on snapchat
    [01:36] <Sauce> If you even have to ask, then the latter is preferable.
    [01:36] <Peter> video
    [01:36] <T3t> no
    [01:36] <T3t> do not apologize
    [01:36] <T3t> did she take a screenshot of your response?
    [01:36] <T3t> (assuming it was on snapchat)
    [01:36] <T3t> (snapchat will tell you)
    [01:37] <T3t> usually
    [01:37] <Peter> yes
    [01:37] <T3t> oh boy
    [01:37] <Sauce> Oh shit
    [01:37] <T3t> well.
    [01:37] <T3t> you have two options
    [01:37] <T3t> one: report her to HR first
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    [01:37] <Peter> ok
    [01:37] <T3t> two: ignore her, per previous advice
    [01:37] <Paladin> Delete Snapchat, lawyer up, start looking for another job
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    [01:38] <Peter> fuck
    [01:38] <T3t> err
    [01:38] <T3t> i wouldn't delete snapchat, necessarily
    [01:38] <T3t> but yeah start looking for another job, just in case
    [01:39] <T3t> if you do find one that's reasonable I suggest taking it, life circumstances permitting
    [01:44] <&Jon> www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6tiuwm/tifu_by_accidentally_emailing_everybody_in_my/
    [01:44] <Sauce> That almost compares to accidentally calling your coworker a prostitute on video, Jon.
    [01:44] <Sauce> But only almost.

    [01:44] <Paladin> ayyy lmao
    [01:44] <T3t> LOL
    [01:44] <T3t> jon
    [01:44] <T3t> that reddit post
    [01:44] <T3t> tbh
    [01:53] <Peter> So can I be expected to be fired as soon as I walk in the door most likely
    [01:53] <Peter> If she reports me
    [01:54] <Paladin> Did you do it on company time?
    [01:54] <Peter> No
    [01:55] <Peter> She's a part timer like 2 days a week and I'm full time
    [01:55] <&DarkSyaoran> wot
    [01:55] <Peter> Sorry
    [01:55] <&Jon> Peter: If work questions you about it be up front about why.
    [01:56] <Peter> Ok
    [01:56] <&Jon> "Why did you sexually harass her?"
    [01:56] <&Jon> "She sent me a sexual video."
    [01:56] <Peter> She sent me a video and I asked her about it
    [01:57] <&Jon> mhm.
    [01:57] <&Jon> Correct me if I'm wrong but
    [01:57] <&Jon> Snapchat isn't for work, no?
    [01:57] <Peter> no
    [01:57] <&DarkSyaoran> its for want sum fuk
    [01:57] <Paladin> ^ and dick pics
    [01:58] <&Jon> If no one brings it up then leave it.
    [01:58] <&Jon> But if they ask you about it be honest.
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    [01:58] <&Jon> "She sent me a sexual video."
    [01:58] <Peter> that I no longer have

    [01:58] <&Jon> It's snapchat.
    [01:58] <&Jon> That's how it functions?
    [01:59] <T3t> did your question explicit reference the video?
    [01:59] <Peter> yes
    [01:59] <&Jon> What exactly did you say, if it's not too private.
    [01:59] <T3t> then I doubt you have much to worry about, unless your work is the kind of place where "he-said she-said" falls on to the "she-said" side by default
    [02:00] <Peter> I said Did I hear what I thought I just heard
    [02:00] <&Jon> ....How is that something to be fired over?
    [02:00] <Paladin> how is that calling her a whore?
    [02:00] <Sauce> You said you called her a prostitute.
    [02:00] <T3t> ^
    [02:00] <Paladin> give me your snapchat info and I will for you :p
    [02:00] <Sauce> You're not helping yourself by being coy with us.
    [02:00] <Peter> I did not use either of those words.
    [02:00] <T3t> lol dude
    [02:00] <T3t> if that's all you said
    [02:00] <Sauce> "I implied that she has sex for money."
    [02:00] <T3t> you're fine
    [02:00] <Sauce> Come the fuck on
    [02:00] <&Jon> 2 things
    [02:01] <&Jon> 1. you're lying to us
    [02:01] <&Jon> 2. you're an idiot.

