Jennifer's Body

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  1. rocket_runner

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    Jennifer's Body


    Tagline: "She's evil... and not just high school evil."

    Summary: When small town high school student Jennifer (Megan Fox) is possessed by a hungry demon, she transitions from being high school evil - gorgeous (and doesn't she know it), stuck up and ultra-attitudinal - to the real deal: evil/evil. The glittering beauty becomes a pale and sickly creature jonesing for a meaty snack, and guys who never stood a chance with the heartless babe, take on new luster in the light of her insatiable appetite. Meanwhile, Jennifer's best friend, Needy (Amanda Seyfried), long relegated to living in Jennifer's shadow, must step-up to protect the towns young men, including her nerdy boyfriend Chip (Johnny Simmons).

    Release is September 18, 2009


    For the record, apparently there's a make-out scene between Fox and Seyfried.
     
  2. kmfrank

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    Ah yes, its the film that leaked pictures with Megan Fox wearing nothing but flesh-toned nipple covers. I recognized it as soon as I saw her swimming naked in the lake.

    Well, I don't know if it'll be any good, but I'll definitely see it. And that's the attitude of probably every guy.
     
  3. Clerith

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    And she looks WAY too old to be in high school.

    /gag at the pink, heart-shaped plastic too-large earrings.
     
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    Wow, that looks really fucking shit, and there is no way i'm watching it.
     
  5. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    ROFL at the emo/goth guy getting killed.

    This looks like one of those movies you don't want anyone else to know you're watching.
     
  6. AntiChrist

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    The premise seemed stupid, tagline was lame, trailer was boring. Not going to watch it.
     
  7. Heather_Sinclair

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    Just hearing Meagan Fox saying, "I go both ways." is a win for me. Now I don't have to see the movie.
     
  8. Innomine

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    Just hearing Heather_Sinclair saying, "Just hearing Meagan Fox saying, "I go both ways." is a win for me" is a win for me. Now I can stop reading this thread.
     
  9. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    It'll be a jerk off movie for kids too young to get around the Net Nanny, just like Basic Instinct was pre mass internet access.
     
  10. Mercenary

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    Just reading...

    Ah fuck it.

    @Clerith: But the earings look soooooooooooooooooooo CUUUUUUUTE!

    /me throws up.

    Oh look blood.
     
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    Random monster flick withe a kinda hot chick as the main selling point.

    pass.

    If it was Jessica Alba I would probably be singing a different tune.

    And on that note Sorority Row is just I Know What You did Last Summer with hotter girls being killed.
     
  12. scaryisntit

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    Only thing that interested me was that there will be a Silversun Pickups song in the movie.
     
  13. Dizstance

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    Not sure how a kid expects to get into an R-rated movie if he isn't smart enough to find ways to get porn on the internet.


    Also, personally I thought Basic Instinct was pretty clever. But yeah, I'm sure this will have lots of random Megan Fox close ups so they can keep the teenage boy audience coming.
     
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    Fixed that for you.
     
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    Nemrut The Black Mage Prestige

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    Am I the only male who thinks that Megan Fox isn't that good looking?

    Movie is destined to suck with this weak plot, needless to say I won't be seeing it..
     
  16. Veri

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    Meh, Meghan Fox is hot, but not nearly as hot as she's made out to be. She gets a retarded amount of hype, considering just how short her career has been.
     
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    And her toe thumbs are a total turn off.
     
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    What if you had a foot fetish?

    But that is kinda weird.
     
  19. rocket_runner

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    In all honesty, I'll probably end up renting it from Red Box once it comes out. However, I did rent High School Musical forever ago - sixth grade maybe? - because 'it was so amazingly awesome'. (It was an epic fail even then.)

    ... I think I just killed what was left of my social life. Then again, if I had one I wouldn't be on here. ;D
     
  20. The-Hyphenated-One

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    That statement is highly insulting.