Title: Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza
Author: dude04
Rating: M
Genre: Parody/Humor
Pairing: N/A
Words: 1,341
Published: November 1, 2005
Status: Complete, Oneshot
Summary: Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2643168/1/

I will freely admit I read this when I was bored out of my mind but it made me laugh out loud so I figured you guys might like it. It is stupid, pointless and short but it was strangely funny…or maybe im just way to bored….


Checked by Minion, February 4, 2013

 

not bad but i wish the author would learn how to finish a story..

 

Shouldn't this be in Humor/Parody? As for the story :lol:

 

Moved to Humor/Parody.

~DGD

 

sorry I just figured b/c of the fact that this story is centered around killing and the whole tone of the story is rather dark and malicious that it belonged in the Dark section…I guess it just falls under dark humor…meh my mistake.

 

I remember reading this a while ago. I ended up gigling for over an hour. It is definitely one of the better ones out there.

 

I decided to up this, because I don't feel it got the attention it deserved when it was posted, many of the new members probably haven't yet seen it, and, most importantly of all, it's hilarious. Definitely one of the funniest one shots I've ever read, on par with Nonjon's best work, in fact.

 

i remember this story, it's one of the funniest oneshot that I've read. 5/5 for sure

 

Well, I think its is funny, but not THAT funny, or in other words I think you overrate that.
3.5/5

 

'He wasn’t eating any fucking leftover goblin.'
LOL; Brilliant, should have been finished, but otherwise It made me laugh.

 

Great, 5/5. And no I dont think its overrated.

 

A truly great one-shot, i remember when i read this wondering where in the world the author came up with this idea while laugh my ass off. Definitely one of the top ten humour one-shots out there.

 

Enh, It made me chuckle but to say it's on par with Nonjon's greatest work... you can't compare them because this is only 1000 words.

This author had a story called Harry Potter 6: War as well but I haven't been able to find it anywhere that I looked. I even PM'd the author.

*Looks up at his not so subtle hint*

Anyone have it?

 

I just read it and I thought it was good.

Th best part of the whole thing was the third dialog between Voldemort and Luigi.

The ending was terrible, but other than that it was fine.

 

It's strange to be the one disagreeing. I thought this was poorly done. It seemed contrived and sophomoric at times, especially in the strength of the characters. The situation is funny - I mean, how often do you picture Lord Voldemort eating, let alone a pizza - but it wasn't handled perfectly, and any margin of error that could have been afforded to the fic was swallowed up by its lacklustre effort in grammar. I might have given a small snort at one point in time with this fic, but it's really not anything outstanding, nor would I want to point to it and say 'this is what humor in Harry Potter fanfiction is about,' for fear of being laughed at. Comedy has to be rigidly done in terms of structure to make people laugh, and I just didn't feel this one.

It's not as horrible as some, but it's not really on the top of my list. 2/5.

 

It got up to about chapter 15 or 16 before it was taken down. Near the bottom of this thread is an attachment with the first 10 chapters in a word doc if you want though.

http://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?t=2104

Way long since abandoned though.

As for this fic? Funny. Worth a read. But it's been a long time since I read it, and I don't feel the impulse to read it again, so not one for my pantheon exactly. 4/5 for a good laugh though.

 

Thanks a lot, I'll give it a read.

 

Holy fuck, man! i couldn't stop laughing.:banana:

 

I read this one a while ago as well. It was amusing but not fall over laughing type.

I thought it was a one shot... Can't really see where it could go. I liked the last tine.

3.5/5

 

It was definitely amusing. Thanks for a quick read with a good giggle.