    [02:01] <&Jon> pick one.
    [02:01] <Paladin> [01:34] <Peter> I was slighty buzzed and it came across as if I was aking her if she was having sex for money
    [02:01] <Paladin> logs don't lie
    [02:01] <Peter> She also had her location on and I was like you've been in a best western by the airport
    [02:02] <Peter> all night

    [02:02] <Sauce> See, that would be pertinent.
    [02:02] <Sauce> Also a bit creepy.
    [02:02] <&Jon> Bit creepy yeah
    [02:02] <Paladin> ^
    [02:02] <T3t> still not calling her a prostitute, though
    [02:02] <Sauce> Whatever you said made her feel like she needed a copy of it.
    [02:02] <&Jon> Wait.
    [02:02] <Paladin> other than the connotations of "best western by the airport"
    [02:02] <Sauce> What are you not telling us
    [02:02] <T3t> at least, not in any way that makes sense without the context of the video she sent
    [02:02] <&Jon> Quick question
    [02:02] <&Jon> were you the guy who said
    [02:02] <&Jon> 'Im bored anyone know of any brothels?'
    [02:03] <&Jon> Or something to that effect.
    [02:03] <Peter> No I'm not that guy
    [02:03] <Sauce> 02:00:35 S<Sauce> You're not helping yourself by being coy with us.
    [02:03] <Sauce> I literally can't judge you any harder than I am already.
    [02:03] <Sauce> So you might as well tell us the rest.

