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Abandoned It Could Only Happen to Harry by Hoos Your Daddy - NC-17

Discussion in 'Restricted Section' started by Taure, Aug 1, 2009.

  1. canoncansodoff

    canoncansodoff First Year

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    Well if that's the case, surely it should rank higher than 3.5?

    I actually thought that Poppy's "It may come down to that," line was the best part of the story.
     
  2. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran Persona 4 Admin

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    Been reading this since it started. I admit, it has some pretty funny parts - like when Tonks morphs into Trelawney - but overall, I'm not a fan of it.

    Good for a few laughs and the smut is, as always, terrible and lulzy.
     
  3. DarthBill

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    Sexy.

    But really, I'm hoping that the five girls he finds won't be enough. That way, Poppy and McGonnagal will have to pitch in. It just won't seem realistic, otherwise.
     
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    You can always tell you're dealing with a fucking nutjob when they use the word "Goddess" during orgasms.
     
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  5. LT2000

    LT2000 Alchemist

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    This is entirely off topic, but...OMFG JOHNNY BRAVO AVATAR.
     
  6. Innomine

    Innomine Unspeakable Prestige DLP Supporter

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    So, my whole reaction is pretty much exactly the same as kmfrank's here.

    Tonks scene had me in tears last night.
     
  7. Tasoli

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    it was bloody amazing I lough my ass off this part

    5/5
     
  8. aaltwal

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    I give it a 5/5 just because of the smut scene with Tonks. The scene with Fleur was nicely written and overall i liked the humor in the story. Well done.
     
  9. Ragon

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    I couldnt stop laughing during chapter 4. Funny shit that.

    5/5

    The idea has been done to death in smut but this is definitely well above average if for no other reason than its funny as hell.
     
  10. Vander

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    The description where Hermione was described as " just as bushy below as she was above." was immensely disturbing and a near story killer for me. I guess that's because I can't imagine girls in this day and age not taking care of their pubic hair in some form. This fic paints Hermione as basically a tomboy with hippie tendencies. I don't know about you guys but I never got that impression of her from canon.

    That aside, the story is hilarious though.
     
  11. sincostan

    sincostan High Inquisitor

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    It's quite funny and lighthearted. The smut's alright--my tastes must run too deviant.
     
  12. Red_Hourglass

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    Excellent for smut and humor. Just enough description to get a good visual with out going over board. An admittedly thin story line, but really who cares in this sort of category?
    Now for Fun lets say that after Harry spreads that power around, and it bumps those 5 girls up to Dumbeldore class power wise, and he's still a little higher than that, but is "out of danger", and something comes along to get the 6 of them to go out and kick ass, that would be fun......

    Oh and this......
    Some years later....
    "So Ron, that's what I had to do to live." Harry puts down is fire whiskey and looks at his former best friend. It had been years since they last talked and Hermione, among others had been telling Harry that it would be good for him to at least make the effort to rekindle the friendship.
    Harry was unsure if that was what he wanted, but to make the ladies happy he'd try.
    "and you just tell me now" Ron was looking down at the table dejected, but went on " I'd could have helped"
    Harry, confused, shocked, no...make that really confused tried to clarify "Ron , you did catch the part about HOW the power was transferred? when the magical moment was reached?"
    Ron looked up " I could have used the power boost, and, and, you know I'd do anything to help you"
    Harry stood up, slapped the coins on the table to pay for the drinks, and the next time he saw Ron, they were lowering him into the ground.
     
  13. Seratin

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    You've never been to Ireland. D:
     
  14. Oz

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    Even Moses hasn't seen a burning bush like your litte sister's.
     
  15. Seratin

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    You've checked out my five year old sister's bush? Poor. :awesome
     
  16. jaspernoone

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    So lulzy hehe...
     
  17. Bukay

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    Quoted for truth...

    As it was said before, chapter 4 is exactly how I would imagine Tonks going wild.
     
  18. Karasu-sama

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    Man oh man! SUCH a fan of this fic! 5/5 for the blending of the erotic and humorous, and for the far-better-than-fair characterization, especially of Tonks!
     
  19. Kang

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    The new chapter hsa Harry/Parvati awesomeness.

    also,
    Boils on your penis? He shoulda raped the little bitch.
     
  20. wolf550e

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