    [02:04] <T3t> *I* could judge you harder, but I don't think you should pay attention to me judging you, since I judge everybody.
    [02:04] <Paladin> it's okay, t3t, we judge you, too
    [02:04] <T3t> I know :)
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    [02:05] <&Jon> Based on what you've said you've said.
    [02:05] <&Jon> You have no reason to worry.
    [02:05] <&Jon> With that said, it seems you aren't telling us the whole story.
    [02:05] <&Jon> So we can't accurately advise you.
    [02:05] <&Jon> So, do what you need to do.
    [02:05] <&Jon> Not gonna waste my time trying to help you when you won't help yourself.
    [02:06] <Peter> I don't have the message with me to repeat
    [02:06] <Paladin> so
    [02:06] <Paladin> if it's as bad as you're implying, you should be able to remember
    [02:06] <Paladin> Whatever you said, she thought it was bad enough to save a copy
    [02:06] <&Jon> I feel like this isn't something you'd need a direct reference for if you think it's this bad.
    [02:07] <&Jon> Anyway
    [02:07] <&Jon> 1. Don't bring it up with work unless you need to
    [02:07] <&DarkSyaoran> Who leaves their location on
    [02:07] <&DarkSyaoran> L U L
    [02:07] <&Jon> 2. Politely apologise to her in PUBLIC and not in private.
    [02:07] <Peter> but like I said I asked about the video and heavily implied that she was getting sex for money. Then a day later when she was talking to me I mentioned that she had her location on and she was in an empty parking lot for 3 hours and then went to a hotel near the airport
    [02:07] <&Jon> "Hey can we talk privately?"
    [02:07] <&Jon> Is a big no no.
    [02:08] <&Jon> Okay.
    [02:08] <&Jon> So maybe you're just a bit socially awkward.
    [02:08] <&Jon> That's fine.
    [02:08] <&Jon> If you didn't straight up say anything that's fine.
    [02:08] <&Jon> Wait.
    [02:08] <&Jon> No
    [02:08] <&Jon> 'heavily implied'
    [02:08] <&Jon> dotdotdot.
    [02:08] <&Jon> I'm done, lol.
    [02:08] <Peter> Right
    [02:08] <Paladin> "ey gurl u wanna fuk for fifty bucks?"
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    [02:09] <Peter> That's a lawsuit in one easy step
    [02:09] <Paladin> [01:37] <Paladin> Delete Snapchat, lawyer up, start looking for another job
    [02:09] <&Jon> Peter tried to hook up with what he thought was a prostitute and misread the situation, lol.
    [02:09] <Sauce> gg no re
    [02:09] <Paladin> I mean, he did say she was part time
    [02:10] <Paladin> maybe he thought she supplemented
    [02:10] <Peter> pretty much
    [02:10] <&Jon> Should of not mentioned it and gone to the car park.
    [02:10] <Peter> I almost think I haven't entirely fucked myself over
    [02:10] <&Jon> "Oh hey, fancy meeting you here. Cum here often?"
    [02:11] <Sauce> I couldn't tell you, since you won't tell us.
    [02:11] <Sauce> Whatever you said, she saved a copy.
    [02:11] <Sauce> And if she's hard up enough for cash to fuck on the side, then she'll happily take her lawsuit money.
    [02:11] <Paladin> "so if I drop by with fifty bucks can I take a ride too?"
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    [02:11] <Peter> I still have the video
    [02:12] <T3t> lmao
    [02:12] <&Jon> Now you're just straight up lying to us.
    [02:12] <&Jon> 16:58:21 <&Jon> "She sent me a sexual video."
    [02:12] <T3t> ok
    [02:12] <&Jon> 16:58:33 <Peter> that I no longer have
    [02:12] <Paladin> #shrekt
    [02:13] <Sauce> You deserve whatever happens, lul.
    [02:13] <Sauce> Washing my hands of it.
    [02:13] <Paladin> delete facebook, hit the gym, lawyer
    [02:13] <Paladin> up
    [02:15] <Sauce> Anyone else getting that pre-rape feeling?
    [02:16] <T3t> ...there's a feeling like that/
    [02:16] <T3t> ?
    [02:16] <Paladin> yes
    [02:16] <Paladin> yes there is
    [02:16] <Paladin> it's when sauce places his hand on your knee very gently
    [02:16] <Peter> There is a feeling for everything
    [02:16] <Peter> IS sauce a prostitiute
    [02:17] <Paladin> No but twenty bucks is twenty bucks
    [02:17] <Sauce> I'd report you to HR if they weren't in a game right now.
    [02:17] <&DarkSyaoran> L U L
     
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  5. wordhammer

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    Didn't this all happen three weeks ago?
     
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    Just cause it happened a while back doesn't mean it's not worth posting. That said, any updates? I'm more than a little curious about what ended up happening.
     
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    Yeah, but I didn't have logs (these are Paladin's, IIRC, sanitized) and with @why? asking about what had been done wrong I figured I might as well post 'em.
     
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    Look in the real life questions thread.
     
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    20:26 <Sauce> Alright, last project of the night.
    20:27 <ChaosGuy> Creating an unlimited source of energy?
    20:28 <Sauce> Nah, financial analysis class.
    20:28 <Sauce> Building models
    20:28 <ChaosGuy> So.. making a pyramid scheme then Sauce?
    20:29 <Sauce> No, that's fucking retarded.
    20:29 <Sauce> Sometimes you're like a bargain basement version of MattSilver.
    20:29 <ChaosGuy> I mean, yeah, but why would they want to teach you anything helpful
    20:29 <Sauce> And I want to cuntpunt him when he does it too.
    20:29 <Paradise> AHAH
     
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    12:50 AM <Roarian|AI> you have had multiple presidents with dutch ancestry
    12:50 AM <&Xiph0> so they have done one good thing
    12:50 AM <&Xiph0> I mean
    12:51 AM <&Xiph0> That's some fake news
    12:51 AM <Roarian|AI> roosevelts?
    12:51 AM <Roarian|AI> van buren?
    12:51 AM <&Xiph0> can't believe everything you read.
    12:51 AM <Roarian|AI> bush too i think
    12:52 AM <&Xiph0> fake
    12:52 AM <&Xiph0> news